Ole sez: Whut Did YOO eet that wuz CrAzY?

• Thalie Posted : 5/25/2007 7:01:40 PM I do the usual rocks and grass (I know one kind is to eat and poop, the other to eat and throw up) but the worstest things I ever got in my mouth was small pieces of glass and old rusty nails from outside. See, I love finding buried treasures and I think the people who build our house did not clean up their mess real well.   Forty years later, things still come up close enough to the surface for me to locate them under an inch or so of dirt and have fun digging them out. I don't think I ever ate any though cause my human has supersonic ears and she can distinguish between a pecan, a rock, a piece of glass or a nail being chewed. So I have no choice but to drop it or else she comes and puts her whole hand in my mouth !   Why she does not like me to get those special crunchies (pecans are allowed) I do not understand; they are fun to find and fun to chew.   Spip 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Margaret Tyler Posted : 5/25/2007 9:18:00 PM Joey's always been good about not eating stuff.  When he lived with his bad owner (an old roommate of my now husband) he would prance around the apartment with the toilet brush.  Not chewing on it, just carrying it around, probably because his old owner didn't buy him toys - he was 5 months at the time.  He was like, "Look at how desparate I am.  I'm playing with your poop cleaner.  Please buy me a toy."  So I took him and bought him a huge basket full. He did chew up the corner of my mother's China cabinet, probably because my mother felt bad crating so she let him have run of the house. He used to get into the garbage all the time and lick all the old cat out of the cat cans. I guess I'm pretty lucky. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• glenmar Posted : 5/25/2007 9:32:20 PM me n Thor ate dads bran new recliner n I ate lots of BIG holes in the sofa.  Thor ate dads wallet, n plastic cards and paper money stuff, but I likes those rubber hose things that goes from the big metal tank to the place dad cooks food outside.   then mom got smart and learnt to hide stuff too good so now all we gets to chew on iz toyz n stuff n our bones.   Sheba, the princess 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Truley Posted : 5/25/2007 10:11:37 PM Oh my goodness! This is a list over the past years that I remember.   Babe: poop, sand, dirt, rocks, drywall, floor tile and over the years enough cat food to turn her into a feline.   Kord: stings, socks, shirts, shoes, wall molding, carpet, enough string to start a yarn shop, various plastic pieces, grass, dirt, poop, cat cookies, clumping cat litter(with water added I might add) toilet paper, papertowels, mail. My goodness and he is only 10 months old???   Tru 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Pwca Posted : 5/25/2007 11:29:01 PM Dis is Indy butt (mine iz fluffy and has a tail) I haf to tell yoo about my big bruver Bou. Bou ated the pen to Mom'z roommate's Waaahcom tablet (Not shure whut dat iz but she screamz when I steps on it). An I eated the columns off grandmama's back porch. Mal eated a playstation controller last month too. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• huskymom Posted : 5/25/2007 11:51:40 PM PS - I luvs eattin' tissues, one by one outta da box.. dey is SOOO nummbly. You kin take dem outta da box!!! But how dya git de baby pook on dem? I'm sneeeekie. I takes dem ofda koffey table an sneeks down to my bed an then I leves dem dare for a snak lader. R new baby gibs us lods a snaks. Most a dem coms from her mouf. But mommy started gibbing her keekees an vos r gud too. She cant hode em too gud yet so dare eezy to git frum her. An dare eezy to krunch up so I gits plenny o time to lik op her face too. Mommy sez she don need my help but I helps aneeway. O now Crusher wans to seh summin. Onyx eats her own poop. It makes Mommy gag. Taking the tissues right out of the box is new to me too. Hmmmm.... maybe I'll have to try that. Onyx is right though(even if her spelling is atrocious) babies make for great snack machines. Now when that kid sees me coming she reaches out her hands for me and opens her mouth up wide. What can I say, she loves the Moose Kisses! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 5/26/2007 8:26:53 AM Swallowing pieces of the yellow squeaky football that I would chew on. Now, Ron won't leave it out for me. It shows up in my piles but still Ron won't let me have it back. So, he lets me chew on a Kong. That dang thing, I can't get a piece off of it no matter what I do.   So I showed him. He and his wife went off somewhere for a few days. I heard them talking about a place called Looeezeeana. Our neighbor would check on me and I let her in the yard but it's just not the same as my regular humans. So, when they got back, I brought part of a bird I had been chewing on. I saved him some because he's my pal.   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Ashley Posted : 5/26/2007 10:15:00 AM Wonce, win I wuz real widdle I eated some goose poop...it smelled gud...but it diddnt taste so gud. [:'(] Mom made me drink lotsa wader. The pebbles who had the house befour us left paper clips in wierd places...mom and dad haven't found dem all yet, but I'm gud at finden em...but mom and dad won't let me keep em to chew on. [&:] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• pofi_pasquale Posted : 5/26/2007 10:15:27 AM I likes q-tips a whole lot.  But the bestest thing ever wuz da skirrrel I swallered last weeken.  Daddy wuz berrry upsett.  Mommy lafffed.  I keeps tryin to git more - they iz so tempting and I iz so qwiet n sneaki.  Mia is a stoopit grl.  She eeetz cardboard.  0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• kpwlee Posted : 5/26/2007 10:43:48 AM pofi i lik squirrel I've only eaten the tails though I also like moles I eat them up Mia not so stoopid I like cardboard too! my favorite are soda boxes i kill them first run down the hall sliding on them and then settle in for a tasty snack Shadow I can help you wiz kongs I eat them up specially when nothing to do I just chew and chew and they break in half Mom bought me a GIANT one now - i brought it to her last night cuz i wanted some berry pie in it i dropped it on her toe hehehe 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• cairnterriers Posted : 5/26/2007 10:52:21 AM Wouldn't it be painful to eat all those foreign things?!  Riley doesn't usually eat things that are as bad as the rest of you dogs but the worst I can think of off the top of my head are a chocolate chip waffle, a donut, one whole raw salmon, and part of a plastic garbage bag. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• badrap Posted : 5/27/2007 8:42:41 PM arrrrRRRoooooOOO... this is rosiiieeeeee...  i wike to eat da rope toy.. and den deez strings come outta my butt and mommy has to pull them so they come out all da way.  and yesterday, i ran out to da porch and ate dis baby bird i found!  mommy was soooo sad and she yelled at me!  it was just a snack!   and my brudder tek, he wuvs to eat garbage on the stweet.  and sometimes my mommy finds pieces of the ball in his poopy.  but heeez a dumb boy and he eeets anyfing! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Xerxes Posted : 5/27/2007 10:09:19 PM Where do I begin?  I, Xerxes, Lord of all within my sight, smell or hearing have eaten:  an entire order of cooked buffalo wings (extra spicy, like I likes 'em!) three TV remotes, a bluetooth earpiece, a million pens, several styrofoam containers that had meat in them previously, plastic bags, 3 pillows, 2 soft, velvety blankets, a pair of flip flops, 3 comforters (not completely eaten, just unstuffed) a down pillow, as much cat food as I can get, cat poo (extra crunchy please!) 1/2 of a pizza,  and I can't think of anything else. Hey, it's Dad's fault- he left stuff where I could get it.  Just because a door is closed doesn't mean I shouldn't go in, he needs to lock the door too.  Oh I forgot, I've eaten chopsticks, steak knives (only the handles though-metal tastes yucky!) and several spatulas.[]  I love my Dad, he leaves good stuff where I can chew it and eat it! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• marlania Posted : 5/28/2007 11:34:34 AM Brown hasn't really eaten anything odd. He's more of the proudly-throw-the-garbage-across-the-house type. Yesterday, Grey ate a whole tube of Neosporin and chewed up the medical tape. That, by far, is nothing compared to the time he demolished a gallon of windshield washer fluid and soap (and shampoo, and toothpaste, and...)   Tar is a q-tip fiend. Several months ago, early on in my pregnancy when I was puking every morning, Tar vomited up a ton of q-tips. It looked like nasty, floppy, rotten noodles. This, of course, sent me right back to the toilet to yak some more. Thanks, Tar. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jeano Posted : 5/28/2007 12:57:28 PM I have to say, this thread has given me great catharsis for the razor blade eating episode! I feel SO much better! I'll never forget the time when I was in sixth grade, visiting my friend Cindy. We were in the backyard and her German Shepherd horked up an entire set of suspenders, plus some big rocks. Her dad came out and said, I WONDERED where those suspenders went! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login