lorib
Posted : 10/27/2007 1:12:56 AM
Ok, here's something that wouldn't be traceable: antifreeze in meat. No, I am NOT for this, but if it's YOU dogs and kids vs. the Cujos out there, yours should be alive. Just lace some hamburger with antifreeze and put it near their house. Bingo--problem solved.
The more humane way, of course, is to shoot them. The animals won't suffer. One piece of advice: DO NOT bury them on YOUR property. Take them forty or fifty miles away and get rid of them out in hunting territory. Someone may think they were killed by hunters. If you do this, make sure to use a caliber that hunters use; i.e., no .22s if you're in deer hunting season. If it's bird season, you're fine!
The police and AC people sound like they are waaay interbred. It's a good thing you're around to infuse some new blood into the gene pool!