Favorite lines from movies?

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    Ooops....forgot this one...and I use it all the time too at home lol...
     
    Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
    "If I'm not back in 5 minutes......just wait longer!"
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    10 Things I Hate About You - "What is it about this chick, does she have beer flavoured nipples?"

    Kate

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    "Yew go back in there and git me a toddler, they GOT more than they can handle!"
     
    - Holly Hunter, in "Raising Arizona"
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    ORIGINAL: Billie

    "Yew go back in there and git me a toddler, they GOT more than they can handle!"

    - Holly Hunter, in "Raising Arizona"

     
    HA!!  I LOVE this movie!!!!!!
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    HA!! I LOVE this movie!!!!!!

     
     
    Me too, best Nicholas Cage film...........IMO.....
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    All of Tommy Boy
     
    "ok  **** head take it off"
     
    "Fat guy in little coat, Fat guy in little coooooooat. Oh Richard!"
     
     
    Kindergarten Cop
     
    "Who is you're Daddy, and what does he do?"
     
    Son in Law
     
    "Steven Tyler PJ's" Does dance.
     
     
    And of Course....... Da Da Da da.... Forest Gump
     
    "RUNNNNNNNN FOREST!!!!!!!"
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    snatch....

    bullet tooth tony: "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

    there is a quite memorable monologue given by bullet tooth tony that i love, but not sure if i can clean it up enough to print here
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    haha Bradley!  Gotta love Guy Ritchie! 
     
    Another from Snatch:
    Turkish:  "You show me how to control a wild f*king gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster. "
     
     
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    OK - I had to go online to get these since I can never remember the exact words:
     
    National Lampoon's Vacation (My favorite movie)
    Cousin Vicki:  I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
    Audrey:  So? Everybody does that.
    Cousin Vicki:  Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
     
    Pulp Fiction
    Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
    [linkhttp://www.moviemistakes.com/name2254]Butch[/link] (Bruce Willis): It's a chopper, baby.
    Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
    [linkhttp://www.moviemistakes.com/name2254]Butch[/link]: It's Zed's.
    Fabienne: Who's Zed?
    [linkhttp://www.moviemistakes.com/name2254]Butch[/link]: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
     
    Sliding Doors (one of my favorite movies - British film with Gweneth Paltrow)
    Lydia: Gerry, I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary.
     
     
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    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - Marlon Brando/Don Corleone (The Godfather)
     
    "Yo Adrian!" - Sylvester Stallone/Rocky (Rocky)
     
    "Show me the money!" - Tom Cruise/Jerry Maguire (Jerry Maguire)
     
    "Heeere's Johnny!" - Jack Nicholson (The Shining)
     
     
     
     
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    Dirty Dancing:
    "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
    You all knew somebody was going to say it!  LOL
     
    Another favorite of mine.  From Convoy:
    "Quack, quack."
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    From Steel Magnolias---- Said about Drum  "Bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!"
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    Oh my gosh, DH and I practically speak to one another in movie quotes! Only have time for a couple now:
    Anything from "Young Frankestein", but most importantly:
     "Could be worse"   "How?"   "Could be raining."  
    We say that everytime the kids get into something.

    From "Ghostbusters", "Cats and dogs, living together!"

    This one is actually from an old SNL skit:  "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
    We say that one everytime one of the kids' loses their sense of humor, which is often with a two year old!


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    "...the Black Pearl leaves no survivors."

    "...hmm, then where do all of the stories come from I wonda?"
     
     
    ETA: ...for those of the unknowing. This is from Pirates when Capt. Jack Sparrow is in jail (has a cell next to a group who by chance gets set free from a cannon blast)...at the same time the crew of the Black Pearl has sailed into harbor and is blasting everybody with cannons and attacking Port, etc.  Capt. Jack is speaking back to the pirate with the glass eye (I think, anyway) who says that he's heard stories that the Black Pearl leaves no survivors.  OMG, how I love that line by Capt. Jack!
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    I have always related to this one from Jerry Maguire.
     
    There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, "Oh, poor baby." But I do love you.