I'm guessing that the next few weeks will be a busy time for the Obama family. In a spirit of bipartisan cooperation I have taken the liberty of filling out a typical Rescue Application for them:
Name: Barack Hussein Obama
Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC
e-mail: alphadog@earthlink.gov
Best time to call: 3 AM
Number of children: 2
Other children under the age of 18 visiting regularly: approximately 200 per day
How long at current address?: Will be moving in 20 January 2009
Do you own or rent your home?: Rent
If rental, for how long is your lease? 4 yrs with option to renew for another 4 years
If rental does your landlord allow pets? My announcement of my intention to acquire a pet on Nov 4 and was met with thunderous approval
Do you have a fenced yard?: Yes
Describe: 18 acres surrounded by steel picket fence, reinforced with armed security force. Addditionally, road in front of house is closed to vehicular traffic.
Where will your dog sleep?: Lincoln bedroom
How many hours a day will your dog be left alone?: None. Ever.
If you should become unable to care for your pet have you made arrangements for someone else to assume those responsibilities?: Yes
Whom?: Joe Biden
Please provide names of two references who can attest to your commitment and responsibility: ProfWilliam Ayers and Rev Richard Wright and 63,410,301 other potential references.
What training will you give your dog?: Canine Good Citizenship will be required
Will you agree to a home check by a rescue volunteer?: Yes, provided volunteer can pass s FBI, CIA and Homeland Security clearance.
How many hours per week do you work?: Based on previous holder of my job, approximately 2 hrs per day, with 112 vacation days per year.
Have you picked out a name for your dog?: We’re leaning toward Hope, but might consider Sarah or Hillary if we get a bitch
What characteristics do you want your new pet to have?: Audacity, Optimistic outlook. Large floppy ears.
Do you prefer a purebred or mixed breed?: Definitely a mixed breed
If your dog should become seriously ill will you be able to afford veterinary care?: Yes we can.
If you travel will you be able to bring your dog with you?: Yes we can.
Will you be able to maintain grooming requirements for your dog?: Yes we can.