JackieG
Posted : 9/1/2009 11:54:35 AM
Thanks, Deb. Here's one back at ya'!
BTW, only YOU would suggest that Amanda might not be wearing any clothes when she's out and about. lol It's the office that makes her clothes come off in some mysterious fashion. Reminds me of a Brad Paisley song "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" Ya' gotta love country music, if for no other reason the titles. Here's another Brad goodie "I'd like to check you for ticks" or something close to that.
> A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved
> 3-year-old grandson.
>
> It's obvious to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming
> for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit,
> cereal and soda in their respective aisles.
>
> Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice,
> "Easy, Albert, we won't be long -- easy, boy."
>
> Another outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly say, "It's okay, Albert, just
> a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
>
> At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and
> Gramps again in a controlled voice is says, "Albert, Albert, relax buddy,
> don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert."
>
> Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries
> and the boy into the car. "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were
> amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept
> your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just
> calmly kept saying things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you as
> his grandpa."
>
> "Thanks, lady," said Gramps, "I'm Albert -- the little sh!t's name is
> Steve."
>