Fabulous cures for crankiness ...

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    Fabulous cures for crankiness ...

    1. Walk the dog
    2. Empty the garbage
    3. Play with the dog
    4. Write to a long lost friend
    5. Groom the dog
    6. Take a bath
    7. Chop vegetables
    8. Prune a tree
    9. Draw a portrait of the dog
    10. Investigate an unfamiliar ailse in the grocery store
    11. Turn up the stereo and dance in the bathroom
    12. Suck on ice
    13. Tell the dog a story
    14. Look in the mirror and ask yourself how you can make the rest of your day feel great
    15. Put on makeup and fix your hair
    16. Give the dog a massage
    17. Tell someone you love them
    18. Clean out a drawer
    19. Drape a beautiful peice of fabric over the computer monitor

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    Love this thread.... Home sick today
     
    1. Ask the cat and the dog to snuggle with you
    2.Finish a looming project
    3.Do your homework early
    4.Watch your favorite childhood movie
    5.Eat a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich
    6.Call your best friend and tell her you love her for no reason what so ever[sm=floating.gif]
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    Go for a hike with the dogs
    Order up a doggy play day and let your dogs romp with their friends
    Go for a bike ride (make a pit stop for ice cream!)
    Get any form of exercise in general
    Clean - particularly the litter box
    Read a book
    Shut off the phone
    Sit in the hot tub
    Toss the frisbee around for the dogs.
    Watch my dog wiggle his butt with joy just because I smiled at him.
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    Have a really big margarita!
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    Get some nookie!
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    Get some nookie!
    ORIGINAL: rwbeagles

    Get some nookie!

     
    The only cure substantiated by prospective double-blinded  randomized trials ;)
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    Oh, you like it blinded, eh? [;)]

    My personal guilty escape-it-all pleasure: a smoothie (Jamba Juice!) in a hot tub, or barring that a hot bath. With a book. I will soak for hours.
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    talk to a much loved friend/soulmate
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    ORIGINAL: ottoluv

    Get some nookie!
    ORIGINAL: rwbeagles

    Get some nookie!


    The only cure substantiated by prospective double-blinded  randomized trials ;)


    Kelly, I just love how you bring a scientfic authenticity to this stuff. [sm=rotfl.gif][sm=floating.gif]
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    I don't recommend randomized nookie tho...
    Surgeon General told me that leads to intense burning and itching...or worse! Be careful out there folks!
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    The first panel of this comic tends to fix things right up for me:





    Also: carbs and lots of them.
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    "Superfragalistic Vibrations" [sm=rotfl.gif][sm=rotfl.gif]

    That might be a factor in the nookie thing too.....I'm just sayin'.
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    Oh, you like it blinded, eh?

     
    Oh my, this thread could take a naughty turn........
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    yeah the vibrations thing...lol.
    Well we have more sensitive members so I won't go there but I did laugh and it was definitely lascivious when I did...he he he.
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    yanno... people underestimate nookie.... sure you can run around the block with the dogs or a friend.... but sometimes it just isnt... violent... enough......

    however i'm left out cause my hubby is at work and its almost 100 degrees outside (yeah i know, "whaah whaah cry baby" from people out west lol) already groomed the dogs, cleaned cages, kids are napping, cant vacuum yet, dishes done, and all my friends are gone ... all three of them...

    but... wow... i DO have some Bailey's in the fridge.... and some chocolate ice cream..[:D]