You know you're a crazy dog lady when...

...you get all dolled up to go out for dinner with the SO and during dinner you reach into your pocket and pull out a...poop bag (where did that come from?!?).

...you match the color of your couch to be the color of your dog, so you wont see the fur so much...

...you open up your purse to find the highest valued ball in there.

...you find kibble in the front pockets of your jeans prior to washing.

...you sit out front in your robe at 5:30am drinking coffee surrounded and/or covered by your just relieved dogs.

I'm sure I can come up with more...LOL

You tell the kids to sit , stay ...

You ask how the vet visit went when talking about your 2 legged grand kids...

You haven't had a family portrait taken in decades BUT you have a couple done with the dogs...

Bonita of Bwana

your kids fetch a ball...

not only do you tell your kids to sit/stay but they actually DO sit/stay

your kids first words are either "Woof!" or your dog's name

...when you spend the night at the dog park when you really should be perparing for the oncoming hurricane, just in case the dogs aren't able to get out and run for a while

(and no.... I was not the only one there! haha)

...when the 2 lbs dog in the house has her own chair but the grown man of the house doesnt!!

....when the dog goes to see grandma more than the human grandkid because the dog and grandma could use each others company!!

...when you take the dog(s) water on walks but forget to take your own.

...when you ride your bike that has a flat just so the dogs can get some running time in or they will drive you nuts for the rest of the day. (I made the mistake of getting the dogs all excited about going for a bike ride before checking the tires like I do everyday. And this day had to be the day it had a flat. I aired it up but there must be a hole somewhere so I gotta find it.

You eat whatever generic store brand food is on sale that week, while your dog only gets premium brand dog food.

Agnes

....you and your dogs drink from the same bottle on walks.

....your kids grew up on a diet of McD's, spaghettio's and ramen noodles, but your dogs dine on brown rice, peas and salmon and you spend hundreds of dollars on diet consultations.

....your childrens' inheritance is tied to them providing care for your animals.  No care, no $$$.

....your ashes will be scattered with your pets' at the same place. 

BCMixs

....your childrens' inheritance is tied to them providing care for your animals.  No care, no $$$.

 

That's a great one!!  

You take off your jacket in a restaurant to put it on the  back of your chair and dog treats spill out of the pocket and across  the floor.

Joyce

...your dog's shampoo costs more and smells prettier than your own!

Bonita of Bwana

You ask how the vet visit went when talking about your 2 legged grand kids...

I actually snorted @ this one.  I can SO see me doing that. ~LMAO~

...You keep the dog crates cleaner than the rest of the house.

...The dogs get better health care than you do.

When my son was born, we already had a little dog named Lenny.  More than once, my son's dad and I called Jake (DS) Lenny during the early months!  Boy was the dog confused.

Also, I frequently slip up and say my son was housebroken by age 3.