Politically Incorrect Bumper Stickers

~snickers~  I love most posted so far.

A funny one seen a few months ago, though it doesn't have anything to do with politics:  I'm only speeding because I have to poop!

scrubsfiend

I'm only speeding because I have to poop!

This sounds like a Happy Bunny one LOL. Love me some Happy Bunny.

I have a bumper sticker (not on a car yet...will be soon, hopefully!) that says "Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass." I seriously LOL every time I look at it...but then I'm kind of easily amused...

I really like the Darwin fish eating the Jesus fish that says "Reality Bites", and the classic "Beware of Dogma."

i Have no bumper stickers on my car, but I like the jesus fish, with legs and inside it says "Darwin"  :D

Hey Anne, I just found my two favorite bumper stickers of the ones you posted at cafepress.com.  Now I just have to make sure the car is clean so they'll stick.

Joyce

"I brake for hallucinations."

I think, for some people, that's more than just a bumper sticker.

ETA: One friend of mine had heard of a polarized window sticker. It only shows if the person behind you has their high beams on. It says "Turn off the brights, stupid."

Maybe that's just wishful thinking.

We also have a local one: Keep Portland Weird!

How about: If you can read this, you're too close--for tailgaters. 

not politically incorrect but...

A woman's place is in the home: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.!

(this had more effect when Hillary was actually in the lead LOL)

And another one I love has a confederate flag with an X over it, and it says, "You Lost - Get Over It!" LOL. I love it because it's so annoying seeing confederate flags anywhere.

Here's some more I like, from just looking around the internet.

Friends don't let friends vote Democrat.

Uncle Sam Wants YOU - To Speak English!

If You Can't Feed 'Em, Don't Breed 'Em.

Work Harder, Millions on Welfare Depend on You!

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

On my old truck, I had a few Harley stickers, a custom made sticker with two pics of Shadow that said "dog is my co-pilot" and another one given to me by a friend. "If you must burn our flag, please, wrap yourself in it first."

(On SUV) "My other car is a hybrid."

"Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often."

"Annoy a liberal,  Homeschool."
 

I've decided to stay away from the political ones because I am pretty disappointed in our governmental choices at this point.  My views are summerized as this:  Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were in a boat and it tipped and they all fell out.  Who was saved?

Answer:  America.
 

I saw something cute the other day.....

A guy driving a Ford SUV Hybrid.....on the side in metallic letters it said "Hybrid" on the back window "Eat My Voltage"......LOL

Aina

"Annoy a liberal,  Homeschool."

I don't get this at all. I'm very liberal, was homeschooled, and will not consider sending any of my future kids to public school (I might possibly consider a radical private school, but only if homeschooling was actually impossible for me). What about homeschooling is conservative at all? The only conservative homeschoolers I know are extremely religious, that being their reason for homeschooling. All the others I know are very liberal.

In general Republicans are known for supporting school vouchers that would amp up competition between schools and create better education (therefor homeschooling became more popular)....and in general Liberals are known to vote against it.....just jacking their jaws and nothing has changed, as a matter of fact education has slid in the hole even more......

Right, okay, so maybe "Annoy a liberal politician", but I don't think liberal in general makes much sense.

Don't take it personal.....it really isn't addressed at you......gotta overlook these type of things......