PG joke enclosed..."make a sentance from your birthday"

    • Gold Top Dog
    This is hilarious! [sm=rotfl.gif]
     
     
    I slapped a pickle because I was drunk!
    • Gold Top Dog
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    I had sex with a merman because I hate my family.

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    • Gold Top Dog
    Merman eh? Now...I've had my fantasies about AQUAman..hmm...
     
    coulda' been worse, like having sex with ETHEL MERMAN...haha! [:-]
    • Gold Top Dog
    Ethel Merman? Now I'm DEFINATELY scarred for life. [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    I don't like this game.  No matter what color I wear I can't change my sentence.
     
    I murdered my dog because that's they way I roll. ~pout, pout~
    • Gold Top Dog
    Well there's no other thing to do...you MUST simply change your birthday to a different month and day....lol! I'm sure all it takes is a form or two...teehee...
     
    Hey can we change our birth YEAR? I'm thinking 1980 sounds better than my 1975...hmmm
     

    • Gold Top Dog
    ~L~ I'm taking over DH's birthday.  His is much better & more like me. ~LOL~
     
    I danced with a fireman because I'm sexy & I do what I want. ~satisfied grunt~ ~L~
    • Gold Top Dog
    1975??!?  It seems like everyone is getting younger and I'm getting older.  I'll admit my year, I didn't pick it so I can't complain:  1967
    WOW!  I think I will stop at 40.  Jules
    • Gold Top Dog
    Yay!  Thanks for reposting.  Now I can play too....
     
    I did the macarena with a fireman because I'm not homosexual
    • Gold Top Dog
    Well thats just great...

    I had sex with a homeless guy because I was high
    • Silver
    I did th emacarena with a monster because I can't control myself...
    No worries people I'm wearing a dress... not sitting around topless!
    • Gold Top Dog
    I MURDERED A GOAT BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
    GOD I'M SICK!!![sm=biggrin.gif]
    • Gold Top Dog
    I did th emacarena with a monster because I can't control myself...
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    This is so fun to read!
    • Gold Top Dog
    Mine is...
     
    I slapped my sister because the voices told me too.
     
    Dont have a sister, but I use that saying the voices told me too all the t[font="times new roman"]ime when I'm in trouble.[:D][/font]
     
     
    • Gold Top Dog
    Wow, so Gina, are we old?  It's weird because I hear someone's age on TV or the news, ya know, 31 year old sleeps with 16 year old high school boy and I'm like, god she's old.... but that's how old I am!!!!  lol....  guess that means I haven't accepted it yet eh?