Ed - Your Wife Called...

    • Gold Top Dog
    Oye, the insults are flying here.........I guess, I'll just sit back and see what develops[8D]
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    Well, I had to strike back after all the things you guys (and I) said about the ex.


    OH come on Ed..I know you better than that..you are holding back WAY too much about your true feeling about Pat... she doesn't deserve to be the piece of TP you use to wipe your "a" with![;)]
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    I may be holding back but I have reason.  Her rich daddy hired the best team of lawyers in the world to flay every piece of living skin off of my back.  If I really said what I think of that blood sucker I might get myself into hotwater again. 
     
    Speaking of that, Billy, do you still have those "glamour shots" of Pat that I sent you?  I may need some countermeasures soon.
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    ORIGINAL: Xerxes
    Her rich daddy

     
    I always assumed YOU were the one with the rich daddy.  There has to be something that made you attractive to her.  [:)]
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    ORIGINAL: probe1957

    ORIGINAL: Xerxes
    Her rich daddy


    I always assumed YOU were the one with the rich daddy.  There has to be something that made you attractive to her.  [:)]

     
    I always thought it was my love of companion animals that attracted her to me.
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    I always thought it was my love of companion animals that attracted her to me.

     
    Well sure it is easy to think that since you met her at the dog park with your old Akita and her Chihuahua, and perhaps that was the initial "attraction" but I think she stayed for your intellect actually....
       
    • Gold Top Dog
    Speaking of Ed's intellect, did you know that when he first started going to the dog park he indeed did intend to pick up chicks.  He had misunderstood "dog" park and thought it indicated that ugly chicks hung out there.  Knowing his own limitations, as any good man does, he was intrigued...
     
    Edited to correct spelling.
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    Knowing his own limitations, as any good man does, he was intrigued...

     
    Does this mean you would have gone too Billy??[8|]
     
    [&o]Sorry..I am trying to be nice here like I promised but you make it hard for me when you throw something like that out there... 
    • Gold Top Dog
    Personal experience, I have never seen a hot guy at a dog park.
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: snownose

    Personal experience, I have never seen a hot guy at a dog park.

     
    Hot guys probably don't hang out anywhere you hang out.  [:D]
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    Personal experience, I have never seen a hot guy at a dog park.

     
    I actually have seen a few hotties..but it is rare. Same with women though too..not a whole lot of fantastic looking women there either!
     
     I actually have seen a in a specialty pet boutique book called "how to pick up someone at the dog park"   LMAO  [sm=rofl.gif]
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    Hot guys probably don't hang out anywhere you hang out.

     
     
    Oh, I know where they hang out at......the gym or the tattoo place..........just not at the dogpark[8D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: Xerxes

    I may be holding back but I have reason.  Her rich daddy hired the best team of lawyers in the world to flay every piece of living skin off of my back. 

     
    According to Stella, when SHE does that you beg for more.
     
    Kate
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    ORIGINAL: jjsmom06
    ..not a whole lot of fantastic looking women there either!

     
    I am the hot chick at the dog park.  [;)]
     
    Kate
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    I am the hot chick at the dog park.

     
    Ok...well every single comment I was GOING to make on your statement Kate made me sound like a Lesbian [;)]... so I will just say that perhaps dog parks in England are different than in the states...  
     
    I on the other hand am NEW to the dog park arena since JJ and Pru are my problem doggies and couldn't go until a few weeks ago, but most the women at my dog park are NOT going to win any beauty contests that is for sure!  When I actually set the standard for a great looking chick at my dog park you have to KNOW the standards are pretty low! [;)
     
      According to Stella, when SHE does that you beg for more.


     
    LMAO!!!!!  Stella is actually Ed's current wife, Pat was his previous one who lawyers raped him... but like you I also did heard rumors that Ed liked it![8D]