Revival - The I Ate My Bed Thread

Hey guys!  My mom's a magician!!!!!   We were outside playing in the snow???  She made a ball, I saw it, it was a ball.  I watched her throw it.  I did!  When I went to where I thought it landed, it was GONE!  I was like, "huh? Where did it go?"  I looked @ mom & she just smiled.  She must had known that she was a magician.  That was so cool!!!!!  I wanna play more.

Grrrady

Whoa Grady!  My mom must have taught your mom that trick.  Or maybe your mom taught my  mom.  When we get lots of snow all at one time, mom takes us out to shovel.  And she takes a whole shovelful of snow and throws it up in the air and I jump up and catch some in my  mouth, but then when I look.... the rest is just gone!  JUST GONE!   Its crazy!  Snow is the best! 

Co-Co: I dun no if et is moms dat are majikal or if its da snow itsef.  My mommi frows da ball a snow an it disapears too, but not onlee dat...when I jumps in da snow sometimes balls pop up round me but wen dey land....dey are gone.  Ur right dough, snow is day bestest, cuz u can eets it too.  Play an eat....cud dere be anyfing beddar?

 Play an eat...yes, dere is sumfing bedder.  Herding boddles on da snow.  Mom says day are cokeboddles - but I like 'em cuz day slips n slides real good.

Sequoyah 

Hey everyone. I'm Kobi! I had a really long run in the snow this morning. Mom was taking me back to the car but I found this new trail. I started down it to see if Mom would follow or if she would call me back. When I turned around to look there she was following me! It was way cool too! The trail ran right along the river and once we were on it we had to go to the very end. I really like winter. I like the cold because I have this great big heavy coat that makes me very hot in the summer. Mom doesn't like the cold but she likes the snow because I come home from our walks nice and clean. I'm still a little tired from my walk so I'm gonna lay down from a few more hours 'til Dad comes home. Mom says it hurts his feelings if I don't make a big fuss over him. After Mom and Dad have something to eat (I hope it's fish! I hope it's fish!) I get to go for another walk with my girlfriend Ginger in the dark! So you see why I have to go lay down now.

Bye for now guys! 

Oh yes Sequoyah, herding boddles is gud.  My mum givs me da big pop boddles to play wif, but I nevr tryd dem in da sno.  Jus in da howse.  Mum sez day make an alful raket. 

VanMorrison

Monroe:  Good Morning to you all.... I would like to apologize, on behalf of my family, for the exuberant nature of the little pest that lives in my house.  He has not really learned anything very well yet, including his grammar and spelling.  Mind you, he will never reach the nobility of the lab since he is a GSP.  Still, he can be very nice to cuddle with if any of you would like him to come and stay with you....please?  The last straw was last week when, indeed, the little thing did eat MY bed!

Oooh! OOOOoooh! Me! Morrison kin comm liv wif ME! I wubs fwends. An' zooberance!

Xerxes - I been ta skool, but dey diddn teech me how ta spell or tipe. Jus sit n down n stuff. 

Now dat I gotz yu all heer: Duz nennywun unnerstand dat fing mama callz da Garbige? I jes don' get it. Mama n daddy put all sorts of gud stuff in dare! Den day say Leev it! (Gwady, I hate dat too). Iss perfeckly gud stuff! If nobuddy wants it, I'LL eet it! Geez.

Oh, The garbage!  The garbage is for charity I think.  My mom does the same thing.  She puts all kinds of yummer stuff in it and then she puts it on the curb for the garbage men.  They take it home for their dogs that don't have so much good food to eat. 

I likes da stuff on da countur too......I iz not berry tall, so mi kat makes it fall down n I eats it. It wurks gud wif donuts n chikin. I luvz donuts....Du u guyz have yur own kat like I do? Mi kat smellz gud....

Frosteee

yoo guyz i had to sneek on the puter tonight cuz mom has this crazy ideer that she's going to not have me on the giant dog bed (they call it a foo-ton?) so much and i had to tell youz all bout it. cuz i guess i get a little too otherly motivated bout my sleepin and i don't really move once i get up there. i don know why dats such a problem. so now she keeps makin me sleep on da floor! she brought a dog bed down for me but...its just not the same yoo guyz. maybe conrad can splain it better because i think this is all so crazy! what is the foo-ton for but my comfort? 

---marlowe 

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Don't listen to my weird brother, guys.  He can still get on the futon if he's invited, he's just not getting invited so much. And as far as I'm concerned he's had that coming for a long time! I mean, just because I'm twice as big shouldn't mean that he gets to spend all the time snuggling with mom and dad and the only place I have to nap is my crate! I love my crate and it's got a comfortable fleecy bed in it, but it's just not the same as quality time with my people, you know? You guys know how it is. And for goodness sake, I was here first anyway! Life is so unfair when you're the big old guy instead of the small cute guy. I'm glad we could have this talk though, so I could get all that off my chest. I feel so much better now.

All the best,
Conrad

Hey you guys, Buddy here.  YAAAWWNNN!  I was sleeping all snuggled down in mom's bed when she finally stepped away from the computer. Jeez, she is always on here...I never get my turn.  So, what's up everyone?!  Things sure are different around here.  Did you know that my mom brought a tree inside?  Yeah, a tree and she won't let me pee on it.  Now, how will I leave messages for my peeps?  I ate some of the stuff falling of the tree.  Why?  Because it was there.  Well, I don't recommend doing that.  I threw it all up...blech.  The house smells pretty nice though and looks good, too.  YAAWWNN...well, I better get my sleep.  I have to wake mom up at 5am tomorrow.  She thinks she needs to get up at 6am, but I know better.  :)

Buddy, aka Puppers

 My mom has an indoor tree.  Its the oddest thing ever.  I SAW her take it all apart last year and put in in a box!  And know what else!?  It doesn't smell like a tree at all.  It smelled like...the basement.  She had all this stuff stuck on it that we aren't allowed to play with.  Onyx didn't listen last year and took a couple off the bottom.  I helped her chew them up so she wouldn't get caught.  (what are brothers for)  Anyway, that inside tree is in its box overtop of our crates in the porch.  I wonder if mom is gonna put it back up?  I don't really care if she does, but I bet the cracker kid will get at it.  She gets into everything.

hai gais... dis iz jason. i helps moca taip cuz hur pawses r too bigg an clummsie... wut tree fing r u gais taukin bout? u meen laik de one my mommys mommy hads last yeer? dat was funn. we dint mes wif it or anyfing. butt i fing dis yeer my mommy is goin way. she sadd somfing bout de "aaa-yiii" commin to taik care of uz. i fink ill bee coool, cuz da "aaa-yiii" wont be so stwict as mommy an we cann be moa noty... hehe... aniways, mommys maykin me ged of da pooter agan. she sez she haz sum "worg" to do. i dunno. i fink she juz laiks da pooter fing to hurself. bai gais. i cach ya laterz...

 Sioux told me dat mom used to haz bahn kats.  I think no more katz here is cuz I wud chase 'em till they had hardattakz.  We haz a horse!  Iz not allowed to herd it.

 oooh a horse!  i saw a horse the other day!  mom even let me sniff her nose!  she's a cute filly, bout 5 months old that mom's friend has.  she was given to her!  mom is jealous I think but I don't understand because she has us and agility...  i don't get it.  mom took out the  grooming kit her brother gave her for christmas a few years ago when she thought she was getting a horse and looked at it.  she looked all sad.  do you guys know why?  i don't like it when my mom is sad.  dad told her not to give it away.  that she should keep it just because.  i don't really get it, but this was after the day i got to sniff the little horsey.

my mom let me ride a horse with her once.  i even have a picture, though i look pretty scared and nervous.  i wouldn't be now though, i'm older and wiser.  my mom even has a picture of me eating grain off the floor next to a baby horse.  i like horses, they're very cool!  but yeah sequoyah, i'm not allowed to chase them.  they don't really like to be chased like the sheeps do.

oh man the sheeps!!  i had the bestest time chasing sheeps!  and at our old house the cows were fun to chase too.  but the sheeps!!  man i got to chase them for like EVER!  it was so cool....

kota