Kissing >.< - Light adult topic

It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaall in your mind []

 
Oh yeah Espencer?  When a guy sticks his tongue in my mouth, all I can think of is this pink worm rooting around in there, trying to pick off my lone filling.  AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
 

There are books on how to improve your sexual prowess... surely there are guides on becoming a better kisser, as well?

 
I actually have a sex bible, and it is 495 pages long (when you don't count the glossary and what not).  1000+ pictures xD  All very very tastefully done though, I must say

Here is one for every woman's shelf.
 
[linkhttp://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780806519258&itm=1]http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780806519258&itm=1[/link]
 
Enjoy!

I love you Truley, LOL!

It will only take one really good kiss for you to like kissing. []
 
I've had all kinds of kissers, most of them bad. I've had:
 
The Thrusting Tongue Kisser - someone who seems to think the tongue is an internal jabbing sword of some sort. This person will just move their tongue back and forth. NOT side-to-side, just back and forth.
 
The Snake Kisser - this person's tongue turns into a snake upon open mouth entry and will put their tongue ALL OVER your mouth and teeth.
 
The Dead Kisser - the tongue DIES upon entry. This person seems to think my mouth is his tongues coffin, as his tongue will just lay there, motionless, while mines tries to revive it.
 
The Drunk Kisser - one of the worst in my opinion. The tongue can really end up anywhere if you are unfortunate enough to experience this. He/She will often think your ear is your mouth, maybe even your eye socket. Disgusting.
 
The Messy Kisser - yuck. One of my worst. This kisser is a wet kisser. He/She will get saliva all over your face. You will need a bib for this one.
 
The Soft Kisser - this persons kiss will be as soft and gentle as a breeze and will leave you wanting more. This is one of my favorites.
 
The Passionate Kisser - this kiss is more aggressive in nature, but if you're lucky, you will be kissing someone who knows how to pull it off without jamming his tongue down your throat and getting saliva all over your face (see The Messy Kisser).
 
The erfect Kisser - this will be the person who is completely in sync with the way you kiss. He/She seems to know exactly what you like. 
 
Some of my worst have been the thrusting tongue kisser and the messy kissers. It has been rare that I've found a guy that I really enjoy kissing. I actually remember my first REALLY good kiss. I was 18 and at a party. This guy and I were talking, drinking and flirting (a lovely combo) and he leaned in to kiss me. I swear, just rememebering that kiss sends fuzzies all over me. It was so perfect, so sweet. I had NEVER been kissed like that before and I had had a BF all through high school! Nothing ever went anywhere with him. We had just been flirting, but to this day he holds the title for my best kiss ever.
 
When I was 22, I was dating this guy who was a good kisser too. He and I were in sync everytime we kissed. It was perfect harmony. Great kissing memories. []
 
The guy I'm dating now, I had to adjust. It was so . . . aggressive. I mean, I can handle that, but not ALL the time. He knows no other way to kiss. I have tried to calm him down, and it has worked a little bit, but my gosh. I would have to pull back just to breathe. 
 
Eventually, you'll find someone who takes your breath away, literally, with their kiss . . in a good way. [] 
 
 
 
 

[sm=vomit03.gif]I don't like "tongue in the mouth", either!!
 
now, that doesn't mean i don't like kissing.  i DO.  but i don't like tongue shoving AT ALL.  i like lip sucking, and if you're really good, you can run your tongue over my lips, but don't stick it in my mouth.  i'll bite it!  stick it just about anywhere else[], but not my mouth.
 
sadly, the best kisser i ever knew was NOT my husband.... i would fall in love with this guy every time he kissed me- really!!-  but he was a complete idiot who had no idea about me or my lifestyle.  to this day, i'm not sure how we ended up "doing it".... 
 
physicality is not all that important to me in a relationship.  i'd prefer that you stroke my mind.[]

Sylvia... reading your list made me start to laugh out loud. But I'm running a psych study right now and my participants are diligently filling out questionnaires, so it would be *highly* unprofessional of me to burst out laughing. Instead I made some funny snorting noises and make them all turn to look up at me. I think my cover's blown.

ORIGINAL: Cita

Sylvia... reading your list made me start to laugh out loud. But I'm running a psych study right now and my participants are diligently filling out questionnaires, so it would be *highly* unprofessional of me to burst out laughing. Instead I made some funny snorting noises and make them all turn to look up at me. I think my cover's blown.

 
[] That means you must relate to some of them.
 
I swear, I will never forget this one HORRIBLE kiss I had. He was the Thrusting Tongue Kisser. This guy had been a friend and we were both attracted to each other as more so we decided to start dating. It lasted all of one date. We were better as friends, but his kiss sealed it. He kissed me at the end of the night  and I just about gagged. It ruined it all for me. All of a sudden there was this poking, slimy thing in my mouth. What was he DOING? What move is that?! That is not a kiss! I felt so bad for him for not knowing how to kiss and bad for me for having to endure it.  

do you know what i don't understand at all??? 
 
people who don't pay attention to how you react!  you know, like what sylvia described- if that guy had been paying attention, he might have known that she was dismayed and tried to adjust.......!
 
i try (or tried, before marriage stole my opportunities[]) to observe how my partner is responding, and adjust my technique accordingly.  the best kissers will WATCH you, and when it's obvious you like something, REPEAT!

ORIGINAL: ashland

 I would have to pull back just to breathe. 

 
Or to keep you from falling over right.  Sometimes my BF gets like this and I always end up loosing my balance. 

That means you must relate to some of them.

My dear, sweet, wonderful boyfriend, who is so talented with so many other parts of his body, is a tried-and-true Dead Kisser. Sigh. Although he does have potential - there have been 4 times I can count when for some reason he just "had it." Guess it's time for more practice! []

Oh my Lord, Sylvia. I laughed out loud at your post. I think I may copy and paste that into a document and save it. Your descriptions and analogies were too perfect!! I, too, have experienced all of those, and will admit that the 'Dead Kisser' and 'Messy Kisser' were just dreadful for me.
 
To Xeph, I will wholeheartedly agree that there is that person out there who's kissing "skills" will match up perfectly with yours. You will find it!! Most of the time,  you just have to get through a few bad ones to get there!

people who don't pay attention to how you react! you know, like what sylvia described- if that guy had been paying attention, he might have known that she was dismayed and tried to adjust.......!

i try (or tried, before marriage stole my opportunities) to observe how my partner is responding, and adjust my technique accordingly. the best kissers will WATCH you, and when it's obvious you like something, REPEAT!

I AGREE 100%!!!!  Why can't people follow the cues.. what is so hard about that? I will make SURE you know what I want and how I want it if you just pay attention.

i like lip sucking, and if you're really good, you can run your tongue over my lips, but don't stick it in my mouth.

See... I don't get this.. my favorite part of kissing with someone who knows how is  a very specific way of tongues joining.. when done correctly it can bring major shivers up my spine (and apparantly my dh's too cuz it never fails to bring a deep moan from the depths of his soul []) ...

Sylvia.. I too am dying over your post! LMAO!  [sm=rofl.gif]

Yeah, but see, I've been with and kissed all of TWO men my entire life (How sad is that?!)
 
I think I could learn to enjoy kissing, but the tongue thing?  I really dunna see it happening.  The texture...is ucky.  That's like another thing I do...I'll do it because a guy enjoys it...but the texture...is ucky!
 
I sound like I'm five...saying things are "Ucky" LOL!
 
And I hope you don't mean watch watch..cause that's creepy o.O

I think that some folks view kissing all wrong. My way of thinking is this… If he is talented with his tongue in my mouth, then he will very likely be equally as talented with his tongue elsewhere.[sm=blush.gif][sm=blush.gif][sm=blush.gif]
Just my thoughts, but, my theory hasn#%92t failed me yet.
 
The current BF is an aggressive kisser. He is pushy & sometimes he gets a little ahead of himself, but I am equally as aggressive, so it suits me fine. I will say that he is very, very gifted.
 
For the record, I am a watcher!

well, i sort of mean "watch" watch...  i don't mean stare like a stalker or anything, but he or she who kisses me needs to be aware of whether or not i'm actually into it.  of course, there are other signals that i'm enjoying it besides my face, such as my grinding hips, but if i'm looking at the clock on the wall instead of having my eyes half closed, then you need to respond to that![][]
 
ETA in response to bevolasvegas:  zeal with the tongue in the kissing dept may translate well to other areas, but i still don't like to have tongue fights...  i prefer that people display their zeal by biting.  then i know i'm getting [sm=censored.gif] and not some mushy lovey dovey crap[]