For Fun - Inappropriate Wedding Songs

ORIGINAL: Benedict

Thought of some more...

James - "Laid"..not appropriate and would be bad to play in front of any in-laws LOL. 

Kate

 
Oh Geez..  Kate I did play Laid at my own wedding (in '94)  For those of you that don't know it, it may be wildly INappropriate for Kate, but was wildly appropriate for me.  I got divorced in 2000!  (Oh and I LOVE Katie Malua - great choice!)
 
James - Laid
This bed is on fire with passion and love
The neighbors
complain about the noises above
But she only comes when
she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no
more
She said you're like a disease without any
cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a
bore, oh no

Ah you think you're so pretty
(eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Caught your hand
inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in
womens clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Line my
eyes and call me pretty

Moved out of the house so
you, you moved next door
I locked you out you cut a hole in
the wall
I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was
alone
You're driving me crazy when are you coming
home

Fantastic thread here Kate...why is it that I can think of all these fantastic songs the rest of the time but not now while I'm under the gun trying to post?

Ten Seconds to Love-Motley Crue
Blue Monday-Orgy (I like the Orgy version alot)
Letter to Elise-The Cure (Almost anything by them would be good though)
Me So Horny- 2Live Crew
Walking Away-Kix
Hell Bent for Leather-Judas Priest
Paranoid-Black Sabbath
Tracks of My Tears-Smokey Robinson
Manic Depression-Jimi Hendrix
There's a Tear in my Beer-Hank Williams (Sr.)

I'm sure there like a zillion more though...
 
ETA  Me and Julio down by the schoolyard-Paul Simon

Hahaha Christine, I do love that song.  []  I have it running through my head now.
 
Ed - A lot of Cure songs would be inappropriate, but some of them might fit.  "Just Like Heaven" in particular.  I love The Cure but my intended vetoed a Cure song lol.
 
Kate

[font="microsoft sans serif"][color=#990066]I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that)-Meatloaf (what is THAT? anyways?)

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Thank you Gina!  I've been wondering for years what "THAT" is!  [8D]
 
Kate, not so much for the reception, but perhaps for the send-off when you're leaving for the honeymoon:
 
Slide It In - Whitesnake   []
 
 

ORIGINAL: sharismom

Kate, not so much for the reception, but perhaps for the send-off when you're leaving for the honeymoon:
 
Slide It In - Whitesnake   []
 
 

 
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can't....speak.....laughing.....

Tina...I've decided that...."that" is the bane of most hetero males existence...that thing none do very well, but think they do...and when given instruction they take it personal....LMAO....yeah...it's fits into the song I think.

LMAO Gina - I don't think I will EVER be able to listen to that song again now!  Admittedly I haven't heard it in years lol.
 
Men always think they should win some kind of award for being good at that.  They can practise all they want, provided they don't object to me painting my nails or reading a good book at the same time.
 
Kate

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They do want awards don't they?
Personally I think us girls are more deserving of awards where that's concerned, for our roles...Oscars!

ORIGINAL: rwbeagles

Tina...I've decided that...."that" is the bane of most hetero males existence...that thing none do very well, but think they do...and when given instruction they take it personal....LMAO....yeah...it's fits into the song I think.

ROFL!! I have actually sat in on a discussion between DH (we weren't married at the time) and some of our friends where this was THE topic of conversation. This was discussed during our weekly get together. The advice men give to each other can be quite interesting.

--Sara

Kate, I LOVE your wedding song!  I'll have to look for some CD's here, loved Katie's voice.

Here's a few more:
Elvis - Heartbreak Hotel

Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

Wham - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
   and - Everything She Wants
  
George Michael - An Easier Affair, IMO this one is extremely inappropriate at a wedding, check it out.     [linkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUqWZVpu5PQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUqWZVpu5PQ[/link]
and - Freedom (not sure if it's Wham of GM)

The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha (wish your girlfriend was hot like me)

Editted to add:  KT Tunstall - Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree (love the lyrics, "No, no,..No, no, no, no You're not the one for me")
 
Stevie Wonder - Part Time Lover

Thanks, AJ! 
 
I'm glad so many of you like the song we picked.  Nice to have confirmation that it doesn't fall into the "inappropriate" category!
 
Kate

ORIGINAL: Xerxes

ETA Me and Julio down by the schoolyard-Paul Simon

I think the funniest thing about "Me and Julio" is that when interviewed about what it meant, Paul Simon said, "I have no idea! But I had the melody and had to put *something* to it!" Or something of that sort. There may be verses that make sense, but the entire song makes NO sense! LOL And it cracked me up that Paul Simon admitted it!

We all forgot "Third Rate Romance" Gosh, what a touching song! []

SAMMY KERSHAW
Third Rate Romance
(Russell Smith)

Sittin' in a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant
She was starin' at her coffee cup
He was tryin' to keep his courage up
By applyin' booze

And talk was small when they talked at all
They both knew what they wanted
There was no need to talk about it
They were old enough to scope it out
And keep it loose

She said, "You don't look like my type
But I guess you'll do"
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, "I'll even tell you that I love you
If you want me to"
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

When they left the bar
They got in his car
And they drove away
He drove to the family inn
She didn't even have to pretend
She didn't know what for

And he went to the desk
And made his request
While she waited outside
Then he came back with the key
She said, "Give it to me
And I'll unlock the door"

She kept saying
"I've never really done this kind of thing before, have you"
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, "Yes I have
But only a time or two"
Third rate romance
Low rent redezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

Alkaline Trio - This Could Be Love [sm=biggrin.gif]
 
ETA: 
 
Alkaline Trio - Blue In The Face is bad too, although it's a great song.

LMAO Jean!  Good one!
 
Kate