Politically Incorrect Bumper Stickers

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    Politically Incorrect Bumper Stickers

     I loved the idea of the dog bumper sticker thread, so I thought maybe we should have one that's just funny, whether it has to do with dogs or not.  So, fire away.  Here are some that I found humorous:

    Please Spay and Neuter Your Republicans

    Monica Lewinsky's Ex Boyfriend's Wife for President

    We Need a President Who's Fluent in at Least One Language

    I'll Speed Up When You Start Paying for My Gas 

    Of Course You Can Trust the Government - Just Ask Any Indian

    This is NOT My Boyfriend's Truck (I should have had this plastered to that ole '87 Eagle)

     

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    spiritdogs
    Monica Lewinsky's Ex Boyfriend's Wife for President

     

    Ehh....always despised this one. It's offensive and tasteless if you ask me. But just my opinion here...

    Anyway, some clever ones I've seen are:

    Support Our Troops - Impeach the Commander

    'kay that's all I can think of now. I'll have to keep my eye out for bumper stickers tomorrow and post any I see lol.

     

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    Not really politically incorrect, but this is one of my favorites

    "if you love something, set if free, if it doesn't come back....hunt it down and kill it"

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    spiritdogs

    Please Spay and Neuter Your Republicans

    We Need a President Who's Fluent in at Least One Language

    OMG, I love these!!!  I'd slap those two on right now if I knew where to find them.  I've got the "Support the Troops, Impeach the President" and "A Village in Texas is Missing its Idiot" on now, but I really like the other two better. I guess I could find room for two more. Smile

    Joyce

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    "Work Harder--Millions on Welfare Depend on You!"

     "Annoy a Liberal: Work Hard and Be Happy!"

    & one that gets quoted often at my house--  "Shut Up Hippie."

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    "Warning, I am a bitter gun owner clinging to my religion"

     "Give al-qaeda a chance, Vote Obama 2008"

    "Beware false prophets, promising change"

    "Republicans :We work hard so you won't have to

    and my personal fav : Barack Hussein Obama.... Enough said

     

    have to add one for the DH

     10 out of 10 terrorists agree : Anybody but McCain!

     

     

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    dgriego

    "Warning, I am a bitter gun owner clinging to my religion"

     "Give al-qaeda a chance, Vote Obama 2008"

    "Beware false prophets, promising change"

    "Republicans :We work hard so you won't have to

    and my personal fav : Barack Hussein Obama.... Enough said

     

    have to add one for the DH

     10 out of 10 terrorists agree : Anybody but McCain!

     

     

    LOL..........love it....

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    "Driver Carries No Money--He's Married"!!!

     

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    "Don't laugh - it's paid for"

    "My other car is a Porsche"

    "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands"

    "My money and my son" or "daughter go to Texas A & M"

    "Visualize whirled peas"

     

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    An oldie but IMO definitely a goodie --

    "Blind faith in bad leadership is NOT patriotism"

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     I've always wanted to get this one printed up for myself.

    "Marry well.  Divorce better." 

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     Well, at least we're winning the war on the environment.

     

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    janobonano

     Well, at least we're winning the war on the environment.

     

     

    That made me chuckle!

    My all time favorite bumper sticker is the Jesus fish, with "n chips" inside. - http://www.stickergiant.com/N-Chips-Fish-Plaque_b2359.html 

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    Most of these made me LOL, especially the Fish 'n Chip one. ~LOL~