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Embarassing but true

Posted : 6/8/2006 8:21:27 PM

I was debating whether or not to post this, but I thought maybe someone else out there would have an equally embarassing story to make me feel better, LOL.

About 3 hours ago I put Ben to bed and went to bed myself with SO. Ben was fine for about an hour, then he started whining like crazy. I waited til he calmed down and let him out, thinking maybe, he had to pee....he did. OK, back to our respective beds we both go. Now, it is boiling hot here because we are having a heatwave, so of course Ben is drinking loads of water. Another hour goes by and he whines like crazy again, so I wait to let him out until he's calm and take him to pee again. I am training him to go outside, but there is paper by the back door in case we don't make it. I took him to the paper because it is so darned hot here I am sleeping with nothing on but a smile and didn't want to give any insomniac neighbours a thrill.

I bend down to praise him for doing his business...and he bit my nipple.

OH my freaking god did that hurt. I put him back to bed and ran upstairs crying because it hurt so much...when they say razor sharp teeth they are soooo not kidding. Was good for some sympathy from SO but I honestly think my scream may have scared Ben. I am now still awake and downstairs with him because he can't settle - due to the heat or me, I don't know.

Kate

ron2

Posted : 6/8/2006 8:36:31 PM

Ouch! I don't want to think what could happen to me. Fortunately, Shadow is housetrained and will sleep through the night.

Julitza

Posted : 6/8/2006 8:45:28 PM

Ouch! I would absolutely die. This reminds me Never to be in my birthday suit around Lizzie, she is a nippy girl!

Benedict

Posted : 6/8/2006 8:47:35 PM

He did the last 2 nights but bless him he is only 2 months old and isn't going to get it all right away. I think some additional, more appropriate chew toys are on the shopping list for tomorrow.

Kate

shamrockmommy

Posted : 6/8/2006 9:05:45 PM

Well... having breastfed for 19.5 months myself, I feel your pain!! LOL

Lansinoh cream in the baby section helps a ton for nipple healing btw.

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marlania

Posted : 6/8/2006 11:43:13 PM

OUCH!! And I thought an accidental scratch from a swipe of the paw was bad!

Sera_J

Posted : 6/9/2006 6:16:20 AM

Ouch!

My friends horse bit her nipple (with clothing on, I can report happily!) she screamed like I've never heard someone scream. The horse spooked, it was crazy. He's very naughty.

He does have a reason though, another gal used to put her carrots in her chest pocket and he'd always nuzzle there looking for the carrots. Since then I've guarded my chest with a new vigor, as he's pretty convinced my rather generous chest is the carrot motherload!

... I can't help but giggle at your post, though... while I feel your pain, it's always a little funnier when it wasn't you that it happened to [

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Benedict

Posted : 6/9/2006 6:26:36 AM

Sera....I am sitting here thinking that at least a nip from Ben hurts less than one from a horse - I have been bitten by a horse so I do have a comparison. That makes me feel slightly better LOL.

And yes, I know it's funnier when it happens to someone else....think of this as a public comedy annoucement. [

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Kate

Vivian

Posted : 6/9/2006 7:09:28 AM

Ouch! I've had my dog step on my boob but never had a bite. [:@]

RileysMommy

Posted : 6/9/2006 7:37:42 AM

Ok - I'm sorry it hurt so much - but this made me spit my coffee right out - I laughed so hard. Thank goodness I have never felt your pain.

Vertigo

Posted : 6/9/2006 7:39:51 AM

ORIGINAL: shamrockmommy

Well... having breastfed for 19.5 months myself, I feel your pain!! LOL

Lansinoh cream in the baby section helps a ton for nipple healing btw.

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I second the use of the Lansinoh - it helps a lot!

sharismom

Posted : 6/9/2006 8:57:56 AM

I had a husky pup, Shari's sister, who liked to try to latch onto my husband's nipple if he had his shirt off! Never tried with me, but then I don't walk around without a shirt!

I thought it was hilarious!

janobonano

Posted : 6/9/2006 9:56:55 AM

OMG I really have to stop reading this stuff while I'm at work. [sm=rotfl.gif]

loveukaykay

Posted : 6/9/2006 10:39:02 AM

Heeh heee thats too funny! Those puppy teeth do hurt!!! Probably looked like a nice toy there for him, lol.

jeano

Posted : 6/9/2006 11:23:12 AM

Okay, I'll admit that it happened to me, too, sometime in the dim past I remember doing the same thing, bending over and OUCH!

I forgot it as soon as possible! If your husband laughed, maybe you can borrow Sofia. She's a very accomplished New Mexican Nard Stepper.[

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