Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

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    Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

    I'm hearing all this stuff about a whole new forum for the people to play on and I JUST found my old stomping grounds on the old place.  So, since I really MISS all my old buddies and since I bet they're are a bunch of NEW buddies to meet......
     
    Lets us dogs take over the 'puters for a little while and TALK.
     
    Love, Shadow
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    Hey Shadow, my name is Joey. I'm a little 20 pound beagle mix, don't know if you've heard of me before!
    I got to play with a BIG 8 month old german sheppard pup yesterday! His name was Hogan and he was AWESOME! He protected me from all the other dogs!
    Daddy said he wants me to have a big brother but we don't have room for another dog :(
    I think that's why my friend lab Chloe peed on him :)
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    Hi guys, my name is Hope. I am very shy, but Momma told me i need to make some friends...
     
    This afternoon momma was eating chocolate, i asked her if i could have some, and she said chocolate is bad for dogs. Well, chocolate isn't good for humans, but they get to eat it anyway. I dont understand humans sometimes....anyone else feel the same way?
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    WOW Joey!! He peed on your dad???  My dad might have been mad, but my mom would have made a face and said "oh CRAP" and then laughed.  Mom is good at dog potty.  And dog poop.  And dog puke.  I guess that's why SHE'S the mom.
     
    I'm a big boy....I'm almost 2 years old now.  And I think I weigh around 75 pounds.  And I gotta put up with all these darned puppies mom keeps bringing home to foster.  They don't always go away either, so now I have THREE new brudders.  And ONE of them is already bigger than me.  Mom sez thats cuz he ate junky food and grew too fast in his other home before he came back here.  mommy was pretty mad at those people.
     
    Here's a hint for you since you're a little guy....always pick us german shepherds to look out for you.  Mom says we're all just big ole baby things, but we LOOK mean!![:@]
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    Sound GREAT!!
    I'm Bubblegum!  
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    hi cujo here. i'm kinda shy myself but whenever someone mentions how strange humans are I just have to agree. My mom won't give me chocolate  and has a fit when I eat poo I find. I just don't get it.
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    Mommy and Daddy just laughed, so we walked away and played some more!
    Hogan was awesome because I could run and fit right underneath him when another dog scared me!

    I wish I had brudders!
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    Hi Cujo,
    I don't undertand the whole thing with poop either. Just listen to this... a few weeeks ago, me, my momma and her family went on a little trip to my great grandmas house. When we came back home after a week, there was cat poop ALL over the family room. ( dumb 'ol momma forgot to leave the door to the bathroom where the litter box is, open, ) So i ran and ate all of them. Momma had a fit! She was telling me how gross i was and how i was not gonna sleep with her that night. Can you believe her!? I was doing her a favor by cleaning that mess up! And it tasted good too!
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    Joey, you can have some of MY brudders!  Really, take all three if you want to!
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    i do believe it cuz she sounds just like my mom. she wont't even let me give her a kiss after i find some and warns other humans. It aint fair i let her kiss me after she eats something i don't like. luckily she seems to have a poor memory cuz the no kisses rule never lasts too long,[:)]
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    Shadow, my love.  So nice to see you here.  My mom is not so 'puter savvy, so she's wreck trying to find her way around here.
    I heard you've been flirting with Dancer even though she's way too old for you.  I don't mind if you do - she's old, and if it makes her feel young again, I know it would make my mom happy.  'Sides, I know who you really love. [;)]
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    Ah!!  Beautiful Sioux!!!  I'm so glad to see you here!  Your mom put up a picture of you and all i can say is AROOOOOOOOO!!!

    Yes, I have been flirting with Dancer.  She's a wise old girl and I feel her inner beauty.  Not that she'd ever give a young guy like me a second glance, but I bow to her! 

    For you my dear Sioux, I have other plans!  [sm=kiss.gif]
     
    Love, Shadow
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    Hey Shadow, dude, if you figure out how to get your mom to get rid of your brothers, tell me quick!  I have been trying to figure out how to get rid of my little sister Sydney for over a year now and Mom keeps bringing her along with us.....  At least you have brothers, I have a sister with "Girl Cooties" and those are deadly I think.
     
    Nigel
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    hi guys im charley i have a brother and sister doby and soda but their playing so i thoguht i  would say hi im a golden mix i was rescued  by my family i love them alot  .shaylan is my favorit  she plays with me alot and i wait for her to come home every night and  she always goes and plays in the snow with me   and takes pictures(but when doesnt she) well gtg sleep o did i say i can be really lazy at times
     
     
    i love you as much as a bone
    charley
     
     
     
     
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    hey nigel its soda  and im a girl and  girls are better then boys so  blah  but im soda im a min. dachound my ppl call me "the weiner" i come to it   and  shaylan keeps talking abotu getting another sister ...and its going to be a boxer can you believe that nigel a boxer    there big and im small there really active and im kinda sorta active gosh i gusse im not going to be the youngest anymore 
     
     
    the small one
    soda