If your dog can talk...

"OMG, are you going to the bathroom?   I want to come!   It will be awesome!"

"Robin, I love you.   I love you so much.   I love you more than words can say.    I know try to hide your love for me, but I see it in your steely, unblinking cat eyes and your swishy, twitchy tail."

My dogs *do* talk All the time!

They say all sort of stuff.

Just now, Emma said, "Mom! Mom! MOoooOOOommmMMM! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mooo----ooooMMM!!! LOOK AT ME! Talk to me! Love me! I want food!"

I said, "Emma, I just fed you, come kiss me."

She jumped up and got some loves, and went and layed on the couch.

Teenie just started talking to me last week. Her first sentence? "Mom, can I get some food? I'm sooooo hungry! I haven't eaten in two night nights!"

Willow would say "Wait, for me, I'm going too!" 

You mean they don't talk?  So, are these are just voices in my head?

Ben said this morning:  "Ridiculous human.  Couldn't you see they were breaking around the barn?"
Ann:  "Stopping would be imprudent at this juncture."
Doug the Dog:  "No, really?  You fed us already?  Look, my bowl is empty!  Obviously it is lonely and needs some kibble to keep it company."
Jen:  "Turnonthehosetturnonthehoseturnonthehose . . ."
Zhi:  "You must worship me.  No, you must feed me.  Then you are free to worship me."
Rocky:  "Life is great!  May I go play with those wooly things?"
Maggie:  "That puppy is just a foster puppy, right?  He's leaving soon?"

Lu and Tully (guard dogs):  "Those other dogs are just foster dogs, right?  They're leaving soon?"

Gracie: Play! Let's Play! Come play now! If you don't play with me I'm going to play with the cat! HA! *woofs at the cat*

Casey: I am beautiful. Am I not, the most beautiful cat you have ever seen? You want to pet me. I shall smite the dog and it shall go away forever. Then you will pet me and only me and tell me how beautiful I am.

*sounds of the cat and dog fighting*

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Shaq:  (spoken in an very droopy voice) "Hey Papa. Mama. You're on my couch. Hang on, I'm coming over there. Let me just drink my "wa" first. Then I'll be right there. (five minutes later)  See I finally made it. Let me just make myself comfortable on your laps, since you are still on my couch. Now you may rub my belly."
 
Marley: "I'm- in- the house! I missed you. Its' been like a whole 30 seconds since I saw you last!!! HERE I AM!!! Loookatme!Loooook at me!!! Mama. Mama. Nonononono. Don't pet the cat! Look at me. Smell my stinky breath. Loook, here I am. Right in your face. LOOK! Ahhhhhh. Here's Papa! I knew he was here! Where were you??? Huhuhuhhuhuhuh??? Here Papa, let me lick you nose. Pay attention. Don't look at that TV thing! Lookatme! Right here. look at me." (and it continues)
 
FattyKitty: "Stupid Humans. Stupid slobbery dogs. Listen human, carry me over to the fridge, and get me some food."
 
Sudah Kitty: "Hmmmph. I hate everyone except pet woman. purrrrrrrrrrr"
 
Bishop and Bagee : "Food? Looooooook into our eyessssssss. feeeeeeed usssssssss."
 
 

It's true, dogs do talk....a lot.
 
Nigel:  "Hey, where'd Mom go?  She was right here...where...ohh...there she is...I wish she would stay put so I don't have to keep moving around.  So, when is this puppy going to go to her real home?  What's in that box Mom, show me, show me...I need to know."
 
Sydney:  "What do I want?  I want the ball, the fris..throw the fris...where's my big dog, must clean my big dog's face, I know he secretly loves me....hmmm....what's this?  Bark Bark...there now they know I am here, I'll just hide behind the big dog and he'll take care of them."

I just have to say that I'm loving this thread. It's so much fun! Keep posting!! []

Gottagetmysneakergottagetmysneakergottagetmysneaker NOOOOOOOOOW!!!  Squeak, squeak, squeak.  Look she doesn't want the sneaker, c'mon mom, take the sneaker and throw it pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.  Ok let's try the ball.  GottagetmyballGottagetmyballGottagetmyballGottagetmyball NOOOOW!!! How's this mom, good ... is it ... is it ... throw the ball pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
 
The louder the squeak for Riley the better he loves the toy LOL.

"You mean I can't chew that?  Why?  That' hardly fair.  Oh, was that your ironing board?  Why?  You didn't need it, did you?   Why?  See, I'm cute, everybody loves me, you don't really want to stop me from chewing that, it might make me sad and I won't be so cute anymore.  No, wait, I will always be cute.  Oh....food?  Yes, food!  Can I have a raspberry?  Why not?  Okay, okay, I'll do "sit" for a raspberry, but only because I feel like it, don't you go getting any ideas above your station."
 
Kate

Today she said--"come on, time to get up. . .let's go the doors this way!",  "Are you up yet, look, I can sit and give paw, see, I'm cute, my ears are down. . ."

My Charlie would ask "Can I chew on that? Can I eat that?" "I will anyway." "Catch me if you can!"

Mmmm, Mama, what are you eating??? It smells so good. Can I have some? Please? What if I sit for you?Okay, I'm sitting...I want some. PLEEEEEAAASSSEEEEE! Wait, where are you going??? Can I come? Are you going outside? No, your going into the bathroom! I'm coming with you! OK, where are we going now? Oh, look, there's the kitty! I want to play with the kitty! Kitty, let's play! Wait, Mama, where are you going??
 

Ellie would say: "Hey, I'm right here, why aren't you petting me right now, and where's my treat?"

Grady: "mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...."
 
Aspen: "you MUST obey the Papillon, NOW!"  he's bossy. ~L~