Politically Incorrect Bumper Stickers

    • Gold Top Dog

    Actually my parents were the presidents of a homeschool group and we found that most of the time people are either conservative or extremely liberal.   Not very many people that are middle of the road homeschool. 

    However, I have found that a lot more liberals are against homeschooling than conservatives. Something about us keeping our kids home and brainwashing them, making the girls wear long dresses, long hair, and not letting the kids read Harry Potter... oh, they also always say something about not enough socialization.  When my dad brings up homeschooling in class (he teaches college)  it is always the most maladjusted public school kid who asks about socialization.  But I digress...

    So yeah, I didn't think it was completely correct, but pretty much.  My dad has gotten into many a debate about homeschooling with his liberal college co-workers, not so much with the conservative ones.

    • Gold Top Dog

    It's funny how much people's experiences can differ. In my homeschooled life (in which I never wore a dress, read Harry Potter with an obsessive fervor, and developed my own opinions, often totally opposite of my mom's...though I did have long hair, lol), it was almost exclusively conservatives who criticized homeschooling, although maybe that wouldn't have been true if we were conservative Christians..who knows. Interestingly, the person who probably criticized my homeschooling the most was a very Republican college professor I used to know...though he's very much an atheist.

    The socialization argument still makes me LOL. As if being in a room with 30 people exactly your age for 13 years is somehow comparable to the real world, and therefore comprises appropriate socialization... 

    I wasn't taking it personally at all snownose, just found it strange.

    Sorry, I totally dragged this thread off topic...

    • Gold Top Dog

    There was a single frame cartoon that should be made into a bumper sticker.

    "Are you coming the bed?"

    "I can't. Someone on the internet is wrong and I'm not done ..."

     

    • Gold Top Dog

     We need to start a thread about homeschool experiences, lol.  There are so many misconceptions about homeschoolers.  I think what happens is that people see something they don't like in someone and if they were homschooled they blame it on that.  If you are too liberal, too conservative, believe in God, don't believe in God, or whatever, they say it is because your parents brainwashed you into believing like they did and never let you get out and see for yourself.  Riiiigghht.  Smile and nod. (And make sarcastic comments when someone does something really stupid: "I bet *they* were homeschooled.";)

    Anyhoo, completely disrailed.  Hi Jack!!! 

     
    Bumper stickers...

    I think therefore I am conservative

     A socialist is a comunist who is afraid of commitment

    I am pro "choice"  ON SOCIAL SECURITY

    I believe in gun control and I practice A LOT

    God created man and woman.  Sam Colt made them equal 


     

    • Gold Top Dog

    Aina
    I believe in gun control and I practice A LOT

    Reminds me of Ted Nugent's idea of gun control.

    "Gun Control - hitting where you aim."

    How about -

    "My dog is smarter than your A & M student."

    Of course, a true aggie joke like that would finish with "but that ain't sayin' much."

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    "Political Correctness means always having to say you're sorry"

    "Save the seals, club a liberal"

    "Bigot: A Conservative winning an argument with a Liberal"

    "lib-er-al: noun: A person so open-minded their brains have fallen out"

    "No Oil For Pacifists!"

    "Liberalism: the haunting fear someone, somewhere, can help themselves"

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    Myra

    An oldie but IMO definitely a goodie --

    "Blind faith in bad leadership is NOT patriotism"

     

    ^^^ Probably my favorite - but this is a close second:

    WTF 

    • Gold Top Dog

    One of my absolute favorites is:

    Vote Democrat--It's easier than working. 

    Close seconds are:

    Keep honking--I'm reloading.

    Don't Steal--The Government Hates Competition.

    The Audacity of Meaningless Platitudes

    Knee Deep in Sheep--Obama '08 

    It IS that bad and they ARE Out to Get You

    My Kid Wants to be President, I told Him to Aim Higher.

    Jesus Loves You (Everyone else thinks you're an ***) 

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    My very favorite even though I know it offends some:

    "Come the Rapture, can I have your car?"

    • Gold Top Dog

    pofi_pasquale

    My very favorite even though I know it offends some:

    "Come the Rapture, can I have your car?"

    OMG I saw that one the other day, and seriously almost peed my pants. Big Smile

    • Gold Top Dog

    sillysally
    Jesus Loves You (Everyone else thinks you're an ***) 

     

    Reminds me of an Austin Lounge Lizard song:

     Jesus Loves me but he Can't Stand You

    I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew
    I just can't abide a sinner like you
    God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that
    Jesus loves me--but he can't stand you

    I'm going to heaven, boys, when I die
    'Cause I've crossed every "t" and I've dotted every "i'
    My preacher tell me that I'm God's kind of guy; that's why
    Jesus loves me--but you're gonna fry

    God loves all his children, by gum
    That don't mean he won't incinerate some
    Can't you feel those hot flames licking you
    Woo woo woo

    I'm raising my kids in a righteous way
    So don't be sending your kids over to my house to play
    Yours'll grow up stoned, left-leaning, and gay; I know
    Jesus told me on the phone today

    Jesus loves me, this I know
    And he told me where you're gonna go
    There's lots of room for your kind down below
    Whoa whoa whoa

    Jesus loves me but he can't stand you . . .

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    pofi_pasquale

    My very favorite even though I know it offends some:

    "Come the Rapture, can I have your car?"

     

    LOVE it!!!! 

    • Gold Top Dog

    My husband has one on his truck

    Nuke their ass and take their gas.

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    ron2

    "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

    Oh thats GREAT!! I've never seen that one.

    I saw one with a pic of Bush that said

    "I bet you'll vote next time hippie"

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    Don't blame me.. I didn't vote for his father either

    Some days you are the dog, some days you are the hydrant!

    My other car is a broom.