Julie Byers
Posted : 6/10/2006 2:42:47 AM
Mine was painless yet painfully embarassing. While my mom was visiting from out of state, my son was petting Mack, saying, "Good Mack!" which was oh so cute. Mack is standing patiently being petted. Then Nicholas reaches down underneath and gets a handful of 'Big Mack' and gives him a vigorous shake saying, "Look, Gama! Mack privates!" Before I could cross the kitchen, Mack turned his head to see what the source of his jiggling member was and proceeded to lick up the side of Nick's head with every jiggle, which made Nick laugh and jiggle some more. Each time Mack licked, Nick jiggled. Pretty soon Nick's head was all slobbery and all his blond baby hairs are shellacked on end with dog spit. I stood there dumbly watching this little spectacle in my kitchen, and my mother looked like she had heart failure. Her angelic faced, blond haired, blue eyed grandson was standing there with a fistful of 'dogequipment' shaking it like he was pull starting a lawn mower. I realized that I wasn't moving and grabbed Nick and washed off his noggin under the kitchen faucet. At this point, my mother still hadn't said anything at all. I looked at her and asked if she wanted a diet pepsi. She says, "No, honey I think I'll wait for the margarita fairy - it's gonna be a long afternoon." Jules