My husband is a REALLY BIG turd.

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    ORIGINAL: jjsmom06

    SNORT* that is not just a guy thing. I'm a girl, XX and I do that kind of stuff all the time. Example: pretty much every dish I own is currently in the sink, and I'm down to a couple of pairs of drawers - not even the good stuff. I do dishes when I run out of dishes, and I do laundry when I run out of drawers (not socks; been known to go out and buy new socks).


    Paula, I swear, the more I get to know things about you, the more I like you.. you crack me up![sm=biggrin.gif] 


    LOL! That's what happens when you hit 38 a bachelor....living in the woods...with three dogs, two cats and three parrots...and drive a beat up chevy Tahoe named Juan Carlo.

    Paula
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    LOL! That's what happens when you hit 38 a bachelor....living in the woods...with three dogs, two cats and three parrots...and drive a beat up chevy Tahoe named Juan Carlo.

     
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    ORIGINAL: paulaedwina

    whether or not a coffee cup is clean only become an issue when there are not any more clean ones.


    *SNORT* that is not just a guy thing. I'm a girl, XX and I do that kind of stuff all the time. Example: pretty much every dish I own is currently in the sink, and I'm down to a couple of pairs of drawers - not even the good stuff. I do dishes when I run out of dishes, and I do laundry when I run out of drawers (not socks; been known to go out and buy new socks).

    So for someone like me a list is indispensible.
    Paula



    Paula, I do this exact same thing. I only do laundry when I have no clean underwear and I only do dishes when I have nothing left to use and at that point, I will wash them one at a time as I need them. I'm so happy to know that I am not alone. [:)
     
    And I'm not 38. I'm 25. [:D
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    I am more of a man mentally than a woman and I really struggle to understand a lot of the issues that women have with relationships because of that...I admit to that freely. But having said that...I don't think I want to change that lol!


    me too..... i mean how do you react when your husband says "You're more like... a dude.... than a woman"
    should i hit'em? laugh? agree? be flattered, insulted? lol
    all i know is we've been together for four years with out ever breaking up, fighting, leaving, or threatening to leave or had an affair with someone else out of spite... which is more than you can say about his past experience with women. sure we have our moments of disagreement, but never anything fatal.
    so... i'm leaning more towards flattered because i'm not a girly girl nor high maintenance.


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    Before my husband and I got married we agreed on a couple of things, I would do dishes, he would do laundry. To this day we still do it that way, that is not to say that one of us won't step up and help the other or do them if they need to be done either. I have been known to throw clothes in the washer and dryer, it's the taking out and putting away part that I s**k at, and the husband will wash the dishes if I ask nicely. Also he has cat box duty, I have dog yard duty.
     
    I work outside the home and do a part time private billing job at home, my DH is home all day (he is disabled), and since I am the one out and about and bringing in the majority of our income I do expect a little more from him as far as cleaning the house or taking care of the yard, the thing is he cannot see dust, I have tried showing it to him but for some reason his eyes just cannot process it! The vaccuum is another item he has a hard time moving about. I will admit I am a clean freak and have a higher standard, but geesh. I can say that for the most part he will do it if I ASK, but only then and only 30 min before I come home, like there is some cosmic reason to not do it sooner......[8|]  Oh and Liesje, I too can run the whole gamit of power tools, he gets nervous with them.
     
    My biggest complaint.... when I ask him what he wants to eat, I get I don't know or I don't care, if I could find a recipe for either of those dishes I would be rich. Recently I have been, shall we say, mean? Dinners a few times this week have included ingredients on his nasty list...........[:D].
     
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    Pfft. Men. [:'(]
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    My biggest complaint.... when I ask him what he wants to eat, I get I don't know or I don't care, if I could find a recipe for either of those dishes I would be rich. Recently I have been, shall we say, mean? Dinners a few times this week have included ingredients on his nasty list............


    yours does that too!?!? OMG i could kill people when they say that!
    one day i swear i am going to open a diner and call it "I Dont Know"
    when i was work my co-workers would spend the last ten minutes before lunch, not working but deciding where to go eat.. "Where u wanna go?" .. "I dont know.." ... "they closed... now where do you wanna go?"

    my husband made the mistake of telling me he didnt care what i put in tuna salad.....everyone likes it different, so it SEEMED like a good question at the time.
     so when he came inside for lunch he said "...honey... why is the tuna blue?"

    i love food colouring

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    so when he came inside for lunch he said "...honey... why is the tuna blue?"


    Bwahahah!

    I'm the man in the relationship, so I don't ever cook. [:D]  DH is on his beat tonight so my dinner was a can of condensed soup with some cheese added to it for some substance.  I think the cats just ate better than I did.
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    I have no idea who these alien, mean, and selfish "turd" men are that many posts are talking about. I find men are quite willing and able to be perfectly helpful and on board ... when they're being respected and appreciated for all the wonerous gifts they bring to bear.

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    i dont think that it is that men dont see what needs to be done, i think our priorities are just different from women's priorities.


    Yeah![sm=headbang2.gif] I don't understand this thing about blaming men for not reading our minds .. for not knowing what we think is important to accomplish!

    I know a woman who asked her hubby to pick up a pie and some chips for a party. When he brought 5 pies and 4 bags of chips (hoping the correct choice was amongst the group) she yelled at him for buying too much stuff. Sheesh ... he went overboard to get it right! [:-]

    I think that women who think men are turds should go out and get themselves a good woman! [;)]
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    Now I love to cook, have no problem with it, but dang it some times I would just like some input!!!

    Blue tuna? that was creative! Last night I had a craving for spam and eggs on toast, DH hates spam with a passion, he said what are we having, I told him, he made a sandwich....nahner!

    Today I had 2 teeth pulled for some dental work, I made a pot of homemade chicken soup since that would be easy for me to get down, but guess what, he hates that too.[;)]

    The good thing about the teeth is that I got a small spray of flowers and my tea and water delivered,and his cousin called and said he was in town for the night and was stopping by so he also cleaned around the house and did some tasks I felt were beyond my pain/pain killer self of the moment, and yes I still dusted!

    For the OP, I was whining one day about this very subject, how it seemed I was the only one who made any effort to make decisions, always had to be the one to plan and follow through, one of the pshychiatrists in the office told me that men just see things different then women do.  I hope your trip goes smoothly and that things get better.

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    ORIGINAL: paulaedwina
    .and drive a beat up chevy Tahoe named Juan Carlo.

    Paula


     
    ok, that is the BEST car name i've ever heard.
     
    keedokes, i hope you're already relaxing and all that stuff is behind you[:)]
     
    as for the lists... hmmm... i'm not sure if my DH would be offended or not.  if it got to the point where i needed to make one, he would pretty much know he was in trouble and do what it said....[;)]
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    ORIGINAL: probe1957

    Jessica, in defense of your husband, which almost no one else seems to be doing, the stuff that needs to be done is a woman's work.  Now listen to your husband and get off your butt and get it done.  [:)]


    Billy, it's a good thing you're not in the room with me right now!  I would have DECKED you (and I am QUITE capable of it, believe me!).  I know you're kidding, but there's NO such thing as men's or women's work--it is just WORK.

    My DH asks me to write EVERYTHING down.  I can not, for the life of me, figure out why he can remember a complicated wiring schmenatics for a '03 Camry but can't remember that the washer needs to have the clean clothes taken out and put in the dryer. I get VERY very, cranky when I have worked several hours, picked up kids, made dinner, walked Gypsy and have done a multitude of other things and DH walks in and asks, "What did you get done today?" He's likely to have a frying pan winging its way towards his skull.

    I think that men just have a different set of priorities. I was brought up by an ex-Marine who wanted things done the very second he asked.  it was done, without question, immediately, if not sooner.  I expected this in my household as well. Unfortunately, DH was brought up differently--"I'll get around to it"--which makes me gnash my teeth and gives me the start of a tension headache in about thirty seconds flat. We have learned to compromise: he gets on things faster and I try not to keep after him about it.

    As for the, "he worked all day", Mom worked all day too!  She just didn't get paid for it. My DH got up with the babies along with me.  I nursed the DSs, so he changed their diapers while I went to the bathroom.  Then he went back to bed while I fed the little one and staggered back about twenty minutes later. I was up with them for twelve solid hours EVERY day, so I worked just as hard as he did--sometimes harder.  I had two babies in two years, so I was sleep deprived for over THREE years. I did NOT want to hear the HE needed a nap when I could barely keep my eyes open!






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    When I was home full time, I made it a priority to get the stuff done that needed to be done during the week so we could play on the weekends.  And it didn't matter what the stuff was...cutting the grass, painting a room, building a closet (yes, I too have power tools and you can make me a very happy lady by buying me MORE...forget jewelry...give me tools).
     
    Maybe our situation is different because when we met I was a single working mom, used to having to handle everything on my own.  When we got married it took all of ONE time for him to ask what he could do to help.  I calmly told him that I didn't really like that question.  Helping implies that its ALLL my job and that he's being a big man and lightening the load.  Any relationship should be a partnership and that means sharing the responsibilities.
     
    With the exception of several years recently I have always worked outside the home...even when our kids were little (ok, mine lived with us, his was here part of the time).  It was never a matter of sitting down and diving up the chores and responsibilities....it just kind of evolved naturally based on abilities and enjoyment.  For example, I've always enjoyed the yardwork.  He sees it as a chore.  Now, well, after the summer of the snakes, yeah, he has to do that "chore" because I'm flat out afraid to do it.
     
    When I get home from work, I start dinner, tend to the critters and hop on the puter.  IF I start a load of laundry I have to TELL him that I did so that one of us will remember to move it from the washer to the dryer and HOPEFULLY get it out of the dryer as well. I rarely do laundry during the week because I'm tired at the end of the day.  I don't do the dishes very often.  Now and then I get into a cleaning mode and wipe everything down, wash up the few dishes from the morning (we have a dishwasher but it's more work to empty and put stuff away than to just wash the few dishes we have)...it all depends on my mood and my energy levels.  But, doing dishes after dinner isn't something that is considered my "job".  I cook, he cleans up.
     
    There are some pretty standard things that we always get done on the weekend so they just happen.  While I'm downstairs making dog food, he's usually getting the dusting out of the way, doing laundry, etc.  It just happens.  When there are OTHER things that we need to do, often we WILL make a list....and note that I said we.  It's often a "honey we need to do X this weekend.....help me think of the other stuff so it doesn't get forgotten and left for Sunday nite in a rush after we get home." Sunday being the "spend the day with Mom and volunteer at the old folks home" day.
     
    I think that it comes down to respecting one another, and truely SHARING the responsibilities.
     
    Now, I will say, when we first got the RV there were some issues.  To the point that I finally said either you guys carry your share of the load, or this thing will sit 'til it rots.
     
    No matter how well stocked you keep one of those babies, they don't get ready for a trip on their own.  Nor do they get cleaned back up after the trip on their own.  However, once that was realized it became a non issue.
     
    Now, for my adult son still living at home, I DO leave lists.  He does NOT see things that need to be done and just do them.  He is one of those people that if he doesn't do it NOW, it won't get done because it slips his mind.  He was only working on weekends for a long time, and by golly if he's home all day I expect to do NOTHING when I come home other than make dinner.  But that doesn't happen without the lists.  Recently he's been traveling and doing a lot of computer work away from home and I really notice the difference in the house by the weekend when he isn't home to catch some of the slack during the week.
     
    I think the bottom line has to be that things get fairly and equally divied up and that no particular thing is anyone's specific "job".  Works for us.  But "helping" me???  You can only "help" me if something is all my responsibility......and that's not the way it should be.
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    (yes, I too have power tools and you can make me a very happy lady by buying me MORE...forget jewelry...give me tools).

     
    Glenda this made me laugh, I had a discussion with recently retired father, it went along the lines of " If you decide to start giving away some of your tools put my name on the list, right at the top please!"
     
    Yeah![sm=headbang2.gif] I don't understand this thing about blaming men for not reading our minds .. for not knowing what we think is important to accomplish!

     
    I don't expect my husband to read my mind, but you can bet your bippee that after 8 years I do expect him to know my MO and what is important to me.
     
    I know that sleeping in and getting up before noon is not his strong suit, it has to be pretty darn important for me to even ask him. This is his MO and I know it, so if I ask you to do someting early and you agree, I expect you to honor the promise.
     
    One time I had planned to go to a u-pick orchard one saturday morning, I asked him if he wanted to go with me, he said sure, I let him know I wanted to leave early because doing stuff in the hot afternoon sun is not my thing. Imagine how hurt and angry I was when he got mad at me when I woke him up, not only did he get mad, he went right back to sleep, got up 5 hours later and asked me if I still wanted to go?? I was very calm and very blunt, I informed my DH that in the future I would never wait on him again. I told him that I had survived without his company for 36 years and I had no problem with doing something on my own. He knew I ment it too.
     
    Keedokes, you will have to let us know how the weekend went, and I really do hope you had a relaxing fun time regardless of it's start.
     
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    LOL!  Give me power tools ANY day!  Many years ago my Dad bought my ex a drill for Christmas...Mother accurately pointed out that the fool wouldn't know which end to plug into the wall, and Dad agreed and said "it's really for Glenda, but HE doesn't have to know that"!  LOL!!!
     
    I do find that there are times when it is just best not to try to do it all....I learned that one the hard way.  Even when I was home, I never put Todd's clothes away.  Reason?  He doesn't keep his drawers the way I think that they should be kept and I found that I was constantly cleaning them out.  I just leave his stuff on the dresser and let him put it away...that way I don't even know what shape the drawers are in.  And, when he folds my stuff, he leaves it on MY dresser....not to avoid cleaning my drawers, but because I prefer it that way.  Some undies go in the front "grab em quick" stack, others in other stacks. I don't expect HIM to know which go where let alone the WHY behind it.  How many guys truly "get" that you can't wear X pair of panties with Y outfit because of lines or wedgies or whatever?  [;)]  But, I know at a glance what stack they belong in......
     
    But, again....and I can't be strong enough on this one....it is not about "helping"....it's all about sharing the load.  Or should be.