Does Anyone Have A Family Swear Word?

They are such mimics ... lol ... yep and we had to make up some too - like Fondumatz (cause we always said the "F" word and this started with "F") and MotherJumper (even though we don't use the real word too much, this was a catchy "cuss").  Things that come out of the mouths of babes ... [8|]

That's too funny! How did you train yourselves to use them? []  DH and I have started using "crikey" After watching Croc Hunter and making fun of the word for so long, it started to become normal usage for us. [8|]

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 and MotherJumper (even though we don't use the real word too much, this was a catchy "cuss")

I do the same thing, only I say MotherFlower, and insted of sh**, I say sugernutts (me & my best friend Kay made that up last summer, for no reason really, just randomly)

This is sure to tick off some people. My friend, Lee, and I came up with the nastiest curse we could think of.
 
Ford-drivin', Clinton-supportin' Democrat.
 
You had to be there.
 

We have to find another way to say cuss words in our house and it started way before my niece was born thinks to someone saying the F word  which is Blue. Yeah Blue knows how to say F you and you can make it out when he does say it. He told my brother's puppy off one day and two other times when he gets upset he will say it.

Are you kidding?  I call it garage mouth.  Three sons and a husband that races cars and all their friends, I gave up as soon as they could pull up their own pants.  They know when and where they can use that language and I find myself using it when I'm really mad.  It was a proud moment when one of the twins got caught in kindergarten writing the "F" word on the bathroom wall. Even the Principle was impressed. lol,lol   Think I'll start using Ron's words at work.  lol,lol

my family (of italians) calls "passing gas" a "boop"
 
I've never seen a girls' face get so grossed out then when my brother (at the age of 5) told our babysitter that he "booped in his pants."

These aren't cuss words but we had all sorts of names for bodily functions and body parts when we were young.  A poop was "bumble"...a fart was an "airbiscuit"....boobs were "Nee Naws".....When I was really young and I got this super hero costume for Christmas one year that was  basically a bikini.  I remember telling my older cousins about how I got  Nee Naw holder for Christmas and they laughed their A**es off about that one! 
 
I remember another time that when I was really young and we were in Hawaii and we went to this black sand beach sort of in the middle of nowhere.  There were these people doing exercises in the nude on the rocks over at the edge of the beach, dumbells and all.  My brother said the infamous words, "Mom, all that lady had on was boots and her furpatch"....
 
OK...I better stop before I get myself in trouble.....[&:] 
 
I can't think of any of the others right now but as youngsters those were our made up words for things we weren't supposed to say in public but talked about all the time!

Now that I think about it some more, I once worked with a guy who had so learned to curb his cursing that he used his family-acceptable words at work. Imagine a big, burly eletctrician when frustrated spurting out the word, "bat tinkle!"
 

Son of a biscuit eater
hello mary
sugar
 

son of a biscuit eater is a personal favorite of mine.
 
I also imitate Yosemite Sam and ramble on words that make no sense. I don't have kids at home, but I've tried to clean up my language lately.

A lot of my work involves working in schools, sometimes while there are students. I have curb my tongue. Plus, if I keep my mouth shut, I will learn the new curse words from the students.
 

I never knew swear words even existed until we moved to California. Some time around 4th or 5th grade I think I saw a misspelled F word...and asked about it. Then my parents had to explain the concept of swear words to me.

Now you know why I'm so weird. []

When I was raising my son, we'd make up swear words. I still do it. Rackenfrackenmutherruckers!

I also have said "Dang it" and "Gosh darn it!" for so long that I still do, mostly. And I've even been heard to say "Fiddle faddle!" quite often. Though I know it sounds really stupid, but even stupider coming out of my 6' 4" truck driver boyfriend!! He "got" it from me, LOL!!

Oh, and he taught me "Dirty Cotton Rock Suckers!" but that one is dangerous because you can say it RIGHT by accident! [8|]

My daughter has found her own...from Spongebob...I quite like it...she says instead of dammit...
"Tartar Sauce!"
 
As for me I have resorted to using rabbit cuss words from the book "watership down". I say "Oh, fer Frith's Sake!" instead of the f bomb.
 
i will also use German..."scheisse"...or Scottsh..."shite". "Friggin", "dingleberry", & "nong-nong" ...are also a personal faves.