If your dog can talk...

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    If your dog can talk...

    What would be His/her first sentence.

    For mine i have to say his first sentence would be "What you eating? Can i get some? Please."
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    Don't forget, he'd probably say I love you, I adore you, and where are you going?
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    Mine would say something like

    "food...I want food.. huh... toy? Wheres the toy, the toy, the toy, the toy, I love the toy... love love love... woof!"
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    Odin would say "Whatcha doing? Where ya going? Can I come? Is it time to eat?"
     
    Loki would say "Wanna go outside, lay in my yard. Where's Odin? Mmmm, rocks."
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    Cairo: "omgomgomgomgomg theres a noise outside WOOF WOOF WOOF oh look cat! *wagwagwagboundaftercatdownthehall* ooooh crumb on the floor! *inhale* walk? now?  yesyesyespleeease!!!"
     
    Nikki: "zzzzzzzzzzzzz"
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    Teddy: "Wheres the cat?! Hes about to jump out the window! I have to catch him!! I don't chase the cat, no way, we're playing tag".
     
    Jasper: "Ooooo thats the spot, you could scratch my back all day".
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    SQUIRREL!
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    Skeeter:  What's that noise? woof , woof, woof...........Oh it's just a leaf...oh well........woof, woof, woof, bark some more and woof!
     
    Pepper: where ya goin' Skeeter? Can I come?  I bet I'm faster than you , I bet I can bark louder than you! Anything you can do I can do better.
     
    Tipper:  Oh Mommy, I love you , I love you , I love you, gimme kisses, ok gimme some more.  Now rub my belly
     
    Jazzy:   Uh oh here comes that thing attached to my butt again..... I know i'm gonna catch it this time..............OOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Grey: Hey Brown! Brown! Brown Brown Brown! Hey Brown! Ahhhh! Brown look...Mommy! Hey Mommy Mommy Mommy...Oh! Cuz toys! *squeaky squeaky squeaky, squeaky, squeaky, squeaky* Hey Brown Brown! Broooooooooooooooooooooooown!!!!!
     
    Brown:  Shut the hell up, psycho! I think Mommy has food.
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    whinny: it's so hot mom. its so hot. here i will roll onto my back so it is easier for you to scratch my belly and make me feel less hot.
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    Max:  rub my tummy, please please please.  Where's my squeaky toy?  The really loud one?  Can we go to the dog park?  Please please please? I'll be good.  I'll come when you call me.  I promise.  Huh?  Can we?  Huh?

    Joyce
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    I love Brown & Grey. [:)]

    Rupert: I loooooove you, mama. Gimme kiss? Nuzzle me here, right here on my neck. Mmmm. Thanks. That's my favorite. Ok, now wanna go outside and play frisbee? Huh? I love frisbee, it's my favorite. What? You've got treats? Treats are my favorite!!
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    "I need to eat that. Can I eat that? I'm going to eat it anyways. I think I can eat that thing too. Do you have food? I want food. I never get enough food. Where can I get more food? Are you going to the kitchen? Can you get me some food? Does he have food? I bet there's food over there..."

    Endless loop.
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    Shy: Mommy, I miss when it was just you and me.

    Rotten: When is that damn puppy going to his real home?

    Boomer: Hey? Hey? Hey? Come on play with me. Please! Please! Please! Hey? Hey? Hey where are you guys going without me? Huh? Huh? Please!
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    rub my tummy please please, oh I hear a kitty, what to do? I want belly rub and also cahse kitty, where are my chicken livers? woof, woof, belly rub, belly rub.[8D]