Ed - Your Wife Called...

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    ORIGINAL: jjsmom06

    I am the hot chick at the dog park.


    Ok...well every single comment I was GOING to make on your statement Kate made me sound like a Lesbian [;)]...

     
    Hey, if you convert, I will.  [;)]
     

      According to Stella, when SHE does that you beg for more.



    LMAO!!!!!  Stella is actually Ed's current wife, Pat was his previous one who lawyers raped him... but like you I also did heard rumors that Ed liked it![8D]

     
    LOL that was my point.  Obviously during the divorce Ed developed a taste for pain and had to find someone to satisfy it.  Enter Stella.  [:D]
     
    Kate
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    ORIGINAL: Benedict

    LOL that was my point.  Obviously during the divorce Ed developed a taste for pain and had to find someone to satisfy it.  Enter Stella.  [:D]

    Kate


    Ok Kate, so I'm a closet Goth.  I'll admit it, I'm a bauhaus fan, and Robert Smith's painful lyrics make me wither in my own misery.  But one thing you'll never get me to admit is that I'm a Morrissey fan!
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    LOL that was my point. Obviously during the divorce Ed developed a taste for pain and had to find someone to satisfy it. Enter Stella.

     
    ROFLMAO!![sm=rotfl.gif]
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    You guys know, of course, that you're giving Stella ideas.
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    ORIGINAL: Xerxes
    But one thing you'll never get me to admit is that I'm a Morrissey fan!


     
    I think you just did.  Which song did you and Stella dance to at your wedding, "Girlfriend in a Coma" or "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"?
     
    Kate
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    I have never seen a hot guy at a dog park.

    I just met one of the hottest local guys at the dog park the other day.  By himself... with a well-trained Shiba...  Hmm... now I'm daydreaming... the potential of that union...(still looking for an excuse to borrow Kate's wedding dress. Billy, put your hand down.)
     
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    ORIGINAL: Benedict

    ORIGINAL: Xerxes
    But one thing you'll never get me to admit is that I'm a Morrissey fan!



    I think you just did.  Which song did you and Stella dance to at your wedding, "Girlfriend in a Coma" or "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"?

    Kate


    Actually we didn't dance at the wedding.  She's got less rhythm than I do.  We did do a private version of the Lambada though.  And actually she really wanted to play "How Soon is Now" but apparently in Vegas they don't have any bands that can do a competent cover of it.  Not that it would have mattered, the both of us were too soused to notice much of anything.

    Funny thing is her dad told me that she was named after a brew meister he met during the war.  He didn't elaborate though.
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    I just met one of the hottest local guys at the dog park the other day. By himself... with a well-trained Shiba... Hmm... now I'm daydreaming... the potential of that union.

     
    Well..so I guess it just depends on where you are from huh? Hot Southern California guys don't seem to hang out too much at the dog park...
     
    Paige..is your pm mailbox still full? I have been trying to respond to a pm of yours for days now
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    but apparently in Vegas

     
    I had no idea you two were married in Vegas... I thought it was a small wedding with just the closest family and friends in her parents backyard in Virginia...not sure how I got that so wrong...  I am so confused [sm=uhoh.gif]
     
      Funny thing is her dad told me that she was named after a brew meister he met during the war.  He didn't elaborate though.


     
    STELLA????????  LMAO!!!!!!![sm=rotfl.gif]  That was a great one...where do people come up with these things?? [8D]
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    ORIGINAL: jjsmom06

    but apparently in Vegas


    I had no idea you two were married in Vegas... I thought it was a small wedding with just the closest family and friends in her parents backyard in Virginia...not sure how I got that so wrong...  I am so confused [sm=uhoh.gif]




    I really had no idea we were married in Vegas either, it was one wild and crazy weekend.  Then the photos arrived in the mail and she was so proud....yikes!  Thankfully our families are not traditional in any sense of the word.
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    Thankfully our families are not traditional in any sense of the word.

     
    Thank god for that!![;)]
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    Ed, I'm not so sure that your parents didn't mind just because they're not traditional.  I think they just saw Stella being an improvement on Pat.  Hell, a female warthog would be an improvement on Pat, but I am not sure you could have gotten Elvis to marry you to one of them.
     
    Kate
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    I am not sure you could have gotten Elvis to marry you to one of them.

    I wonder if you've mistaken Stella for the warthog in this equation....  although, warthogs are known to be hairy, so you may be right...
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    ORIGINAL: miranadobe

    I am not sure you could have gotten Elvis to marry you to one of them.

    I wonder if you've mistaken Stella for the warthog in this equation....  although, warthogs are known to be hairy, so you may be right...


    Hey, Stella shaves...Pat never learned how to appreciate soft supple skin-unless it was tanned and had alot of metal buckles and rivets in it.
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    ......the gym or the tattoo place

     
    I'm married so I have exercise equipment at home.