A Funny thing Happened on the Way to the Gyn

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    A Funny thing Happened on the Way to the Gyn

    Okay, it was AT the Gynecologist's.

    I just wanted to explain why I might be a bit scarce the next few weeks.  Again!  I had a laprascopy a couple of weeks ago  that found I have a second to third degree prolapse of the uterus.  It's not life threatening but the pain has reached a point where it's honestly debilitating at times.

    I think I may have discussed this in another thread, but I wanted to put it all in one place.  We've decided to do a hysterectomy.  I'll be having that a week from Monday.  Until then, I'm on pretty strict rest and painkillers that make me a bit woozy and sick - but the alternative is really not happy.  Rest as in, not sitting up.  I've found a way to balance my little MacBook and read but if I try to type, it makes me nauseated.  I'm re-discovering my library instead, mostly.

    So, I'm here.  Ish.  If ya need me, just send me an email via my profile - I think you can do that.  Ironically, after the hyst, I'm going to be allowed to to MORE than I am now, particularly after the first couple of weeks.

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    Thinking good thoughts for a procedure that goes so well that it's boring and a quick recovery.

    A friend had his appendix removed and they used three small incisions. One to insert a balloon that inflates the cavity. Another one to insert the fiberoptic camera. Another to do the removal. I don't know if they've ever applied that to a hysterectomy but it would be nice of they could. Smaller scars and way quicker recovery time.

    Anyway, get well quick and drop in once in a while, even if you have taken a codeine. I've had some now and then for dental procedures. Good stuff.

    ETA:

    I just read the link. Goodness gracious, I'm glad you are getting it taken care of.

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    A friend had his appendix removed and they used three small incisions. One to insert a balloon that inflates the cavity. Another one to insert the fiberoptic camera. Another to do the removal. I don't know if they've ever applied that to a hysterectomy but it would be nice of they could. Smaller scars and way quicker recovery time.

    Sometimes when performing a hysterectomy the doctor can take everything out ah....well just think of childbirth....

    My mom had a hysterectomy many years ago and she was up vacuuming within a few days! Good luck to you! Lily and I will be sending good healthy vibes your way!

     

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    My mom had one in the 70's and it was a trial for her but she recovered. I'm just imagining that they've refined and improved procedures. For example, the appendix operation back then was one noticable incision and quite a long recovery time. Hernias, same thing. Now, the go in with little tubes to guide things and you get nothing but a thumbnail scar to show for it. I don't know how they do hysterectomies these days but I am certain it's improved if the doctor's post-care is a more active life than the pre-op.

     

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    Ok -- since you've got a Mac and can READ -- look up the Guttenberg Project.  It is a library ONLINE.  It's all stuff that's out of copyright, but if you like old stuff it's all free and it's all online either for download or just to read online.

    Last time I read "Beautiful Joe" and "Black Beauty" I read both of them via Guttenberg.  And I really like stuff like Louisa May Alcott, and old fiction. 

    Will keep you on my prayers & good thots list and will miss ya!!

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     Good luck, take care!

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    Good luck to you and I hope all goes well.  Do you know if they will be able to remove it vaginally or not?  I know two people in the past few months that had hysterectomies.  One was removed vaginally and the other was supposed to be but ended up have to be cut open b/c of something to do with her bladder.  They were both back at work within 3-4 weeks.  Hope you have a speedy recovery!

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    Becca - I hope the surgery and recovery goes smoothly. My SIL had a hysterectomy for the same reasons and she had no problems at all. We'll miss you in the meantime, but I'm glad you'll be feeling better soon.

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     Becca, I am so sorry to hear you are in so much pain. But I am glad they are going to do something about it - even if it is a hysterectomy. Since you are reading a lot, please check out http://www.hystersisters.com/. They are beyond helpful with everything you will be going through. They have so many helpful tips to help you get through the surgery and the recovery after. I couldn't have gotten through mine as easy as I did if it hadn't been for the people on that site. And I feel so much better now - I can't believe I waited so long.

     And Ron, when I had my hysterectomy a year ago - the surgeon did mine by laproscope. 4 small incisions and everything got cut up into small pieces to be removed. I have to say I was so very thankful and blessed that I was a candidate for that type of surgery. Being diabetic meant the full scale incision was going to be a problem to heal correctly, and the other (vaginal) was also going to be a healing nightmare.

    Oh, and Becca - no matter which way they do the surgery - whether your doctor says 6 weeks recovery or not - do NOTHING for 6 weeks. Take it easy the first couple of weeks, fold laundry the next couple - but ABSOLUTELY NO bending down or lifting until after 6 weeks. It will save you a lot of hassles and problems if you follow that one strict rule. :)

    My prayers are with you for a safe and successful surgery. - Amy

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    Callie:  I've used Gutenburg for years - literally years - my last "normal" job I had a lot of time that I just sat at a computer waiting for a fire to put out.  It was at an airline so even though it was twelve years ago I had a rockin' computer and internet connection - for then!  I mean, wow, I could even download streaming audio - we were SO cool!  LOL  Anyway, I'm currently making my way through George MacDonald.  Some great Samhain reading there, folks - check out Phantases.  Yikes!  And then remember the stuff was written in the 1800s!

    Thanks y'all.  Ron, probably I'll be able to have this type of surgery.   Because I haven't successfully delivered children before, there's a chance he'll have to make an incision after all.  The exploratory surgery I had a few weeks ago was a laprascopy.   That's exactly what you describe with the tube.  He had to go in two places, and did a little emergency work to make me more comfortable until I got all this set up. 

    The worst pain from that was from the pressure on my diaphram from the "inflation" they do.  It's referred to the shoulders usually and makes you feel like you are having a heart attack only you have two hearts (Dr. Who anyone?).  And it lasts for days. 

    They stick a light in there and take pictures.  I got to see pictures of my insides!  That was pretty funny.

    I've been reading up and it and recovery seems to depend on several things - first, the skill of the surgeon.  My doctor did a fine job last time and it is apparently rare for this problem to be diagnosed without a particular other symptom which I don't have because, um, I have a really roomy bladder and good control.  Second, how one prepares - following directions carefully, keeping well hydrated, and staying fit (which I can't do).  Third, pain tolerance - pretty darn good, and I do extremely well with general anesthesia.  Finally, post op, whether one can walk as soon as possible and keep moving within the guidelines of the restrictions.  BUT not beyond - that will be the hard one for me!

    Most people are up in a day, moving without reservation in three or four days (with the help of the biggie meds like perc or darv), and doing things like going back to work to desk jobs in three or four weeks.  I will not be able to do anything I normally do all day for at least six weeks though.  I'm going to go BONKERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!  

    Ted is going for a one to two month stint at a trainer - the one he was going to go to Feb, then this summer - things just kept happening and now I know why!  It worked out perfectly for him to go now.  A friend who has a cousin of Lynn's is taking her for a few weeks (Lynn is the Leonberger-looking dog in the siggy - she's actually a BC/Dutch Shepherd/Golden we have since found out).  And another friend who has sheep will take Cord for a few weeks also.  That will leave just Zhi, Maggie, Gus, and Lu in the house - one from each food group!  The only fussy thing is that Lu is supposed to be leash walking, but she would be way too upset if I sent her somewhere else.

    I am THRILLED at this, however.  I've been dealing with this for nine years (without knowing what it was).  Every day I wake up and every step is a struggle.  I thought I was crazy, or chronically depressed.  Duh, I had chronic pain and just didn't realize it because I'm apparently good at ignoring pain or "backgrounding" it.

    I'll still have my other small issue, which involves my ovaries, because they'll be staying, but once the troublemaker is gone, I'm healthy enough to control that with simple hormones.  There's a whole web of issues that I have that should start unraveling at that point.  Some people who struggle a long time wake up after the surgery and feel so incredible and relieved that they can start walking around right away.  I suspect I'll be there if I don't have to have an incision.  I remember I was that way after both c-sections.  Painkillers make me that way for the few minutes I'm in the "sweet spot" before the vertigo takes over but the pain is gone.

    Anyway, thanks for the nice words and I'd appreciate any other words of advice.  I already got a reference to Hystersisters last week, which has been awesome.  I have a friend who has ovarian cancer and she has been so sweet and sympathetic - she of course had a hyst early in her treatment - and I'm like, whoa, this is a GOOD thing for me, how are YOU feeling today? 

    My doctor told me, the good news is you won't die from this - however, you probably feel like killing someone.  Joan's surgery didn't solve her problem by a long shot and her condition IS life threating.  And here she's comforting me.  That's some perspective for you.

    To Callie again:  I started taking that Herb Pharm Milk Thistle before the surgery, about five days before probably, and then continued it a couple weeks after.  A lot of women talk about how it takes them forever to get over the anesthesia.  It makes you tired because your body is clearing out the substance and it can take up to a month!  For the first few days it was like that.  I'd be okay for a while then BAM I'd feel like I'd pass out if I didn't immediately lie down and maybe nap.  Then on the fifth day after I felt like a million bucks almost all day!  I went and worked Ted and was jogging around and even did some very light farm work (the prolapse hadn't advanced where it is now at that point).  I will NOT be allowed to do all that but I believe the Milk Thistle was a big part of my quick recovery.  I'd highly recommend it to anyone, and from now on I'll be giving it to dogs who will be put under, if I have time.

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     I'm sorry you're going through all this, Becca.  I know surgery and recovery will not be anything approaching fun, but being in the middle of helping DH sort out his medical issues I am very much in the "it's better just to get it sorted and over with' camp. 

    Speedy healing vibes to you, and I have a message for Lu:  Sweetie, be gentle climbing on and off the bed, but snuggle up to Becca and keep her nice and warm.

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    I am also really good at ignoring pain which is not always not good because I can aggravate a condition by not taking it easy sooner. Like when I broke my finger at work. I said a few choice colorful words, stuck it in some ice for a while, then went back to work. No biggie, but I should have dealt with it a little sooner, then I could have been home enjoying a Lortab sooner.

    I get chest pains now and then, usually muscle strains, so I just ignore it. Other times where I had a strange feeling and wonder if it was a TIA. But, since I'm still standing, just brush that off and keep going. I'm one of those idiots that will just drop flat out one day. But I know what you mean about relief from pain you didn't know you had. When I am taking Lortab, my mood is better. And I think it's because I'm in discomfort more than I realize but it's background, like you said.

     Anyway, good luck on the procedure and get well really quick. You won't have much time. What if you wound up being our secret Santa? You wouldn't have much time to get the anmules pressies. See, I knew this was all about me.

    Cheers.

     

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    Kate, Lu has already shown many signs that's she's accepted us as her new charges.  Not the dogs so much, but definitely the people in the house and me particularly.  She's very concerned when my pain levels are higher and dang, having her next to me is SO comforting.  Maggie's here, and Zhi of course, but she just oozes "comfort" vibes.  I hope you are getting some answers with DH and that he's doing better!

    Ron, you crack me up, you know it's all about you!  Secret Santa will be problematic but not because of the surgery, but because our address is changing halfway between now and Christmas!  But I think it will be all right.  I'm filling out a gift exchange thing for somewhere else, and when I'm done with that, I'll look at Idog.

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    Kate, Lu has already shown many signs that's she's accepted us as her new charges.  Not the dogs so much, but definitely the people in the house and me particularly.  She's very concerned when my pain levels are higher and dang, having her next to me is SO comforting.  Maggie's here, and Zhi of course, but she just oozes "comfort" vibes.  I hope you are getting some answers with DH and that he's doing better!

     

    That's what I like to hear.  Goooood girl, Lulu, have a cookie.

    DH is good thanks, he's had his surgery and is recovering well. :)

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     Oh, ick. My mom had a hysterectomy a few years ago, and as soon as she was fully awake, she was saying how much better she felt. She'd had endometriosis for a lot of years, and had been in  constant pain. She healed very quickly, and is still happy about it, LOL.

     

    I hope that you do well, and recover very quickly. And Zhi, the no batteries needed heating pad, be careful of your mom's tummy!