Laying on the couch last night watchin TV, I see a strangely rhythmic and purposeful dust-bunny scoot across the floor. Then it changes directions and I jump up from the couch and say WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!? It was at least two inches long and the hairiest thing I have ever seen.
I saw it scurry into our bedroom and underneath our dresser. The hair is standing up on the back of my neck. Hubby was drifting off to sleep and sprung up when he heard me. I think he thought I was exaggerating when I told him how big the thing was, but when he got the flashlight and shined it on the thing, he was like, Holy cow!
It was smart enough to dodge him and the sharp stick he got to kill it with, eventually making a run for it and crawling into - MY GOD - MY SHOE!!!!! I was freaking out! For some reason my ankles felt tingly. He finally killed the damn thing and then promptly went to google it. LOL.
It was THIS!!! IMAGINE THIS crawling through your HOUSE! INTO YOUR SHOES! Into the room where you SLEEP at night!!!!
YEEEEEEESH! Googling for picks made me gag!!!! DO NOT WANT!!!!! DO NOT WANT!!!!!!