Does Anyone Have A Family Swear Word?

• He is The Boss Posted : 5/31/2006 12:03:28 AM I also love from Dickie Roberts.. Nuckin Futs!!!   And another from Spongebob.. Oh barnacles! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Julie Byers Posted : 5/31/2006 12:25:09 AM [sm=rotfl.gif]I haven't laughed this hard in, well.....a couple days at least I'm sure.  We knew if we didn't get our adult mouths in order then the kids would be dropping the f-bomb in Wally's or someother place.  If I can get one laughing at some ridiculous word, usually it is enough to curb the desire to swear.  My daughter recently asked me when she was old enough to say 'crap'.  So in the car by ourselves we had a contest to see how many 'crap' words we could come up with.  It started with 'craptacular' and ended somewhere around 'crapilicious'.  I try to pick a private venue once in a while so she doesn't feel the need to sneak.  Farts are 'barking spiders' Female chests are 'WhoHaws' Bottoms are 'OreoEscapeHatches' Burps are 'Bellyquacks' We are really quite stunted around our house.    Jules 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 5/31/2006 6:02:01 AM how many 'crap' words we could come up with.   I have one to add. "The set of prints for the project I'm on." That equals "crap," though it is a bit wordy.   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• magilacudy Posted : 5/31/2006 6:47:54 AM I'm bad, really bad. I never swore NEVER. I tell you the truth, until about 5 years ago. I would say the word for poop and the other word for bum. But I am really bad at saying "Fricken"  "son of a pup"   "crap" "darn it"  "B!$ch"   I wish I could stop and realize before I say it, because my boys do say "fricken"  I blame my husband. LOL He's a trucker. [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• RileysMommy Posted : 5/31/2006 8:02:08 AM Tears are coming down my face from these ... I needed this laugh.  Jeano - I would probably be scared using that last one too - I'd slip and say it the right way I know it - lol.   Another one I thought of last night - we call people Goobers instead of a bad word.  Also instead of the "f" bomb - we say Go bang on a drum ... LOL.  I have the girls at work saying it.  I think the bosses are catching on.  [8|] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Nik Posted : 5/31/2006 10:12:35 AM A friend of mine uses  "cheese and Crackers" infront of her son.  0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Nadine Treadway Posted : 5/31/2006 10:42:09 AM This cracks me up! I love reading everybodys "special words" []! We didn't have any as kids, my parents didn't swear around us and once we learned "the words" in school or kindergarten we knew better than to use them at home []! One incident a couple months ago had me laughing out loud though! We were at my aunts house for the weekend. Joey was just a little pup, maybe 4 months old. My cousin (4 years) old was petting Joey as he flipped on his back to get some belly rubs... my little baby cousin points at him and says "Joey has grey sweets!" Oh my!!! hahahahaha[] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• probe1957 Posted : 5/31/2006 11:06:27 AM This thread is hilarious.   When my nearly 30 year old was just little, before he could say "mommy" or "daddy," he could, plain as day say, "Go# dam#".  Those were the only word he said that anyone could understand.  I am sure he picked it up from his mother. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• RileysMommy Posted : 5/31/2006 11:16:06 AM Billy that makes me laugh because when my nephew was small he had a hard time with "b's" and "f's" (we later found out he had fluid in one ear and he had to have tubes put in).  Once, when he was about 2 he came running into the dining room where we were all having dessert, and said "Babie (Mary) I just made a froken hole".  Of course I had all I could do to say to him "What did you just say" and not laugh in his face, and he repeated it.  We finally figured out he made a broken hole in the closet ... he was using his "hammie" and he hammered a hole in the wall.  Mind you it was a plastic hammer, but grandpa was doing some work in the closet and there was a little hole to which my nephew proceeded to enlarge [8|].  We laughed for days.   Mary 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• probe1957 Posted : 5/31/2006 11:42:28 AM LMAO.  Little kids.   I must be old.  All these kids you guys are reminding me of now have kids of their own.   When my nephew was little, he couldn't pronounce a 's'.  He just kind of ignored it.  The result of this little impediment is that he would pronounce "horse" as "whore."  I would tell the little guy to tell my future wife she is a horse.  He would say, "Aunt Jane, you a whore."  Or his mom, or grandma, whoever he was told to say that to.  We would all just crack up.   Of course, he had no idea WHY we were laughing, he only knew THAT we were laughing.  Little kids like that kind or response to their antics.  And it stayed hilarious, until we went to Wal Mart and, without prodding, he said, to the probably 70 year old cashier, "You a whore." 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jensw Posted : 5/31/2006 11:52:02 AM Billy, you reminded me of one of my former students.  When he was three, he was with his parents and a bunch of other people.  He was asked what his grandfather's name was.    He replied very proudly, "Dammit Bob"  His parents, shocked, said, "No, honey, his name is just Bob."  Kid: "Well, that's what grandma calls him."  LOL!    (name wasn't really Bob, either, but I didn't want to use his real name, just in case []) 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• RileysMommy Posted : 5/31/2006 12:41:08 PM Dammit Bob - LMAO   Horse - ROTFLMAO   Thanks for the good laughs! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• fuzzy_dogs_mom Posted : 5/31/2006 2:24:12 PM Gee whiz, Ron. Except for the *ford drivin'* part,  you described me pretty good. [][] I will only drive a Toyota. Joyce & Max 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• fizzlbriches Posted : 5/31/2006 3:19:00 PM Well, I have no kids of my own but several in the family.....it is hard to change a habit.  I say "farfennugen" alot. Another family favorite is "Thats nice, that REAL nice" which basically mean F you or go F off.   Unfortunatly I made one up that still contained the F word (conf***ered-up) and now my dad says it. I said it in front of mom (she loved it and uses it often so dad picked it up) once dad said it in front of me and I actually said "Hey, thats my made up word" Then I felt like an idiot for admiting it cuz we don't use that language in front of dad. LOL   Another: Beaver-Dammit (no N in Dam*) 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jensw Posted : 5/31/2006 3:30:21 PM Is it wrong that I think your login name would make a good swear word, fizzlbriches?  I pronounce it Fizzel-britches. [sm=proud.gif] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login