This one's a scream. I went to Petco to buy some fish supplies and I'm standing in line to check out. I have Shelby and Souffle with me and the couple behind me start commenting on my dogs. The husband says to his wife...
Husband: "I think those are Pugs."
Wife: "No, they're not. They look like Irish Boston Terriers."
Husband: "Are you sure?"
Wife: "I'm positive. They look like Irish Boston Terriers."
Now I'm trying extremely hard not to die laughing. At one point the wife says to me...
Wife: "Those are Irish Boston Terriers right?"
Me: "Wrong, they're Mexican Boston Terriers."
Lord have mercy. [

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Anyone else have funny stories along the same lines?