Politically Incorrect Bumper Stickers

Many years ago, there was a popular bumper sticker down here in Texas.

"Love New York? Take I-30 east."

But there's another good one down here.

"I was not born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could."

After a while, I got tired of the little boy peeing on another make of vehicle as a matter of contention.

Speaking of the Calvin pissing on various car stickers, one I love is Calvin pissing on PeTA.  While we're being politically incorrect one of my favorites is "Jesus Saves, Gretzy Scores!"  Sorry, I can't spell.

gradyupmybutt

  While we're being politically incorrect one of my favorites is "Jesus Saves, Gretzy Scores!"  

I love that one!!  If you want to see some totally incorrect bumper stickers/pins, political and otherwise, check out cafepress.com ..... you can amuse yourself all day just reading them.

Joyce

gradyupmybutt

Speaking of the Calvin pissing on various car stickers, one I love is Calvin pissing on PeTA.  While we're being politically incorrect one of my favorites is "Jesus Saves, Gretzy Scores!"  Sorry, I can't spell.

OMG, that is freaking HILARIOUS!!! 

fuzzy_dogs_mom

If you want to see some totally incorrect bumper stickers/pins, political and otherwise, check out cafepress.com ..... you can amuse yourself all day just reading them.

Joyce

Oh, I've lost many an hour on that site just looking @ Papillon stuff. 

 One I always found funny was

 Welcome to California, now please leave

dgriego

 Welcome to California, now please leave

I've always thought that one was funny too, but right at this particular moment I can't imagine anyone wanting to move here.

Joyce

Ha!  I saw a great one the other day.  It's The fish with Gefelte (sp?) inside it.  I giggled.

 I need to get a new magnetic version of my fav sticker: "My dog is smarter than your honor student" - I had someone stop and say they thought it was a great sticker while waiting at a stop light in Alexandria, VA a few years ago. :D

and do not forget the one "my kid can beat up your honor student"

 I have seen it on cars, I must confess I do not think I could drive around in pride with that one on my car, even if it was true.

dgriego

 I have seen it on cars, I must confess I do not think I could drive around in pride with that one on my car, even if it was true.

Yeah, it's pretty trashy. Plus it's just perpetuating ridiculous stereotypes of smart kids being nerdy and wimpy, and/or not as smart kids being bullies. Gotta tell you, I've met smart bullies. I probably would've been one myself if I'd gone to school for more than a year and a half...

fuzzy_dogs_mom

spiritdogs

Please Spay and Neuter Your Republicans

We Need a President Who's Fluent in at Least One Language

OMG, I love these!!!  I'd slap those two on right now if I knew where to find them.  I've got the "Support the Troops, Impeach the President" and "A Village in Texas is Missing its Idiot" on now, but I really like the other two better. I guess I could find room for two more.

Joyce

Careful, these could be habit forming - you still need to be able to see out the windows.  

More:

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons For You are Crunchy and Good With Ketchup

You just can't fix stupid

Cubicle - A Padded Cell Without the Door

The Only Time Politicians Tell the Truth is When They Call Each Other Liars

Compassionate Conservatism - No Millionaire Left Behind

Patriotism is Supporting Your Country All the Time, and Your Government When it Deserves It

God Wants Spiritual Fruits, Not Religious Nuts

Believing Bull**** Will Not Make it Come True

Who Would Jesus Bomb?

dgriego

 

and do not forget the one "my kid can beat up your honor student"

 

Or "My kid sold drugs to your honor student"

"My kid knocked up your honor student"

My personal favorite is the George Carlin version:

"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car"

spiritdogs

Careful, these could be habit forming - you still need to be able to see out the windows.  

I know! Anything having to do with a president, present or future, will be coming off after the election but the "Spay/Neuter" one can just stay on. I wanted something I could leave on to drive them nuts in San Diego - Bush Country.

Joyce