PG joke enclosed..."make a sentance from your birthday"

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    PG joke enclosed..."make a sentance from your birthday"

    Ya know....I thought about it...and it's simply not PC enough...lol...so nevermind...if you'd like to play then you can PM me...if I can turn that feature on without tearing my hair out haha!
     
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    Here is mine:
    "I danced with my dog, because I was drunk"...hmm...that's actually happened! [:D]
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    LOL This is too funny!! I cant wait to read everyones sentence!
    Heres mine :

    "I tripped over a homeless guy, because I was high!"[:o] lol
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    Aww man, yours is funnier than mine...lol! There are some BAD combos on there aren't there?
     
    My husband's (yeah I called him to see what color shirt he has on!):
    "I choked on a baseball bat because that's how I roll"
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    OMG!! Thats the best one yet! I gotta call DH!!
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    Ahahahaha OMG this is so fun I LOVE it!! Im crazy I know but Im seriously getting a kick out of this!!! Woohoo!
     
    Okay heres DH :
     
    "I danced with a banana, because thats how I roll."
     
    I love this one heres my mom :
     
    "I choked on a homeless guy, because Im NOT homosexual."
     
     

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    Omg...your Mom's...lmao...
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    I know I have a dirty mind so I had fun with that one... she did too...[:)]
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    Mine stinks,
    I slapped a cd because I hate myself.
    That's no fun at all.
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    [:D]lol, Jen, its funny if you picture it in your head...
     
    Its such a silly thing....
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    Hee hee! I love mine:
     
    I kicked Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want! [sm=lol.gif]
     
     
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    I just asked my sister what color she was wearing so that I could do one for her which is,
    I kissed a gangster because i'm sexy and  I do what I want.

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    Mine is too horrible to tell you. So I'll wait until tomorrow and perhaps I'll have a better color on! Though the first part of the sentence is the horrible part..."I slapped my dog...." I'd NEVER slap my dog!!!!!!
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    Gina, that is NOT FAIR!!!!  I want to make a sentence!
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    Okay, I am having one of those 'miss the boat' days, I'm lost, dazed, and very confused.  What the hecka are y'all doin??  I don't get it....:((  I wanna play!!!!    Jules