Favorite lines from movies?

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"JAWS"
Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) - "We need a bigger boat"

You can never go wrong with Jaws.

Quint:  You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, shark's in the water......

 
"Fare thee well and adue all you fair spanish ladies..."
 
 

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ORIGINAL: silverserpher

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"JAWS"
Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) - "We need a bigger boat"

You can never go wrong with Jaws.

Quint:  You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, shark's in the water......

"Fare thee well and adue all you fair spanish ladies..."

 
"Fare thee well and adue you ladies of Spain....."  (Everybody now)

Liar Liar:
Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!

Receptionist: Do you like my new dress?
Fletcher: What ever takes the focus off your head!

Fat Coworker: Hey, Fletcher, how's it hangin'
Fletcher: Short shriveled and always to left
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The Big Lebowski:
The Big Lebowski: Is it. . . is it, being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

Maude: ...I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
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Fish Called Wanda:
Wanda: I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.
Ken: Good.
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Friends:
Pheobe: I wish I could help, I just don't want to.
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Best in Show:
Hamilton Swan: Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Meg Swan: Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan: Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.

Meg Swan: We are *so* lucky. We are *so* lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

Christy Cummings: We started this magazine, 'American Bitch'. It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
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Young Frankenstein:
Igor: Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.

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In "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" Admiral Kirk is making excuses for Spock's behavior - "You'll have to pardon my friend. Too much LDS (Kirk's spelling) in the 70's." LDS is the abbreviation part of The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints, the mormons.

In the same movie, after "Bones" treats Chekov for a head injury and he recovers, he asks him his name. Chekov says, "Admiral James Tiberius Kirk."

Princess Leiah in the "Empire Strikes Back" says "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" Han Solo replies, "I can arrange that!"

No, Ron, when Kirk askes Chekov his name and rank, he smiles and says, "Chekov, Pavel, ADMIRAL"!!!!

From "Indiana Jones": "Snakes.  WHY did it have to be snakes?"

A Grouch Marx quote (I think it's from "A Day at the Races"): "Send a dozen roses to her room.  Write I love you on the bill".

Eldorado: What was that Johnny Diamond? An emblamer?"

Diamonds are Forever: "Hi. My name's Plenty. Plenty O'Toole". Bond: "Named for your father, no doubt".

Some Like it Hot: "Well, no one's perfect!" The first time I saw this movie, I almost wet my pants I laughed soooo hard.  If any of you have NOT seen it, rent it or better yet, BUY it.  It is considered by movie experts to be THE funniest movie ever.  it is worth the price of the movie just to see Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in drag!

Diary of a mad black woman
Madea:  Call the po po hoe!

Bruce Almighty:
Bruce: Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes.

is that a pistal in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me [] Mae West

Some Like it Hot: "Well, no one's perfect!" The first time I saw this movie, I almost wet my pants I laughed soooo hard. If any of you have NOT seen it, rent it or better yet, BUY it. It is considered by movie experts to be THE funniest movie ever. it is worth the price of the movie just to see Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in drag!

 
Oh yea!  I love the oldies.  Speaking of which, here's one of my favorite lines from Bringing Up Baby.  Cary Grant, dressed in a frilly lady's bathrobe, jumps up into the air and says "I've just gone GAY all of a sudden."
 
 

Sixteen Candles (my favorite)
 
"what's happenin hot stuff/"
"oh sexy girlfriend..."
 
"my lil brother just paid a buck to see your underwear"
 
 
Samantha "I'm just this dork following him around like a puppy dog"
Dad: "I don't think your a dork, mom doesn't think your a dork"
Samantha: "Mike thinks I'm a dork"
Dad: "Mike is a dork"
 
Breakfast Club
 
"wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?"
 
Kindergarten cop (I think)
 
"It's not a tumor!"
 
 
 

you forgot the best one (IMO)-

"No more yankee my wankee, the donger need food."

Terms of Endearment:
 
Aurora
"It's not my fault, but I'm sorry."
"Then go home and turn them on!"
"GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOTTT! Thank you."
 
Garrett
"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes."
 
 
 
 

Humphrey Bogart----The Maltese Falcon:

That's the stuff that dreams are made of.

Jaws is SO quotable:
 
[link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/]Quint[/link]: Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.
 
But I've also just seen a commercial for the special 20th anniversary screening of Dirty Dancing that will be at some theaters in a few weeks and this is just classic:

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"

I agree Jaws is sooo quotable!  Of course I love "we're gonna need a bigger boat."
 
There are so many favorite lines for me, and usually all come from my favorite movies & tv series...the list is exhausting...I could be here all day & night quoting!
 
Some favorite movies and tv series that have awesome lines...the very short list: White Chicks, The Hot Chick, American Pie, Romancing The Stone, Indiana Jones, Men In Black, The Three Musketeers, Three Amigos, Foul Play, Uncle Buck, The Goonies, Star Wars, The Quiet Man, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Princess Bride, Miss Congeniality, Home Alone, Liar Liar, Jaws, Beetlejuice, Joe Dirt, The Emperor's New Groove, A Christmas Story, Shrek, Doc Hollywood, M*A*S*H, Wings, and I love Lucy.
 
My all-time favorite line, though, has to go to:
 
"Her hair is no lie!" (lie sounds like "loy" w/Irish accent) from The Quiet Man, with John Wayne, referring to Maureen O'Hara's red-headed character.
 
and then there's:
 
"No touchy, no touchy!" from The Emperor's New Groove.
 
"...I'm only doing this for you because I heard ol' Buffalo Bob stuck a road flare up your bung hole."  "...WHUUUUT!" from Joe Dirt.
 
*POP!* "It's just a crapper, people!" from Joe Dirt.
 
"You'll shoot your eye out kid." from A Christmas Story