calliecritturs
Posted : 9/20/2006 2:16:22 AM
This is ME -- BILLY the 'Venturin english cocker spanYELL!!!!!
Please tell Mr. Todd that I'm ON it. Mom's been talkin but shoot I ain't been able ta gets on the puter. But tell Mr. Todd that I'm talkin to tha Alfa of all Alfas an HE is one who listens bunches. He listens ta peoples AN Dogs (even 'venturin english cocker span... yells -- ya don't YELL at the Alfa of all Alfa's ya no!!!)
But see -- He listens BUNCHES abouts peoples hearts. Because it's yur heart ya use ta love us dogs, and I no you and Mr. Todd LOVES lotsa dogs, so his heart's impordant.
Mr. Todd -- I'm justa dog, BUT I'been sick. Bunches sick. An ya no my Mom, Callie was SOOOO worried. But e-mails an posts help. They help BUNCHES. Why my student up at the U of Floor-da ... his name was Eric an a nice fella -- HE would come ever day an read me mine.
Mr. Todd - mabbe I'm just a dog, but I no when somebuddy's tryin ta be nice ta me. An I no names -- bunches of em. An ever time I heard my name I no'd somebuddy was thinkin of ME. An ya no that just made ME feel bedder. An bedder ... An BEDDER ... an ever time it was like I got ta take a liddle of that 'bedder' back to my lil beddie an it made a warm spot in my belly. A GOOD warm spot. I no'd SOMEbuddy was thinkin of ME.
It's a good thing -- fur dog AN fur human peoples.
Ok -- now ... close yur eyes after ya reads this .... feel that -- that's my head pressed ta YORE head -- an me thinkin "GET BEDDER". That's what MY mom does an must be it works cos I'm bunches beder.
My 'matacrit' (that's how much blood ya gots -- I'm a smart boy I heard that word BUNCHES) is way up. An now ever time my mom lifts up my lip ta look at my mouf she grins and says "YEP -- preddy darned good baby!!!!"
Does Miss Glenda lift YORE lip??? Prolly not -- I think that's only a thing humans do ta dogs. dunno why -- you gots teeth too, right??
But anyways -- dis is ME an I say GET BEDDER SOON!!!!!!
Billy tha venturin english cocker spanYELL!!