You know you're a crazy dog lady when...

~ You tell your husband or SO "Good Boy" after doing something or completing a task you had asked them to do.

~ You pick out carpet samples not to what will match your furniture, but what will hide the dog's fur the best. 

~ When you see a child or a little baby while your out you immediately think of your dogs and what they are doing right now while your not home.

Your car is fully equipped for dogs to ride in style and comfort, but if people needed a ride, you'd have to do all sorts of work to rearrange things.

 These are so funny! I'm glad I'm not the only nut.

Pit_Pointer_Aussie

Your car is fully equipped for dogs to ride in style and comfort, but if people needed a ride, you'd have to do all sorts of work to rearrange things.

rofl this is me just today!!!! My car is totally decked out for the dogs, and there's no room for people to sit ;p

You trade in your sporty 5spd, turbo injected, black on black dream car you saved up money for, for 5 years for a mid sized SUV because your dog needs her own space!

Dammit, that still brings tears to my eyes.

 How about, your dog's bed looks alot more comfy and cozier than your own bed!

...when your at a store and you see something you want but dont need that's only 5 bucks and turn around instead to get the dogs something they dont need that cost 10 bucks. 

AuroraLove

You trade in your sporty 5spd, turbo injected, black on black dream car you saved up money for, for 5 years for a mid sized SUV because your dog needs her own space!

Dammit, that still brings tears to my eyes.

I know how you feel. I had a 92 Camaro I sold because I thought a 4 door car would be better to have because of the dogs. Now that piece of crap 4 door car is at the junkyard. And to top it all off I get tortured and see the Camaro go down the road sometimes.

You turn down a better paying job because your dog can't come to work, and would be lonely. 

You sign all your greeting cards with both human and pets names.

You carry milk bones in your car in case you spot any stray dogs who may be hungry.

You call your dog "baby" even though she's 12.

You're the first to run out in the street to rescue any neighbor's dogs who happen to escape.

DogsRMyLuv

You call your dog "baby" even though she's 12.

LOL, I was visting my mom at her work and as I was leaving I said " I gotta go, the baby has been home by herself for too long".

My mom said after I walked out two of her coworkers rushed over and were like "OMG she leaves her baby home alone", LOL

My mother explained but those poor women must have thought I lost my mind......obviously NOT dog people!

You know you're a crazy dog person when:

The AC in your car kicks a gust of fur from the last car ride.

The right side of the front window has "nose art."

You keep a small water bowl and a couple of bottles of water in the car. ( I actually do this.)

 Your dog's actual pawprint is in the Christmas cards, along with a professional Christmas photo (it was really freaking cute, ok?).

Regular dog clothes aren't good enough for your Chinese Crested puppy. You order custom clothing, knowing that she's going to outgrow them.

Nobody invites you out, anymore, and when they do, they call to ask what restaurants have outdoor seating. 

 This happened last night...

You know you're a crazy dog lady when...

- you wake up at 4am to a horrid smell and walk around the house like a zombie trying to find the source of the less than pleasant odor. As you suspected, you discover your very much housebroken dog has pooed on the kitchen floor. You clean it up, t-shirt over your nose and spray the floor with WINDEX because that is the only disinfectant you can find in the dead of night. You walk outside and put the midnight surprise in the trash bin and walk back in to wash your hands. Next its time to make the house a little more liveable and tolerable by spraying puffs of Febreeze in each room. Then you let the culprit outside for a few minutes, only he doesn't want to be alone so you gotta go outside with him. Thanks to the wooden deck and the bare feet, you now have one big splinter in your foot, the house still smells aweful, and it is still wayyy too early to be awake. A few minutes later you both trudge back in, and after closing the door you turn around to see your furry boy sitting guiltily in the hallway like a criminal that just got caught....and all you do is go over to your big, doe-eyed, embarrassed-by-his -little -mishap dog and throw your arms around him, kiss his head and say, "It's okay, boy, let's go to bed."

You both walk upstairs and lie back down to bed. Even though you are tired, groggy and grossed out, you can't help but love having the warm friend lay right next to you, and know even though it includes such "rude awakenings", you wouldn't, or couldn't, have it any other way.

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So I know everyone else here would do the same as I did, but lots of people, including most of my friends, would be sooo incredibly disgusted by this that they would dislike the dog because of it.

ron2

You know you're a crazy dog person when:

The AC in your car kicks a gust of fur from the last car ride.

The right side of the front window has "nose art."

You keep a small water bowl and a couple of bottles of water in the car. ( I actually do this.)

haha yeah that's me & my truck to the T.

But at the mo we have mud splater graffiti, really cool looking also spiced up with some muddy paw prints too. The joys of living on a farm in winter with two dogs.