Favorite lines from movies?

From film version of Grapes of Wrath:

Ma Joad:
Well, Pa, a woman can change better'n a man. A man lives sorta - well, in jerks. Baby's born or somebody dies, and that's a jerk. He gets a farm or loses it, and that's a jerk. With a woman, it's all in one flow, like a stream - little eddies and waterfalls - but the river, it goes right on. Woman looks at it thata way.


Ma Joad:
Rich fellas come up an' they die, an' their kids ain't no good an' they die out. But we keep a'comin'. We're the people that live. They can't wipe us out; they can't lick us. We'll go on forever, Pa, 'cause we're the people.

The Beatles being intervied by the press in a Hard Day's Night
 
Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland
 
Reporter: Has success changed your life?
George: Yes.
 
Reporter: Are you a mod, or a rocker?
Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.
 
Reporter: Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
Ringo: Well, this one has. You know, it's stuck on good and proper now.
 
Reporter: What would you call this hairstyle you're wearing?
George: Arthur
 
Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar
 
Reporter: Do you often see your father?
Paul: No, actually we're just close friends.

A couple of mine.

"Highschool girls.I get older,they stay the same age."

   Wooderson explaining why he loves those high school girls..dazed and confused.

  "Whos going to lock you in the cellar when you become one of us?"
  A possessed colledge student asks this question through a crack between the trap door to the cellar.THE EVIL DEAD

 "What is this?A game?"
  A man is lured to his death by Christies sexy but evil step mother in...HELLRAISER





 

It took 2 pages to get to the Holy Grail!  Geez
 
It's good to be the King.
 
 
From Snatch:
 
"What's a lurcher?"
"It's a dag."
(I think that's how it went.)
 
My very favorite:
In a proper English accent a barrister played by John Cleese in his barrister garb says to 2 policemen:
"F*** off pigs."
from A Fish Called Wanda

Nicholas Cage in "Con Air" - "I said, drop the bunny."

Steve Buscemi in "Armageddon" - "Just think - we're sitting on a bomb made of 13 million parts, all made by the lowest bidder."

The Preacher Man in "Twister" when Bill Paxton's fiance asks about F5 tornados - "We call that the finger of God."

Steve Martin in "The Jerk" upon receiving the new phone book that showed his personal listing - "This is the kind of instant publicity that makes people!"

Clint Eastwood as Gunnery Sergeant Hiway in "Heartbreak Ridge" after one of his squad comes to his aid - "It's not like we're going to be swapping spit in the showers late at night, but, thanks."
 
Jeff Daniels in "Dumb and Dumber" after Jim Carrey trades in the dog van for a minibike - "Just when I think that it isn't possible for you to be any dumber, you go and do something like this - and totally redeem yourself."

As Buckaroo Banzai (in "Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eight Dimension") says:  "Wherever you go ... there you are!"
 
As Luke Skywalker says in "Star Wars" when 3PO asks how he can help "You can't, unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off of this rock!" (my standard answer to questions like that)
 
and the part my dogs all quote from Oliver Twist as Oliver holds up his bowl at the orphanage and says:
 
"Please sir, I want some .... MORE??"  (Billy and Luna have that one down pat!!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Shredder: There is a new enemy. Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. Find them. Together we will punish these... creatures. These... turtles!
 
Porky's
Tim: I'm not afraid of you! If you ever come near me again, I swear to God I'll kill you! Mr. Cavanaugh: I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy! Tim: A man? If being a man means being with you I'd rather be queer!

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Nicholas Cage in "Con Air" - "I said, drop the bunny."

Steve Buscemi in "Armageddon" - "Just think - we're sitting on a bomb made of 13 million parts, all made by the lowest bidder."

The Preacher Man in "Twister" when Bill Paxton's fiance asks about F5 tornados - "We call that the finger of God."

Steve Martin in "The Jerk" upon receiving the new phone book that showed his personal listing - "This is the kind of instant publicity that makes people!"

Clint Eastwood as Gunnery Sergeant Hiway in "Heartbreak Ridge" after one of his squad comes to his aid - "It's not like we're going to be swapping spit in the showers late at night, but, thanks."

Jeff Daniels in "Dumb and Dumber" after Jim Carrey trades in the dog van for a minibike - "Just when I think that it isn't possible for you to be any dumber, you go and do something like this - and totally redeem yourself."

"The new phone books are in! The new phone books are in!" ROFLMAO

Actually, it's "The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!" and I run up the driveway yelling it every spring, but only my one neighbor gets it. The rest think I'm nuts!

Okay, I've thought of a bunch more. This is fun because my sister and I are constantly throwing out lines from movies in our conversations...a lot of times nobody "gets-it" but us. []

From Predator:
Jessie Ventura's character "I ain't got time to bleed."

Favorite Arnold quotes:
"I'll be back."
"It's not a tumor."
"Thanks for the tip."
"I lied."

Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls:
"Hey, I'm the lugey guy!"
"Doi!"
"Like a glove!"
"If I don't finish my meditation, I get a bit cranky."
"It's in the bone! It's in the bone!"

Scarface:
"Say hello to my leeetle friend!"

Scarlot in Gone With the Wind:
"I'll never be hungry again..."
"I can't think about that right now, I'll think about it tommorow."

Die Hard:
"I guess we're going to need a couple more FBI guys."

Ghost Busters:
"He slimed me."
"He's and ugly looking spud."
"There is no Dana, only Zuel."

Wizard of Oz:
"I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do believe in spooks!"

In "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" Admiral Kirk is making excuses for Spock's behavior - "You'll have to pardon my friend. Too much LDS (Kirk's spelling) in the 70's." LDS is the abbreviation part of The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints, the mormons.

In the same movie, after "Bones" treats Chekov for a head injury and he recovers, he asks him his name. Chekov says, "Admiral James Tiberius Kirk."

Princess Leiah in the "Empire Strikes Back" says "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" Han Solo replies, "I can arrange that!"

What?  No Dirty Harry?
 
"Do you feel lucky punk?  Well, do ya'?"

 
How about from Goodfellas---
. . .I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh?. . .

I thought of a few more from Ghostbusters we always say:
"That would be extraordinarily bad."
"Come here Francine."
"Important safety tip. Thanks Egon."
"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."
"So what are we doing today Zuhl?"

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"JAWS"
Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) - "We need a bigger boat"

 
You can never go wrong with Jaws.
 
Quint:  You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, shark's in the water......
 
Hooper: I got no spit.