Revival - The I Ate My Bed Thread

LUNA: Hi, I'm Wuna! My mom iz workin right now, so I iz bored sweepin on hers feets -- dey need a be kept wurm. Tonights I gots to go to school to learnz how to be goods for de judges at these showz I go to. Dat stinks. I'z rather say hiz and jump all over de judges. I fink dey like dat cuz I'm are cute.

LEXI: Groans and walks over... Shut up Luna. Nobody cares. I am sorry my sister is such a child. Anyone want to go do cool, grown-up dog things like sleep on the couch? Little sisters can be sooooo annoying...

ROSCO: Hiz everybody. Good to see youz all again. I hope eberyone is rell and haz lots of treats and goodies. I hadz a good breakfast, but an finkin bout lunch. Anyrone else hungry?

Hey Xerk!  NARF!

Tasha, How you doin gorgeous!   I took a trip to the vets and now my mom says I can play with girl dogs now.  Oddly enough, I don't even mind some other boy dogs either...weird.  Never liked them before.  They still aren't allowed in my yard, but you Tash, can come anytime you want to.    WHAT!!!?  Oh, Onyx wants me to ask if you can bring your agility equipment?  She's been on and on about that sort of thing for months now.

Morrison:  HI  HI HI  HI Evwyone!!!!!   Mum left dis 'puter on an I wanna say HI HI HI  I bin counter surfin dis mornin an before dat I was jumpin in an out a sno banks - day is code!

 Monroe:  Good Morning to you all.... I would like to apologize, on behalf of my family, for the exuberant nature of the little pest that lives in my house.  He has not really learned anything very well yet, including his grammar and spelling.  Mind you, he will never reach the nobility of the lab since he is a GSP.  Still, he can be very nice to cuddle with if any of you would like him to come and stay with you....please?  The last straw was last week when, indeed, the little thing did eat MY bed!

 Morrison:  Awe Monroe, I knows you luvs me cause you like to take naps together wif me and da cat.  U kan stop pretendin to be so noble now you silly thing - I saw you rollin in da snow dis morning.

Evrywun have a wunderfool day and I hopes that my Mum leaves did 'puter thing on agin!

 Psst...Monroe, Crusher here, Don't get caught trying to sell your little brother on here.  Moms get really mad when you do that.  Or maybe its just little sisters.  I'm  not sure, but I wouldn't take the chance.  Maybe we could just trade?  And then maybe if they get lost en route...well that wouldn't be our faults now would it?

Greetings fellow canines.  Thor here.  It has become apparent that there is no further need for us to communicate in the manner that HUMANS expect us to communicate.  I would therefore suggest that we all post in a manner that shows our far superior intelligence

Good day.

 Thor, Im nott a fella...Im a gurlll. 

Onyx. 

Aw come on Onyx.  You're embarrassing me.  He meant Fellow Canines...Fellow...That means Other Dogs....sheesh.  Honestly does someone want a sister?   

No, I gotz sisters alreddy.  Anyone want a stoopid hound brudder?

Love,
Sequoyah 

Dear girl, you are too funny.  However, it is a bit difficult for me to type with the oversized paws mom says that I have.

spiritdogs

No, I gotz sisters alreddy.  Anyone want a stoopid hound brudder?

Love,
Sequoyah 

 

 

Despite what you may think, there is no such thing as a stupid hound.  We're just "otherly motivated."  We're waiting for the correct moment and the proper motivation and then we will take over your world.  Oh yes, yes we will. 

ورغم ما يمكنك أن تفكر ، لا يوجد شيء اسمه بوصفه من الغباء كلب الصيد. نحن فقط "otherly الدوافع". نحن في انتظار لحظة صحيحة وسليمة والدافع ثم سناخذ في العالم على مدى الخاصة بك. أوه نعم ، نعم سنقوم.

Hey Tasha!  Grrrrady here.  Just between you & me I think you're pretty & I bet you smelled fantastic before your bath.  Humans don't understand how hard it is for us to smell good & then they ruin it by giving us baths.  I HATE baths.  Well I hate when I first get wet but then the rubbie rubs start & I love it.  Mom says I purr.  I think she's confusing me with the cat.  Speaking of kitties...do you like to chase them?  I think it's great fun.  Mom always tells me to leave it.  I hate those 2 words.

 Hahaha!  Otherly Motivated!  That one is great!  I'll have to use that the next time Mom wants me to quit running laps of the park.  "Sorry Mom!  I am currently Otherly Motivated right now!  You'll have to do better than that roasted chicken!"  Awesome!  Thanks Xerxes.

crusher i'm not sure if i can bring the agility equipment...it's heavy!!!  but onyx can come over and play anytime!  my big, little brother kota is much better at agility than i am.  i'm just not sure about running that fast.  though the other night, at practice, mom put the frisbee with the turkey in it at the end of the tunnel and jumps and she said she's never seen me jump over jumps so fast!  it was fun too.  I really do like to run, just not sure about agility.  don't want to mess up.

grady, i hear ya dude!  i like to take baths in the lake because the aroma is sooooo much better afterwards.  one time, i layed down in a puddle but it was a puddle of mud.  i was more brown than black and gray.  it was awesome!  then mom tricked me into going into the not muddy part of the lake to wash off some of it.  oh well.  i'll find another puddle soon.  i will!!

i hope mommy plays agility with us tonight.  she's been working on our nails and i really like having my nails dremmmellleededd...  i gets treats after each toe and it's not as bad as my older, little sister Shadow says.  she refused to go near it the first few times.  then last time, she was pawing at the humming thing while mom was doing my toes.  mom and dad were laughing so hard about that.  then mom would sneak her one of my capncrunch treats!  not a very nice thing for her to do but she was pleased that shadow was not afraid of the humming thing anymore. 

Co-Co: OMG u guys it are snowing!!! Does u hab any idea how much fun it are to runs in da snow?  Little puffs come up and den you can chase dem....but wen dey land dey are hard to find

Dusty:  I dun lyke da snow so much.  It are COLD!  Mah fur is short so I dun stay out long.  Mommi brought me in an we did some trainin.  I usually dun lissen so much but we was on carpet and no one else could get da fud so I dun what mom said an den I got pieces ob kibl an treats!!! I are happi happi beagle.

Pooch:  Dere were a little girl in anodder yard.  Hers shuldn't be out in da cold.  Her dun not has fur!  I tole her ta go inside, but den mom tole me to stop barking.  Da girl listened after a bit.  Her probly was cold.  Sily hewman.

Mystic: Da snow was fun but is also nice to lay on da nice dri floor now.  An Co-Co an me can play lots in da house too.  So bof is nice.

Blaze:  I dun play to much....food is much beddar dan play.  But da snow is nice, I like to walk aroun in et a bit.  It are tricky dough, it mayde me slip a liddle coming up da steps, I ok dough.

 We gotted r nales cut las nite.  Mommy wuz so prowd a Crusher cuz he tuk it lyke a man.  Hees such a wus bowt hiz nales.  Not me.  I takz whatever luvin mommy kin dish owt.  An I gits lotsa luvin wen itz nale tyme.

Tasha, kin I reeely kum down der an pla on ur gilitty kwipment? I alwaze wanned to tri it.