I heard something interesting on the radio this morning. When a woman asks her SO if an outfit she is wearing makes her look fat, 65% of them actually want the truth. That got me to thinking and I thought I might posit some of those thoughts right here on good ol' idog.
65% might be considerably better odds than you would have sitting at a craps table in Vegas, but I'll be damned if it is anywhere near good enough for me. While 65% of women may want a truthful answer, I believe that nowhere near 65% of men have the balls to provide it. I place myself firmly in their ranks.
I believe it was Ron, who quoted a friend whose response to that question was, "No, it's your hippopotamus ass that makes you look fat." Absolutely hilarious but extremely dangerous. There ought to have been some kind of Presidential citation for this guy. No man, on any battlefield, in any war, has ever placed himself in more peril than that guy did. It is one of the many things that makes me proud to be an American.
A woman I once dated told me that any woman who is over a size 10 thinks she is fat. I don't even know what a size 10 is, but let's accept her premise for a moment and wonder, why don't ALL women, who are over a size 10, just assume they look fat in anything, and not ever ask that kind of question? Hmmmmm?
The participation here on idog seems to me to be overwhelmingly female. I have never undersood why. Maybe there really are a lot of men here but, just as in real life, few of us are able to get a word in edgewise. A man, to be sure, would never ask his SO if an outfit he had on made him look fat because, well, we just don't care. I know I am fat and I don't need my wife to confirm it. I got a pretty good clue when, late last year, she signed us both up at a health club. So, ladies, when you ask, do you REALLY want to know?