Favorite lines from movies?

The Maltese Falcon: "The stuff dreams are made of."

Casablanca:"Play it Sam, Play it once for the old times." Also, "Of all the gin joins in all the world, she had to walk into mine."

The Opposite Sex: Crystal (the "other woman") to Kay (the wife)"When Stephen doesn't like what I wear, I take it off." Mind you, this film was made in the mid fifties, so it was pretty risque for the time!

Airplane: "Don't call me Shirley."  Also, "Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit sniffing glue."

Auntie Mame: "Life is a banquet and some poor suckers are starving to death!."

El Dorado: "I'm looking at a tin star with a drunk pinned on it."

ORIGINAL: gelana
From Steel Magnolias---- Said about Drum  "Bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!"

I've been trying to think of all my favorite movies, but this reminded me of my favorite line in Steel Magnolias:  Someone calls Shirley Maclaine's character a bi***, and she says, "I'm not a bi***; I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years."  [sm=lol.gif]

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Dante Hicks:

I'm not even supposed to be here today.
 
Dogma:




Jay:

Tell me something about me.

Rufus:

You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

Jay:

So, fu**, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.

Rufus:

When you do it, you're thinking about guys!
 
One of the Star Trek movies, Undiscovered Country I think:




Capt. Kirk:

First rule of assassination, kill the assassins.
 
This one is from Generations, DH had to help me with this one though:






Capt. Kirk:

I take it the odds are against us and the situation's grim.

Capt.Picard:

You could say that.

Capt. Kirk:

You know, if Spock were here, he'd say that I was an irrational, illogical human being for taking on a mission like that. Sounds like fun.
 
 
And just because someone had too:
ET: ET phone home
and
Elliott Elliott
 
 

Most quote-able movie ever = Monty Python and the Holy Grail...I'll leave it at that 'cuz I can do entire scenes and I'd be here all night. (Ni!) []
 
Young Frankenstein:
 
"What knockers!"
"There wolf, there castle"
"He vas my boyfriend!"
"Sed-a-give?!!"
 
Overboard:
 
"I'm a short...fat...slut"
 
Pretty Woman:
 
"Big mistake, HUGE"
 
Aliens:
 
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
 
 

From Silence of the Lambs:
Buffalo Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
 
Hannibal Lector: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
 
From Heathers:
Veronica: Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there
 
J.D.: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
 
From Stripes:
General: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up sir.
 
From The Craft:
Man: Watch out for the weirdos, girls.
Nancy: We are the weirdos, mister.
 
Sarah: What's wrong with her?
Rochelle: Her spell's not working.
Bonnie: What spell?
Rochelle: I don't know.  She doesn't want to be white trash anymore.  I told her "You're white honey!  Just get over it."
 
Lirio: You know how to use candles?
Sarah: Yeah, you light the wick.
 
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail (besides the entire movie that is):
French soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
 
Arthur: Look you stupid ba*****, you've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
B.K.: It's just a flesh wound.
 
Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one.
Witch: THEY dressed me up like this.
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't!
 
Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
 
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: Ni!
Others: Shhhhh
Knight1: We are now the knights who say "Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
 
I think that's enough for now.

Looooooove Raising Arizona. Excellent quote. And the Heathers quote is pretty funny.
 
Brahm Stoker's Dracula:
 
(said in thick Gary Oldman Transylvanian accent)
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

"At'll do, pig!" (You know the movie!)

Pulp Fiction (Vincents departing words to Mia after she od'd and was back home). Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack. 
 
I love ever line and ever scene in Crash. No other movie has ever affected me as profoundly as Crash did.  Some of my favorite lines:
 
Lara: He doesn't have it. ( when the store owner was going to shoot her dad she was refering to the invisible cloak her dad put on her so the bullets wouldn't hurt her)
Elizabeth:  He doesn't have what?
 
Lara:  I'll protect you Daddy
 
Lara:  It's a really good cloak
 
Cameron (to Anthony):  You embarass me.  You embarass yourself.
 

From Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl
 
Barbosa: Who are you?
Jack Sparrow: No one! He's no one! Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew. Twice removed. Lovely singing voice though. Eunuch.
 
And, of course...
 
Jack: But why is the rum gone?!

From "Finding Nemo":
"I speak whale you know." (and we do!)
"You think you can do these things but you just can't Nemo!"

From "Ice Age":
"The laaaast melon!"
"Hey look at that, dinner and a show."

Not from a movie but a hilarious tv commercial: a woman with an uncooked Thanksgiving turkey sitting on the kithcen counter...she's on the phone, and is being coached on how to stuff the turkey.
 
Her head and neck all cocked back "...you want me to put my what, in the what-what!"

Just thought of another movie line I love.  From the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie
"I just love being a turtle."

There's only a few I can think of right now and that's...
 
Real Genius...
 
Kent: "What is this?!"
 
Chris: "This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This is Kent. This is what happens to people who get too sexually frustrated."
 
Revenge of the Nerds...
 
Dean: "Next up, we have Fred Palowaski(sp)"
 
Ogre whispers in his ear and then he announces...
 
Dean: "Ogre you a**hole."
 
Star Wars...
 
Obi Wan Kenobi: "Remember, the Force will be with you.. always".
 
Princess Bride...
 
Vizzini: "You ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? MOR/ONS!"
 
Golden Child
 
Eddie Murphy's character has to ask for the sacred knife so he spins this thing in the wall as if he were mixing on the turntables and says...
 
EM: "I, I, I want the knife! Pleaaaaaassee!"
 
 
 
 

Golden Child

Eddie Murphy's character has to ask for the sacred knife so he spins this thing in the wall as if he were mixing on the turntables and says...

EM: "I, I, I want the knife! Pleaaaaaassee!"

I love that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![sm=clapping%20hands%20smiley.gif]

Princess Bride...

Vizzini: "You ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? MOR/ONS!"

and that one too!!!!!!!!!

ORIGINAL: Billie
"Yew go back in there and git me a toddler, they GOT more than they can handle!"
- Holly Hunter, in "Raising Arizona"

 
I forgot that one!!   hehehhe I rothfl when she said that!