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Kissing >.< - Light adult topic

Xeph

Posted : 5/1/2007 2:59:02 PM

Ok, WHAT genius thought THIS was a good way to show one's desire and affection for another person!? Seriously!?

I have a stupid mini rant about this, and it's really bothering me so I have to get it out.

I hate kissing. Or rather, I hate kissing when somebody sticks their tongue in my mouth! How is that sexy!? How is that sensual!? How is that enjoyable?! I really want to know!

Now, I've made out with all of two men in my 21 years of life, and both times, I hated it. It's SO uncomfortable, I can't breathe, and again..the tongue thing. If a tongue comes near any part of my body with the exception of a certain part I thoroughly enjoy, I immediately shut down. Not kidding.

A tongue on my lip, ear, neck, etc... and the moment has literally just been lynched, shot, and decapitated. My response is immediate shut down because it just makes me go "Ewwwww!"

I realize kissing takes practice and what not (poor me with nobody to practice on), but WHY does the tongue have to go IN my mouth!? *Shudders* Just...ew! I'm certainly not averse to pecks here and there, and I do enjoy a kiss on the neck, but it's all so gross and slimy!

Whoever had this idea that this is the "Ideal way to show sensuality" should be bludgeoned with a lead pipe. Or in the case of this smiley, an errant violin[sm=violinplay1.gif]

dubilpie

Posted : 5/1/2007 3:34:13 PM

You just haven't been kissed by someone who knows how to do it right. [

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Xeph

Posted : 5/1/2007 3:37:37 PM

Well how the heck do I know if they're doing it right!? LOL! I don't even know that I'M doing it right!

jjsmom06

Posted : 5/1/2007 3:47:30 PM

Well how the heck do I know if they're doing it right!?

You will know.... TRUST ME.

i have only been with one man who truly did it right and if done correctly it is better than sex... [

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rwbeagles

Posted : 5/1/2007 3:48:10 PM

Agreed.
And I hope that one man is your DH...lmao.

lorib

Posted : 5/1/2007 3:51:26 PM

Trust me, it WILL get better with practice!

As fro the "ewww" factor, there are other things that ...occur...with sex that actually have a far higher "ewwwness". Believe me, with a little practice, the stuff gets REALLY, really good!

jjsmom06

Posted : 5/1/2007 3:52:58 PM

And I hope that one man is your DH...lmao.

Oh.. OF COURSE Gina [

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Disarray29

Posted : 5/1/2007 3:58:42 PM

I agree with everyone else. You will know when it's right. I've only been with one really good kisser, and it was amazing. Before him I didn't like it either. Although it seems like guys are really good at one thing and suck at everything else...I am still looking for the one who is good at everything.

cyclefiend2000

Posted : 5/1/2007 4:00:51 PM

I am still looking for the one who is good at everything.

sorry but i am married. [sm=rotfl.gif]

jjsmom06

Posted : 5/1/2007 4:01:19 PM

Although it seems like guys are really good at one thing and suck at everything else...I am still looking for the one who is good at everything

I had him once...[8|] too bad the timing in our lives was so "off".. but yes ladies.. there is SUCH A THING as a "total" package in that dept. It is just "rare"[

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espencer

Posted : 5/1/2007 4:04:51 PM

ORIGINAL: Xeph

I hate kissing. Or rather, I hate kissing when somebody sticks their tongue in my mouth! How is that sexy!? How is that sensual!? How is that enjoyable?! I really want to know!

It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaall in you mind [

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lorib

Posted : 5/1/2007 4:06:13 PM

ORIGINAL: jjsmom06

Although it seems like guys are really good at one thing and suck at everything else...I am still looking for the one who is good at everything

I had him once...[8|] too bad the timing in our lives was so "off".. but yes ladies.. there is SUCH A THING as a "total" package in that dept. It is just "rare"[]

The only problem is, if he's good at THAT, he sucks at everything else--like bring home a paycheck or keeping his eyes (and hands!) off your best friend!

Cita

Posted : 5/1/2007 4:23:48 PM

Lori, Ouch! Some bad experiences, eh?

To be totally honest, my BF is a horrible kisser 90% of the time. Xeph, I share your... unsettlement. But the BF makes up for it in other ways, for sure, so I'm willing to let it slide! [

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There are books on how to improve your sexual prowess... surely there are guides on becoming a better kisser, as well?

jjsmom06

Posted : 5/1/2007 4:29:53 PM

There are books on how to improve your sexual prowess... surely there are guides on becoming a better kisser, as well?

There are.. and just so we are being fair to both genders here.. ladies.. there are some EXCELLENT books out their to improve your skills as written by a gay man... [

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i think both genders can and should work harder to please their partners. Sex surely is far from the thing that should matter most in a good relationship, but it is very important.

Hunterwayit

Posted : 5/1/2007 4:39:00 PM

Haha this thread cracks me up but it does remind me when I met what I thought was a "perfect" man he had a lovely dog(well trained) he drove a wicked truck and had a lovely house but then it happened he kissed like a gold fish it was the most horrible experience of my life. So I would imagine Xeph you have just encountered bad kissers when you met a good kisser the tounge won't be gross it will be sensual