Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

It doesn't work guys.  Mom sent one of the brudders to a new home and he came back and mom was really upset with those Lying Jerks...she used some other words to that i'm not 'lowed to repeat.  So for ONE day I only had two brudders....mom took Sadie and LT to another mother one day and the NEXT day, Tyler came back.  Two steps ahead and one back...sigh....
Love, Shadow

Nuhh-huh....Soda....girls do too have cooties....I know it....they are bad for us boy-dogs.....yuckyyyy.......Sydney tries to give them to me all the time by licking my face and I keep telling her nooooo.....but Mom keeps telling me to be nice......yuckkkyyyyy
 
Shadow, dude you are soo lucky...you have brothers.....you can rough house and do all that stuff...but Mom won't let me be too rough with Sydney....something about her being littler than me....but she can run faster...so what's the problem????

THIS IS THOR.  You young pups need to stop misbehaving.  SIT, STAY and QUIET!!!  LEAVE IT, no more fussing.  Or as Mom would say, CUT THE CRAP!

hi dudes! it's rupert! mama's all stressed out - something about this new board and soap operas or something. i don't mind soap, i think it smells good. but i don't know what an opera is. so, anyway, i'm going to take over for a while.
i don't think all girls have cooties. i have a friend named shelby and she's lots of fun to play with. she's older so she doesn't like to play as long as i do, but she sure gets rowdy! i like to lick her ears, too. [] and have you guys seen desi?! holy moly she's a hottie! []

sheesh, thor. what a grumpy-butt. all you young pups can come over to my place and play with me! we can have a sleep over!

Hi Rupert.  I like some girls a whole lot....'specially Sioux.  She's my girlfriend.  My momma says she's getting another headache.
 
Love, Shadow

Rupert.....are you SURE girls don't have cooties????  But THOR......I know that girls have cooties.....what else would make them act soooooo weird???[sm=crazy.gif]

hi nigey, now i'm not sure about all girls, but i know shelby doesn't have cooties. and surely desi doesn't. ooh, desi. []
shadow, was sioux that pretty redhead i saw a photo of a couple of days ago? she had purdy hair.

Yep that was Sioux....she's my hunnney!!  AND an older woman!  My furdad isn't talking anymore but he said haaarump to girls having cooties.
Love, Shadow

Maybe just the purdy girls don't have cooties??? 

Harley and Izzy here...mommy can't figure out how to get our picture up so she can start talking to all you other mommies out there.  Maybe this is a good thing!  She said she would figure it out tomorrow but right now it is time for some clickers....um um um..that means TREATS!!!!
 

anybody else here getting sleepy? i think it's time to go snuggle up in bed with mama. g'night everyone.

Yup.....mom says it's time for us to go to bed too.....Thor, you and Rupert need to make sure that those cute girls don't have cooties and then I might be able to change my mind about just how bad girls are....I'll see you guys tomorrow...

Hi guys, its Hope again.
Well, dosen't anyone think i'm pretty?  Just look at the picture on Mommas profile. I'm adorable! I was going to sign up for a dating service called " find your dogsband online" Mommy said i should only get a boyfriend who is neutered...
 
You guys are already going to bed? *sigh* your lucky. Momma stays online real late. I just lie on her bed and wait. It takes forever. I like to watch the gerbils while i wait. There are soo many of them! Momma breeds them, i wish she would let me have one, they look so good! But Momma always puts them high up where i cant get them...
 
Love,
Hope

Hi hope,
Wow! You get to have gerbils in your house?!!!! Do you get to play with them? I like to play with our rats, but I get too excited. I bark and whimper and paw at the cage. I just want to play!! I'm what mommy calls "obsessed" about rodents.
 
I like to chase squirrels in the backyard. They like to taunt me, because we have an oak and pecan tree in the yard, so when I chase them up the tree, they throw nuts at me! How rude! That's not very nice when you're a guest in a neighbor's tree!
 
My mommy and her room-mate says that me and Oscar (mommy's room-mate's dog) are cute together. That's icky because he's like my brother. It took him a LOONG time to get used to me in the house, because I like other dogs too much! don't tell nobody- but i put my paws on his shoulders- cause i'm the woman and I wear the pants in the family- and he didn't like that. We had opposing viewpoints, but now we're inseprerable. (there is no doggie SAT so i dont spell too well)

Love,
Daisy