If your dog had a "human" job . . . .

What a great thread!

Cara - Night Watchman (woman)
Mia - Daycare Provider
Jaia - Cop
B'asia - Carnival Barker ("Step right up, folks!  Right this way"!)
 

Gracie my Golden would like to be a mommy as she always makes the younger ones feel loved.  They all love her--even the cat.

Belle-the oldest Westie would like to be a model.  She loves to be told she is pretty and likes to dress up, even if it's just a pretty collar.  She prances around like she is a model.

Treasure, the second Westie, would be a security guard.  She always has to keep an eye open to make sure nobody or anything, such as a squirrel, isn't coming to invade her home.

Olivia, the baby Westie, would be a detective.  She is always looking around to see what she can find.

Joe: An inventor, bring new machines into creation to make the world an easier place.

Ham: A rockstar. Partyhard, live fast, and eat lots of food. xD

 I've been thinking about this one and well heck if Bugsy couldn't be leader of the free world well he'd be Terminix's Number One Mole exterminator (got another one today before 7 this morning )

Indie would be a psychologist, "Yes dear, tell me all about it, uhm hmm, I'm listening, oh that's terrible, let me cuddle here beside you and make you feel better and stare deeply into your eyes and make you feel heard and understood"  (He's going to make a fantastic therapy dog)

Woobie would be one of those over scheduled soccer Moms "Let's GO! We have to go and DO THINGS!  RIGHT NOW!  GO GO GO GO! OH! WHAT'S THAT? LET'S GO SEE? LET'S RUN A TRIATHALON, Now, go clean your room, I'm going to stare at you until you do what I want! Nag, nag, nagedy nag!"

Well Bear would be a Forrest ranger.  Burly man with a hairy chest and rugged good looks.  Constantly surveying the land and taking soil samples.  Making sure no one is on "state land" without a proper "permit"  Making sure every one reads the signs and stays on the trail.

Jake would be the prime minister of some tiny country.  He says alot but no one listens because he's just a figure head.  He loves to have everyones attention on him while he makes public appearances shaking hands, holding babies.  Though rather spoiled from being born with a silver bone in his mouth.

Honor would be your stereotypical supermodel - She's the master of "Look at me!  Look at me!  Doesn't my fur look so pretty and soft?  Don't you love me?  Ah-ah, no touching!  Only look please, let's not ruffle the fur!...And my Canidae-latte must be just the right temperature dahling!" 

Haha.... this is a cute thread. Made me chuckel a bit =]

I would say... Casey would be a police-man. He's always making sure people/animals are doing what they are supposed to be. "Barks" orders. And always is up for a good chase =]

Maybe an animal cop, even. some sort of law enforcment, that's for sure!

After giving it some more thought I have to change Pooch's job.

I originally said Walmart greeter, which she would like, but I think her *true* calling would be referee (sp?) I don't know how I forgot that, it's even one of her nicknames .  She likes to make sure the other dogs follow the rules and if she feels someone is getting picked on, or that something wasn't fair, she let's them know it.  

pat would be a philospher. He seems to just stare into the sun sometimes and its' really funny cuz he's squinting, then he just seems to node off. lol. He would defenitly be a philospher, he thinks everything out

Charlie would either be a busboy or a street sweeper.  He does an excellent job cleaning up after Riley's done eating...no need for a floor mat under her.  He is also good at pointing out every single solitary piece of trash, paper, bottle, wrapper, etc. on the street when we are walking.

This is too funny and too easy!

 My whole family always calls CoCo the "stupid-visor" because she's always so nosy and regardless of what you're doing she'll stick her nose in it!!! 

 My favorite is when someone's vaccuming, she'll come over slowly, sniff at the top, and then suddenly attack it! 

Sometimes it gets annoying, like when youre trying to sweep and she thinks its a game to attack the broom, or if your shoveling something, she gets in the way and you have to tell her to get out, or if your on your hands and knees to do something or retrieve something, she's there in your way.

A cow girl!  Is that a job???  She tried lassoing poor little Tabitha w/ her chain outside!  Thank goodness, hubby went out to let Tabitha in, or she might have been dragged around the yard!  LOL

Otherwise, her other job would be Personal Assistant.  So, she can follow you around!  LOL

I had to really think about this one.

Grady would either be a motivational speaker teaching other dogs the joys of life.  OR he'd be a super model.  Think Zoolander.  Although he CAN do left.

Aspen would be a quality control person for soft, fluffy things.  Or a Stupidvisor.

Snickers would be a food inspector.  Unfortunately not a very good one.  He has yet to meet a food he doesn't like.  OR a referee.  He's the dog that always barks when others are playing but won't join in.