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EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted : 6/2/2006 4:56:04 PM

OMG!!!

I have to hurry b/c I just got home from work and my nephews birthday party is right now and I still have to take a shower, BUT I just HAVE to share this story with some people who understand! Crying

DH does a little, but I dont think he really gets what I went through today... Okay here goes (try to be quick)

A dog came in today and we were trying to get blood from him, well he was throwing the biggest fit I think Ive ever seen a dog throw over blood! (And Ive seen some fits). Anyway, so the vet and I cannot retain him ourselves so we call someone from surgery to help hold and I end up at the butt area (dont know how or why just worked out that way).... so we are all holding and he starts his fit and we are holding and here comes the anal gland juice, ALL over my arm, all over the table, his tail is landing in it and flinging it around me.... THEN more of it come SHOOOOOOTING out right on my shirt ALL over me all over the table, THEN..... POOP comes flying at me.

So there is pee, poo, and a freaking gallon of anal juice all over him and the table and me and as hes flailing around (at this point we are not doing anything other than trying to calm him so he doesnt go flying off of the table) it is splashing me in the face repeatedly and heres the bad part (although at this point I dont know why I cared) but his tail went right in my mouth. I mean, I already had anal gland juice on my lips an God help me I dont know how my mouth got open but his soaking wet tail went INTO my mouth.....AHHHH! ...

Okay so then we get him to the floor and I run out and I threw up like four times.

I had to get some extra scrubs because I was soaked. We had to mop the floor 2 times with bleach and spray everything to get that GOD AWFUL smell to tone down a bit. Uggg I get goosebumps just thinking about it.

My stomach still doesnt feel right.... omg, I thought I was going to go home, I wish this was on tape so you could really see the insanity that occured. Now off to my MUCH needed shower...

Benedict

Posted : 6/2/2006 5:11:07 PM

EughhhHhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You only threw up 4 times? You have a stronger stomach than me!

Kate

Luvntzus

Posted : 6/2/2006 5:14:28 PM

Oh my goodness, I feel so sorry for you!! I've had some pretty gross things happen when I was working with animals, but that really tops the list of GROSS! [:'(] You poor thing!

dogslyfe

Posted : 6/2/2006 5:16:24 PM

I suppose it would be quite rude to tell you about the hysterical laughter that is bubbling up from the pits of my belly...

So I'll just say, EWWWWWWWWW YUCK YUCK YUCK.

I am SO sorry. That stinks major bad.

*runs off giggling*

Suzi

Posted : 6/2/2006 5:27:07 PM

Here I am eating ice cream and the big EWWWWWwww caught my attention. Hahahahaa............[

] Opp.s.......[>:] Ok.......that was some yuckie esperence you had. [:'(] I can't even survive smelling dog poop, get some super body wash and scrub off those stinkers!!! [

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Sandra TH

Posted : 6/2/2006 5:35:12 PM

I feel bad that I'm laughing... but I can't seem to stop...

I can't believe that you actually posted before you took a shower. Amy, you have a very serious i-dog addiction. Perhaps you should seek help....LOL!

gradyupmybutt

Posted : 6/2/2006 5:37:00 PM

Oh no! I don't know who I feel sorrier for, you or the pup. That's definitely gross but then I think the poor dog must have been terrified to be reacting that way. I hope you took a l-o-n-g hot shower, took some Maalox for your sour tummy & had a good stiff drink.

loveukaykay

Posted : 6/2/2006 6:20:00 PM

I do have a seious addiction! Well, I posted before because for one thing it had already been there for hours while I continued to work, so I was kinda used to it, and two because DH was not gonna let me get back on here after I showered, I was going to have to leave right after. But, hehe, I took a very long shower and he said he had to go and I had to meet him there (its his familys side)..... so lol I get to get back on here for a sec[

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I felt bad for the dog too... BUT I was kind of mad at him at the time.... he was just really badly behaved and I think thats why, I know he didnt like that, but no dog does... some just repect people more - I think he had alpha issues with his owner anyway. But, I do feel bad that he got so very upset.

The vet and everyone else who worked there thought it was the funniest thing in the world that I threw up and had it all over me. My face was litterly dripping anal juice. They really got a kick out of it....[8|]lol. And my nose was running and I was burping for the rest of the day. And each time I walked to the front desk they said they could smell me coming...

I do hafta go now, I need a drink anyway, I really do.

You know, now that I can sit down and think of it, the next patient peed on my arm, a few later was a cat with throw up all over it and it got on me, there was a HUGE GSD that would NOT let us get a stool sample, and a cat that bit me and scratched my arm. Actually those are normal day things but just seems like so much b/c of that first one making me think about it all... or just a really busy busy day means more patients than normal means more stuff can happen... or somethings just in the air today lol....

My name is Amy, and I am an i-dogaholic.

sillysally

Posted : 6/2/2006 6:30:32 PM

AACCCKKKK--how horrible--kind of funny--but still horrible! I'll have to tell my ex-dogwash girl friend that I have something that will top her "Small dog with explosive Diarrea"story.....

Debbie R

Posted : 6/2/2006 6:36:14 PM

[sm=rotfl.gif]Benedict! '
I'm so sorry Amy, that is terrible I don't know how you do it but I am thankful you do.

Debbie R

Posted : 6/2/2006 6:37:31 PM

Oh yeah forgot to ask you got all of the other body fluids did you ever get the blood?

calliecritturs

Posted : 6/2/2006 7:01:51 PM

Soooooooooooo, loveyoukaykay -- on your way home did you stop at 7-11 and ask the guy if he wanted to trade jobs???

I prolly would have -- you WILL eventually be able to laugh at it -- however, when there is an anal gland post, don't feel obliged to contribute. Certain personal experience is just plain TOO painful to re-live!! Bless your heart -- I can see the 'funny side' but I"M not the one wearing it!!

garrettandpaul

Posted : 6/2/2006 7:02:03 PM

There is No way possible I would have stayed at work......You are much stronger than I am.

schleide

Posted : 6/2/2006 7:08:07 PM

So sorry - but [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif]!! I laughed so loud that DH came in to see what was soooo funny - Karmically something amazing must be coming your way to make up for it!!

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Posted : 6/2/2006 7:24:46 PM

Well I sure wont be kissing you anytime soon! Yuck, you poor thing!