Ole sez: Whut Did YOO eet that wuz CrAzY?

Max(ie) here nd like u, I like everythin - socs r fun, but I 2 did the razr thingy, hey - try the pot stirring spoons, more points if u get 1 while in use teehee

rocks and a bottle of oil for an electric razor

My old dog Liam had us convinced (after eating a makeup mirror out of a compact) that he could---and would---eat anything. He sends this message from the bridge:
 

Hahaha...I 8 everiething... but the reel jok waz when i stoll a littul litebulb off the counter and ma thot i 8 it. ha ha ha  she looked everywher for it. it waz so funni. ha ha ha  i buried it in a stoopid plant pot on the porch.
 
'course i was happi ma isn't totally dumb and figured it out b-4 we went to the metal tabl place that smellz funny. she toook me ther wen i 8 the brilo pad an that waz no fun.

 
Yeah, Liam it wasn't much fun for me either.[sm=no%20no%20smiley.gif]

mum sed i culd type fer dis one!
 
i eated a bottle of pillz and dey were soooo yummy becuz they had this sweet stuff on da outside but then i had to go to da hospital and they put all des tubes and stuff all in me and dey wuddn't let me eat how crazy iz dat! i is a coonhound and mah job is eattin!
 
i been gud since den but i did et a piece of plastic spoon i found on da ground and it tasted soooo gud too like chocolate ice cream but it didn't feel so gud comin out da udder end. no i didn't like dat at all.
 
luv,
marlowe

Ole,
I's gud at eattin' lot's ob bad stuffs.... least dats whut my mum ses.
i eatted a sofa cushin, and half a 33 pound bag ob dog food, alls in one night!
I's also taken to eattin' socks, an dirt, an' rocks, an my mums plants...
It waren't fun at da vet when i ated the cushin an' food... dey made me trow up too!

PS - I luvs eattin' tissues, one by one outta da box.. dey is SOOO nummbly.

i ate my mamas compact, i looked all bronzed and had a brown tongue but smelt very nice cus i smashed a little tester bottle of perfume too and it went allllllllllll over meeeeeeeeeeeee
 
luv jazzie xj
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wyatt- a whole box of choc donuts, a ponytail holder, a tube of chapstick (without the plastic, just the stick), and multiple candy wrappers.
 
Kaiser's a good boy!

Good lord!  Gracie's never eaten anything foreign, other than stuffie stuffing/tennis ball fuzz.  She chewed a couple of TV remotes while I was at work, but didn't swallow.  I am feeling VERY thankful to not have the troubles you guys have!

Rosco her - Rrrogh, you guys R real good at eatin stuf!

I only ated remode cotrols - u know, wike fer de TB in stuff. Oh an I "got" a few cell fones too.

Mi sister Lexi ated a hole couch once. Mom was reel angry bout dat one. It was "rand knew" - whadeber dat meens.

Keep up de good rork guys!

hey ole its bugsy - I like to eat a lot anything!  paper in any form, plastic, rubber, balls, cloth, string, any garbage that I walk past, bugs - its best if they hop and I have to catch them, feathers, all poop (not my own or dog poop - thats disgusting), dog beds, pine cones are deelicious, sticks, lots and lots of grass (enough to have grass poop!), toads, socks, shoes, pine straw, mulch, flowers, juniper shrubs, etc.
I guess you get the idea that I likes to chew and I likes to eat! mom & dad hide the garbage so I don't get in there.  Usually whatever I eat comes out my butt.
one time I get real sick and poop flew out of my butt all over my crate, then I puked ( i never did anything like that before or after!) I just stood in my crate real quiet until mom got up and she was stupid I just wanted to get out of my smelly crate but she made me go in the car I had to have them pictures and lots of medicine.  Worst part was they didn't give me any food for a long time so I tried to eat my crate and i broke my galileo bone chewing it.  I didn't even get to walk that day [sm=cry.gif]
I like the doc though so I was glad I got to go in the car the next day too to visit the doc.  more pics and then I could eat.
Since then I haven't had flying poops or vomiting.  I don't like to upset mom
so don't eat any more razor blades its unnatural and you mom got upset.  eat paper and wood and grass and bugs.......................

Hi Ole! Woof from Lucy here! I LOVE anything that is food, has holded food, or beenn anywere close to food (see a pattern here?) Doesn't metter if de dish gots broke. The broke glass is nice and crunchee. Did ya know that even tho Im only 50 pounds, I can take a full cooler off the counter and drag it into the hallway so I can open it on the comfy carpet? Thoose cans were hard to open, and they just had yucky pop, but the tater salad was yummy. The bottoms of the cat fud cans are hard to reech, so I chew dem in haf. Cant see why mom alwys looks for owies when I do that. It''s just mettal peeces! Noow that;s lokud up too. Mom keppt me in the kennel a long tim ttil she could clear all da places that I culd get into *sigh*

My buddy blackhawk isn't here anymore, but he told me all about how crunchy those shiny Chriatmas ornaments were. And when Mom had a candle party he said the Caramel candle smelled so yummy he ate thru 3 boxes and opeend the glass jar before he found out it tasted yukier than it smelld. he also said watch out for those wood spoons. Splinters go out a lot worst than they go in. Mommy took him to the doc for a bad tummy ache afteer I got sum brownies off the frig for him. I haven't seen him since, so I hope I can remember not to eat dat stuff again (Mom here: no more brownies in our house! The last batch got put in the GARAGE on a high shelf!) And Blackhawk told me that he ate all the Tatr tots off the top of the dinnr once when we had gests over. He said the trick is to just tak a few den come back before they noticce. then take a few more and com back more til ther all gon!

Hi Ole!!!  I didn't eat anything but I did like the thyme mom planted!  It didn't hurt me but it peed her off big time!

Wen I wuz a puppy, i finded nails in the yard and would chew on them.  My mom used to yell at my daddy to use a magnut (I don't know wut that iz).  Wunc I chewed the wallpaper, but mom sed it wuz ok cuz she was going to rip it down anyway.
Sioux

I still like a sock now and then - I trade them for cookies.
Maska


I don't eat weird stuff, but I likes to chew wicker.
Sequoyah

Holy cow - you guys are scaring me !   I have to teach Prancer how to read so she can see how bad it is to eat all this bad stuff -- right now she's just looking at me saying "ruffs the mader mommy ?  u donn rook so good"
(the answer is - I thinking about Christmas - oh goodness ... maybe I'll do one of those upside down trees this year !)