Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

Shadow, Thor ~ what do you guys think?  That chick Hope is pretty cute and she's looking for a dude that is neutered?  what's that?  Mom says I'm the most handsome guy around, that must be what she's talking about....I'm sure of it, so then if being handsome means being neutered then I AM!  But still unsure about the girl cooties.....Help me out here guys!!!
 
Nig-guy

I've got two little brudders who aren't snipped (that's what mommy calls it) yet and another one who IS.  Mom says us big dogs get to wait longer so we'll grow right.  Hope could have any of them.
 
Love, Shadow

Oh Rupy - I am still here though my mom is being mean and making me wear panites righ tnow.  Something about me being hot... or in heat.... or something like that.  Well, whatever.  I wont let it slow me down....

So when  ya coming over?  It can be you and me and you and me and you and me.... I can't stop think about you Rupert!

Love & lots of Kisses and Licks,
- Desi-Devil, oops, I mean Diva!

Hi Daisy!
No, i don't get to play with them. One time, Momma was in her room with the gerbils, and she was holding one and she didn't know that i was asleep in her closet, so i jumped out and almost ate the gerbil! I got like this close to biting off the head! But then Momma screamed and the gerbil went flying across the room ( i really scared her!   and she started saying bad things to me. She shoved me out of the room and got the gerbil who was fine. One of these days, i will get  one, if Momma will only put them in my reach...
 
Oh man, i hate those squirrels! They like to sit right outside the window and shake their little tails at me. It drives me up the dog house! I hate them!
 
Love,
Hope

*pant pant*
Desi! My sweetness, your mama must mean that you're hot. Panties? That sounds cute! I don't think we're supposed to talk about things like that on this board. We might get kicked off.
I would love to come and play with you. I think you're just in the next state... and I run really fast...
[] I could be there in no time.
Love and butt sniffs,
your Rupy

hi guys its soda again doby doesnt wanna talk hes mean   i was a bad girl and peed on the floor shaylan got mad  and said  i was grounded and put me in prison....... wow have you guys seen those things in the bathroom its liek a toilet or something.....i thoguht your suppose to go out side to go potty.......desi i had to wear panties one time  too but then i got...a surgey and have never had to were panties again i think you can get them cut off.... ok well i have to go  charley said hi and that he would  bark here later
 
bark ya later
soda

I'm glad all you doggies are doing good.  I'm having an awful week... [&o] first Mommy went out of town... now I'm sick and I can't go for walks or have my normal food.  I had to go to the vet yesterday [:@] YUCK!  I gotz medicine and two shots.  I tried to eat the vet when she gave me my second shot cuz it really hurt, but mommy held me tight.  Then I gave everyone kisses cuz I was so happy it was over.  Hopefully I won't pukey anymore.  On the upside, mommy has to cook for me - she had to ask the vet how to boil chicken cuz she never did it before.
~Cuma
 
Cuma, pukey more so I can eat it!
~Blitz

Hope I'm gonna get those squirrels if it's the last thing I do! Grrrrrr! They run right next to me and I run right up the tree after them but I'm can't run fast enough or something I always fall back down. Wunna these days, wunna these days I'm gonna get me a squirrel....grrrrrr

There are some really SCARY BIG DOGS here. Yesterday morning we went out our door and the biggest dog I ever saw came walking toward us from behind the barn! He was HUGE! He didn't have the big horns some of them do but it didn't matter! We didn't wait, we ran to the garage and got in there FAST!

When we came home last night that big hairy dog was STILL in the barn and he came out to see us again. I DON'T want to play with him! He's too big! He's got this really ugly long nose and I've never seen a dog with such long legs. My mom went inside the house from the porch instead of going to OUR front door because she didn't want to play with him either! He is kinda like those other big dogs my mom calls horses, but he was BIGGER! And he goes wherever he wants....hey, maybe that's why I don't get to go where *I* want? Because I'm not big enough?

ewwwww  blitz thats nasty cuma your lucky you get to have chicken i get.....dog food can ya believe that DOG food well and sometimes i get a piece of staek or  hamburger  mmmmmmm  yummy and gusse what its the weekend that mean im going to the park tomarrow     ....our fence is broke  shaylan is tying rope to us wen we go out side we live on a busy street and she doesnt want us to get hurt ........
 
 
 
love ya as much as a walk
soda

you think that  dog was big have you ever seen a dog called a alpaca ......they kick i found out cuz i ran under the fence and well they were chasing me it hurt   this one  kicked me a little bit i t hurt i   cried and run back under the fence they scare me now wen i see them i bark and growl they know im boss
 
soda 

Soda, I barked at one of thse big dogs once but never again. My mom says it is a MOOSE. That first one I sniffed it and it turned around and I ran away as far as I could and made myself SUPER FLAT but that MOOSE would have stomped me flat if my mom hadn't saved me. She banged a tambourine and made it run away! It was super scary!

I think it would take three alpacas to make a moose....

I'm having a GREAT day. Last night, mommy made us a special meal. Steak and fresh veggies!! YUMYUM!



I'm such a good girl that I wait til Mom says I can have my food. That weenie dog is pretty bad, but I'm trying to train her. I'm gonna go harass Mom to play frisbee now.

Emma.

ooo a moose  what kind of dog are you im a dachound so a alpaca is  reallllly  big   to me well charley is big to me my brothers are so mean ...when i want to play they jump on me but the humans  make them do it they say"get the puppy" then i run thats pretty scary   see i am from texas then i was resuced from a guy that beat me  at 10 week old so my humans saved me so im really shy and i  bark alot...
 
 
soda

its soda again that dinner looks yummy and and gusse what
 
 
charley has a crush....on hope
 
haha  aww but hope you are pretty

If you think you got problems, try living with this little Aussie thing.  Speckled freakin' monster dog from he**.
Maska