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Favorite lines from movies?

Posted : 4/18/2007 9:41:47 AM

Here are some...everyone else feel free to add more. Funny, poignant, scary, ridiculous, anything goes so long as you use the proper editing [

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"Friday"
Ice Cube: "Smokey...how you gonna sell weed...when you smoke it?"....
Chris Tucker: "I don't know...that's my only problem!"

Mommie Dearest
"NO more wire hangahs...EVAH!"
"Doooooon't F*** with me....fellas!"

Aliens
Hicks: "How do I get outta this chicken s*** outfit?"

The Elephant Man
"I am NOT an animal!"

Bambi
"Your Mother can't be with you...anymore." (sobbing just typing this)

The Silence of the Lambs
"Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?"

Young Guns
"You gotta be handy with the steel, you know what I mean? Earn your keep!"
"When the spirit horse comes...then it is over."

And my all time favorite...compliments of the Governator...
Predator
"If it bleeds...we cahn keel it!"

Cheryl

Posted : 4/18/2007 9:50:26 AM

The Elephant Man
"I am NOT an animal!"

"I am a huu-man bee-ingg."

Cheryl

Posted : 4/18/2007 9:56:00 AM

"The Blues Brothers"
Ackroyd: "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Belushi: "Hit it...."

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

"Blazing Saddles"
"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges."

"Young Frankentstein"
"Frau Bleucher." (followed by the whinnying and neighing of horses)

"The Princess Bride"
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

"My Girl"-This one kills me...
"Where are his glasses...He can't see without his glasses!"

edited to add quotes-I love this thread! Great idea Gina........

Dawn Fry

Posted : 4/18/2007 9:58:57 AM

Oh my gosh, I love that line from "Mommie Dearest" it's one you'd never.... forget if you saw that move. "No More Wire Hangers"!!!! From "Gone With The Wind" Rhett Butler saying " Frankly my dear, I don't give a damm. " From: National Lampoon's Vacation Movie, Beverly DeAngelo saying to Imagine Coca " Open that door and I'll split you lip." also from that move the character Clark Griswald saying: " Roll um up " I love that movie, it's a funny classic. [

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Tashmoo5454

Posted : 4/18/2007 10:03:05 AM

"JAWS"
Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) - "We need a bigger boat"

Liesje

Posted : 4/18/2007 10:09:06 AM

Harry Potter
"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy."

Pretty much all of Robin Hood: Men in Tights

King Richard: Take him to the Tower of London. Make him part of the tour.

Achoo: Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!

Achoo: Hey, Blinkin!
Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?

Xerxes

Posted : 4/18/2007 10:18:12 AM

Ok just two off the top of my head:

Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like Victory."

The Mission: "If might makes right then love has no place in this world."

Sketchy

Posted : 4/18/2007 10:25:43 AM

From Music & Lyrics:

Alex: I have amazing insight. I'd use it on myself, but I don't have any problems.

From Ferris Beuller's Day Off:

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you just might miss it.

Cameron: My father loves this car more than life itself.
Ferris: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
Cameron: He never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper.

Firestorm

Posted : 4/18/2007 10:26:51 AM

The Warriors (1979) "Can you Dig it?" and "I am going to shove that bat up your *** turn you into popsicle!"

Sketchy

Posted : 4/18/2007 10:53:13 AM

From UHF:

Conan The Librarian: DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?

espencer

Posted : 4/18/2007 11:04:32 AM

What??????? no body yet has been posting the most well known line??????

Darth Vader: No Luke.... I am your father (Star Wars)

I even have chills while i'm writing this thinking at that moment

cyclefiend2000

Posted : 4/18/2007 11:06:50 AM

goodfellas...
tommy: "What do you mean I'm funny?"

tommy: "Yeah, you were always f***in' late, you'd be late for your own f***in' funeral."

henry: "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

probe1957

Posted : 4/18/2007 11:12:40 AM

From the movie Patton.

"No dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win wars when you make the other dumb bastard die for his country."

labcrab

Posted : 4/18/2007 11:14:06 AM

From Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: (not necessarily my fav quote from the movie - but my fav with acceptable language!)

Rory: "If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

From "The Devil Wears Prada":

Andy: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.

From "Zoolander":

Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
Derek Zoolander: Mer-man! Mer-man!

I have MANY more which I'll post later! I LOVE my comedies!!!

rwbeagles

Posted : 4/18/2007 11:18:39 AM

Couple more..

Stand By Me
Ace Merril: 'If either one of you had $100, I'd kill you....and take it.'

Chris: "You four eyed pile of s***!"
Teddy: "A pile of s*** has a thousand eyes...."

Teddy: "Oh Billy....we never shoulda' boosted that car! Oh Billy...I think I just turned my Fruit o The Looms...into a fudge factory!"