If your dog had a "human" job . . . .

Nonnie(F): Librarian...leave me alone, be quiet! and keep things orderly!

Ellie(F): Hairdresser....gab, giggle, socialize, dahling!

Buckwheat(F): Retired, crotchety, truckdriver....YOU KIDS GET OFFA' MY YAHD!

 Dakota - A spoiled super model: Snapping at people when they don't do things her way. Have everyone suckup to her telling her how amazing and beautiful she is - giving in to her every whim.

Neiko - a DJ. He'd be the life of the party, playing the best music to make everyone want to get up and wiggle their butts.

Lily - dunno enough about her yet but it'd probably have something to do with being a hostess "Hello, welcome to my house. I hope you enjoy your stay. Here's a complimentary squeaky toy.." 

Hmm...let's see...

Dusty would be the quality inspector for fencing companies....if there's a hole she can find it.

Co-Co would be a food critic....for the free food, she'd probably never give anyone a bad mark though.

Pooch would be a Walmart greeter.....say hi to everyone, but really not have to do much

Blaze would be a con artist....she's not into hard work, and makes everyone think she's the best

Mystic would be a gym teacher.....she could play games all day

I may edit if other ideas occur to me....

Rory would most likely be a clown......always cheering people up and making people laugh. Also becuase some people are scared of clowns.....just like some are scared of pit bulls, lol!

If not a clown then a trophy wife! I mean she is beautiful and loves to laze around all day if I let her. Eating, sunbathing and watching tv!

Misha would either be a demolition man (I'd say a decorator, but I think he'd have to deal with too many people) or one of those models that somehow manage to stay out of the media. (Except he'd probably throw things and make messes all the time.)

I think Maddie would be an actress, because of all the expressions she makes, she shows disdain and disgust very well lol, and she is so pretty and i think she knows it lol and know show to use it!

Zack would probably be a garbage man lol.  He just has that look about him lol.  Or he would be a hobo, he looks kind of homely lol  no offence to anyone!! hehehe

Joey would either be an actor - he's got a zillion and one expressions - or a motivational speaker.  That boy has more energy and is so darn happy all the time he's sure to get even the grumpiest grump pumped.

It really did take me some time to come up with an answer for this one. My Golden Retriever, Max,

(who just turned 5 on the 20th by the way and we threw him a birthday party)

I can see him as an executive director for a major company.

he is deffinatly a social butterfly! He knows what is his and if anyone under him tries to invade he'll let you know that this is HIS territory! Max NEEDS to be involved in everything! but at the same time he's kinda lazy, so he would rather have his employees do all the work.

I also have a foster dog right now. a Chiuaua (sp)I like to call Maisey. She is extreamly energetic, always bounching around like she's saying "look at me! look at me!...You'r not looking at me!" I would say shes a prima ballerinna.

Great!!

I actually have been trying ~ and failing ~ to write a novel, and the main characters were developed based on the idea of "what would your dog be if he were human."

Ares ~ a financial advisor, or something similar. I don't actually know what to call the job. He also is a bit on the reclusive side and drinks expensive whiskey.

Morgan ~ the epitome of a southern belle.

Tyr ~ a mercenary. He has a strict code of ethics.

Dogs I used to have -

Leo ~ a retired small town southern sheriff.

Athena ~ an artiste. Not a good one, but don't tell her that!

Alley ~ a bumbling, stumbling, fumbling waitress waiting for her big break in B-grade movies.

Piper ~ a children's librarian by day, a dominatrix by night.

I think Thor will be a soccer player... he has been clear about how much he love balls, right?

If not, I think he will be unemployed... He loses interest pretty fast. Only if it's food or balls, he wouldn't care. Maybe he will be good approving mattresses ~lol~

Nora would be a surgeon.... She would take out all the stuffing you didnt need. 

Diesel would be a professional stereotypical jock.. Very pretty to look at, big and muscled, beautiful face, but really stupid and arrogant.

 i'll have to think on Kodi and Tessa..but ive always felt thats what Diesel reminded me of!

Crusher would be a cab driver.  He's not good with directions, but he will go anywhere you want him to... for a price.  That or he would be a Carni.  "You wanna play this game, really you wanna play, you'll be good!  Just give it a try!"

Onyx would be good in a daycare I think.  Little kids are the entire reason for her existance and she can chase after them tirelessly for at least 8 hours while their parents are at work.  She would also make sure there was never a dirty face in the bunch.

Talus would be a snow-inspector in the winter....

and an actor the rest of the year...