PG joke enclosed..."make a sentance from your birthday"

• Julie Byers Posted : 5/3/2006 11:32:35 PM <------Lost and left out and jealous....please draw biiig pix and use short words....Jules 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bluelighting Posted : 5/3/2006 11:33:20 PM I'm going to join you in that boat, Jules. I'm lost too and I would like to lay too. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Julie Byers Posted : 5/3/2006 11:48:23 PM I just called my doctor complaining about not getting it and he thought I said not getting ANY so he sez swing by for an extra annual, and I say wut on earth for?? And He sez jeeeze lady no wunder you dont get any. . . . . .  laffin!!!!   Jules 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• rwbeagles Posted : 5/4/2006 7:22:51 AM Just PM me and I can send you the instructions..lol.   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• rredbird Posted : 5/4/2006 7:36:08 AM Cool I get to play, here goes....   I slapped a gangster because I hate my family   (or it could be)     I slapped a gangster because that's how I roll.      Depends on if you consider my shirt orange or salmon!      Too funny!  thanks for the laughs Gina. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• magilacudy Posted : 5/4/2006 7:58:34 AM I played with a goat because I hate my family. [8|] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• amstaffy Posted : 5/4/2006 8:05:11 AM Gina,  lease re-post. I read the original and didn't think it offensive..besides, everyone is posting their results so it kind of defeats the purpose of removing it 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• rwbeagles Posted : 5/4/2006 8:15:25 AM re-posting with Jaime's OKay! I didn't write it so grammar and spelling I can't take blame or credit for lol! Enjoy... ===================================================== Pick the month u were born January--i kicked Febuary--i loved March--i played with April--i did the macarena with May--i danced with June--i murdered July--i had sex with August--I slapped September--i choked on October--I tripped over November--i yelled at December--I kissed Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------chuck norris 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a gangster 6-------a mexican 7-------a llama 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------a paper clip 12-------a banana 13-------A homeless guy 14-------a merman 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a football player 21-------a ninja 22-------a fireman 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a baseball bat 26-------my sister 27-------a cd 28-------my science teacher 29-------a permanent marker 30-------my cell phone 31-------An iPod Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White------Because i was high. Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because Im cool. Gray--------Because thats how i roll. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange----Because i hate my family. Other-------Because that's how I roll. none------Because i cant control myself Now, put the phrases together to create a sentance and post it in the subject line 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• sharismom Posted : 5/4/2006 9:10:04 AM Thanks for re-posting it - I only saw it briefly and didn't write it down, so I forgot!   Anyway...   I did the macarena with myself because I'm sexy and do what I want! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Julie Byers Posted : 5/4/2006 9:26:43 AM OMG laffin!!   "I had sex with a fireman because someone offered me a million dollars!" Yeeayyy now I get it!    If only . . . .     Jules 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• janobonano Posted : 5/4/2006 9:31:35 AM [sm=lame.gif] Mine's not as funny as other people's, but here it is...   I played with myself because I was drunk and I'm cool. [8|] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• rwbeagles Posted : 5/4/2006 9:33:59 AM Oh I dunno...that's a pretty good one lol! I'm glad you folks are having fun with i! [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• sarah crompton Posted : 5/4/2006 10:34:03 AM Ok Ok my turn....... I HAS SEX WITH A PAPER CLIP BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK!!!!! [sm=biggrin.gif]   I like this game, good one Gina!!!!  0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• tashakota Posted : 5/4/2006 11:37:01 AM My turn, my turn! I loved a paperclip because I hate my family...    lol.. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• fuzzy_dogs_mom Posted : 5/4/2006 12:52:25 PM Glad I wasn't the only one who didn't get it. I thought for sure the redhead must be having a *blond* day. [] OK - I had sex with my science teacher because I was drunk and I was high. I would have had to have been - I went to Catholic school and my science teacher was a NUN! [][] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login