Embarrassing Moments

• Embarrassing Moments magilacudy Posted : 4/3/2007 4:29:49 PM My hair dressers best friend started dating this guy. She spent the night at his place and in the morning he told her to take her time and leave when she was ready. He had to go in to work, so he told her to lock the door behind her. He leaves and she has to go number 2. She goes and the toilet will not flush. She was not about to leave a turd in the bowl for this hot guy to come home to, so she pulled it out and put it in a baggie. She writes him a nice note saying how much she enjoyed the night and can't wait to see him again. So she leaves and locks the door, forgeting her poop bag on the counter next to the note. Of course she could not get back in the house. She never heard from him again.   Got any other good ones? LIKE 61 REPLIES 2412 VIEWS LAST POST BENEDICT Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Chuffy Posted : 4/3/2007 4:32:42 PM Nothing that tops that one!!!!!!   [][][][][][][][][]   [:'(][:'(]   Are you sure it was "your hairdressers friend"?  Hmm..... [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jjsmom06 Posted : 4/3/2007 4:33:34 PM OMG THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!![sm=rotfl.gif]   Unfortunately I have LOTS of persoanl ones...but NONE I am willing to share![]  0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• magilacudy Posted : 4/3/2007 4:34:55 PM Are you sure it was "your hairdressers friend"?  Hmm     lol oh yeah, I would have left it in the bowl.[] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• magilacudy Posted : 4/3/2007 4:36:17 PM Unfortunately I have LOTS of persoanl ones...but NONE I am willing to share![]   Oh come on, we wont tell anyone. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jjsmom06 Posted : 4/3/2007 4:39:53 PM Oh come on, we wont tell anyone.   I think this place is just "slightly" TOO public for me to share... only my coworkers, DH and GOD know about these things and I think I will keep it that way! []    0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• cakana Posted : 4/3/2007 4:47:12 PM All I've got to say is, man, I'm glad I'm not dating anymore [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• snownose Posted : 4/3/2007 4:51:45 PM All I've got to say is, man, I'm glad I'm not dating anymore     You can say that again..........[] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• TinaK Posted : 4/3/2007 4:57:51 PM [sm=rotfl.gif][sm=rotfl.gif][sm=rotfl.gif] I can picture him opening the baggy with this content lovers' smile.... and then - > [sm=vomit03.gif] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• rwbeagles Posted : 4/3/2007 5:04:34 PM Lol as with the secrets thread..."if I told you..I'd..." ...I think we all know the end of that little gem!   [sm=lol.gif]  [sm=devil.gif] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• sierra2002 Posted : 4/3/2007 5:08:34 PM [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Nope - nothing beats that!! LOL 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• probe1957 Posted : 4/3/2007 5:19:07 PM ORIGINAL: angeltrudelle Oh come on, we wont tell anyone.   She told me a story Angel about a, shall I say, little bowel malfunction she had.  Do you think I should share that with the rest of the class?  [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Debbie R Posted : 4/3/2007 5:20:50 PM [sm=rotfl.gif]OMG that is too funny! That is what I would call a SH***Y date! Next time tell her to pour a pot of water into the bowl, that will flush it. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jjsmom06 Posted : 4/3/2007 5:21:09 PM She told me a story Angel about a, shall I say, little bowel malfunction she had. Do you think I should share that with the rest of the class?   Billy..you ONLY WISH you knew the story...you NEVER heard it because you REFUSED to tell me YOUR embarrasing bowel malfunction story....remember? [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• probe1957 Posted : 4/3/2007 5:23:19 PM ORIGINAL: jjsmom06 Billy..you ONLY WISH you knew the story...you NEVER heard it because you REFUSED to tell me YOUR embarrasing bowel malfunction story....remember? []   Do you think for a minute that I will let a little detail like that keep me from telling a good story? 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login