For Fun - Inappropriate Wedding Songs

This thread is so funny I had to copy all the songs and paste them into an email to all my friends. []

Janice, it is my mission to spread hilarity throughout the world.  []
 
Kate

Great thread....
Here's a few...
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" - Meatloaf
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" -Police
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
"Hound Dog" - Elvis
"Lyin' Eyes" - Eagles
"I Want to Break Free" - Queen
"Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen  -my bridal party sang this for us at our wedding....they did a whole floor show too...
 
 
Kate,
you picked a great song....
 

Funny you should mention "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights", Maria, because I always laugh because it was at played at nearly every wedding reception I went to throughout the '90's and danced and sung along with with great gusto!

So many good songs!!!  I thought of a few more:
 
Violent Femmes - Country Death Song  [linkhttp://www.vfemmes.com/lyricscountrydeathsong.html]http://www.vfemmes.com/lyricscountrydeathsong.html[/link]
Harley Poe (tiny unknown band in ID) - It's Only the End of the World [linkhttp://www.myspace.com/harleypoe]http://www.myspace.com/harleypoe[/link]
Joe ft. Mystical - Stutter
King Missile - Detachable Penis
Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back
Prince - P*ssy Control
Ramstein - Du Hast
Shaggy - It wasn't me
 
[8D]

Thought of some more...
 
Depeche Mode's "Master and Servant" would only be appropriate at the wedding of a very particular type of couple.  LOL.
 
James - "Laid"..not appropriate and would be bad to play in front of any in-laws LOL. 
 
Alanis Morisette - "You Oughta Know"
 
Kate
 
 

Don't Touch Me There -- The Tubes
Good-Bye Earl -- Dixie Chicks
Dynamohum -- Frank Zappa
The Banks of the Ohio -- Jonny Cash (It's about killing the woman he loves & throwing her in the river)
 
I know there are more, I just can't think of them.

here are a couple of other violent femmes songs...
blister in the sun
gone daddy gone/i just want to make love to you

culture club...
it's a miracle
do you really want to hurt me?

edit:
just wanted to add..
Love Hurts - Nazareth
Slow Ride - Foghat
I Just Want To Make love To You - Foghat
Why Can't We Be Friends - War
Right Place Wrong Time - Dr. John
Free Ride - The Edgar Winter Group
No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

49 Tons -- Fred Eaglesmith
Something about being surrounded by police cars ..."49 tons of diesel locomotive couldn't drag me back to you"
 
Your Cheatin Heart--Hank Williams
 
Nebraska--Bruce Springsteen
"Sheriff when the man pulls that switch sir and snaps my poor head back
You make sure my pretty baby is sittin' right there on my lap"
 
Song of Joy--Nick Cave

Kate-

I KID YOU NOT about this story... My 20 year old step son decided when he was sad and going away to boost camp to propose to a woman he worked with that he had been on 2 dates with... so after boot camp his family got the SURPRISE of their life... none of us had even MET this girl yet alone knew her name or ANYTHING about her (and NO ...she was NOT pregnant![]).

SO one of Dh's friends was helping us last minute get songs together for the wedding and he put the below song on the CD... On the way to the place they were getting married DH and I  were listening  to the CD and we heard the song... freaked out, went home and burned a   NEW CD without this one on it!  What a horrible thing that would have been if we hadn't caught it... NOT the supportive and loving message we wanted to send to his NOW ex- wife []

JIMMY SOUL- IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY





If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

OMG Shelly, that is unreal! 

Good thing you caught that in time!  I understand people playing jokes (a la Maria's bridal party singing "Another one bites the dust")  but it is a fine line to walk between a joke and being offensive - you really need to know your audience well.  I bet you're glad you decided to listen to the CD in the car!

Maria - I'm glad you like our choice of song.  It fits us, and the style of wedding - elegant (I hope!) but not overly fussy.  []

Kate

Traditionalists, avert your eyes.
 
Personally, I always thought Mendelssohn's Wedding March was inappropriate.  Unless you really *are* getting married to an ass named Bottom. 

So, I'm an oldies freak:
 
"Send in the Clowns" (Joni Mitchell -- my best friend has always said if she ever gets married she's having that one played as she goes down the aisle)
 
"Every Step You Take" Police (I heard Sting say once he's amazed how many couples say that's 'their song' and he said "WHY?  It's about a stalker!!")
 
"Running Bear Loved Little White Dove" Johnny Preston (they both die in the end)
 
"Last Kiss" J. Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers (car wreck and she dies)
 
ANYTHING by Lesley Gore (but if you take them all together it's like a woman's journey to self-discovery and self-respect *grin*)
 
"Fancy" by Dusty Springfield (Fancy's mother tells her "Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, and they'll be nice to you" as she teaches her to be a hooker -- and they say today's songs lack moral fiber!!)
 
'These Boots are Made For Walkin" Nancy Sinatra (wearing comfy shoes to be married in? Nope *grin*)
 
ahhh, so many songs, so little time

Let's not forget good old Ray Charles and

HIT THE ROAD, JACK!

Here's another one:
"Independence Day" - Martina McBride.