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Posted : 5/11/2007 2:33:40 PM

Oh Shelly, let Billy hold on to his fantasy, it is probably the one and only time a woman (in his mind at least) wanted to see him naked.

I believe you are correct... so I shall let it go and allow the old man some enjoyment[

] You should hear what he says his wife stated the first time she saw him in his birthday suit![

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wow.. this thread took a weird turn huh??? anyone wanna go back to the discussion in the OP?

snownose

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:35:34 PM

Now, it's getting interesting......[sm=popcorn1.gif]

Personal Champ

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:35:50 PM

ORIGINAL: probe1957
Kelly, I am never offensive. I am always kind and gentle. [] And something you might not know, I still have the email wherein Shelly asked me for a nude picture of myself. []

Wait - Billy, are you sure you don't mean a RUDE picture? Not NUDE? Cause Shelly would know you have one of those...

hehe.

Personal Champ

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:39:18 PM

ORIGINAL: jjsmom06
anyone wanna go back to the discussion in the OP?

No.

His wife didn't do this, [sm=haha.gif], did she?

probe1957

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:45:37 PM

I believe I am being picked on here. I believe I am being ganged up on. I have feelings too, you know.

I wonder if Shelly would care to explain a more recent email where she told me how devestated she was because I wouldn't do her??? Hmmmmmm????

And while there may or may not be some truth to the assertion that I am somewhat lacking in certain physical characteristics, the fact of the matter is,

**I** have ALWAYS been satisfied and THAT is all that matters.

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DPU

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:48:04 PM

I totally get it now. Thank you Personal Champ.

jjsmom06

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:52:30 PM

No.

His wife didn't do this, , did she?

It has been awhile but I believe the comment Kelly was something to the effect of “what do you plan to do with that thing?” or was it “who do you intend to impress with that thing?”…. Billy which was it?[8|]

**ducking and hiding…**

Personal Champ

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:53:55 PM

I'm sure Shelly was asking if you would do SOMETHING for her. Like her laundry. Tee-hee.

Self-satisfaction is important, too. Especially when someone does this [sm=haha.gif]

rwbeagles

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:54:10 PM

Why am I thinking of that scene from the King book, "Eyes of the Dragon"....lmao.

jjsmom06

Posted : 5/11/2007 2:58:11 PM

**I** have ALWAYS been satisfied and THAT is all that matters.

You have stated this before.... but I won't go into what I stated the first time.. otherwise you will SERIOUSLY FLAME ME....[

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I wonder if Shelly would care to explain a more recent email where she told me how devestated she was because I wouldn't do her??? Hmmmmmm????

Are you referring to the one where I very sarcastically said I didn#%92t know how I could EVER go on… and then you said

“Life is full of disappointments. Although this might be the biggest one you have faced in your life…”

And I said

“doubtful” [

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jjsmom06

Posted : 5/11/2007 3:00:56 PM

Why am I thinking of that scene from the King book, "Eyes of the Dragon"....lmao.

I am not familiar with that one.. maybe you should enlighten me??[

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Personal Champ

Posted : 5/11/2007 3:00:57 PM

ORIGINAL: jjsmom06
"Life is full of disappointments. Although this might be the biggest one you have faced in your life…”

Wait, which part is the disappointing one? The fact that it won't happen, or your reaction if it did? I'm confused...

jjsmom06

Posted : 5/11/2007 3:03:43 PM

Wait, which part is the disappointing one? The fact that it won't happen, or your reaction if it did? I'm confused...

lmao!

HE was referring to the fact that I would have to live with the dissapointment of knowing that he doesn't "want me"

clearer now?

BEVOLASVEGAS

Posted : 5/11/2007 3:05:12 PM

**I** have ALWAYS been satisfied and THAT is all that matters.

Billy, under normal circumstances, I would have called you a selfish bastard, but since everyone is ganging up on you....Do what you gotta do.[

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rwbeagles

Posted : 5/11/2007 3:05:30 PM

Oh the point n laugh icon...then your saying his wife said "what is that thing"...lol.

There's a scene in the book where the King has his wedding night with his virgin bride (medieval times)...

He disrobes and the wifey says "what is that?"...he says "That's is King's Iron..." and she says "It doesn't look like iron to me..." and he says "That is because it has yet to taste the forge..." and she says "What forge?" and he says "the one you carry with you..." [

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(all paraphrasing from memory but you get the gist)

I always thought it was an amusing scene...the point n laugh icon just kinda brought it back for some reason, lol!

The icon in question...