EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemon Juice

Lemon juice is awesome for getting the smell of anal gland juice out of your hair. It's happened to me many many times. I just have learned to point the butt away from where I see it- I go by feel now.
Same thing happened to me many times. Worst one was a new designer breed a "mi-ki" (dont ask me what it's mixed with, I have no idea!) I got anal gland juice in my bra of all places!
I feel your pain. []
 
 
 
 
 

OMG--I am dying here![]

Geez... what a crappy day!! []

Oh my we must be like twins or something because that kind of horrific stuff seems to always only happen to me were I work.  Anals are the worst I have almost yacked many of times.  I would have most certainly have barfed if it got in my mouth.  I feel your pain.  You deserve a specail something for putting up with the stench.

Oh, I feel your pain!!
 
When the pup formerly known as LT (now Solo living a life of luxery with Lori) was a few months old, his leg got caught in the foot rest of DS's recliner and in the panic, DH couldn't figure out how to get the darned thing back up.....LT was not hurt, but really, really frightened and the first thing he did when I picked him up was to empty his anal glands allllll over me!  PU!!!  The memory of that smell lingers to this day!  Ewwwwww is right!

that is really gross.. really gross... but honestly my heart went out to the dog.. i immediately though "aww that poor dog, he was soo scared!"

Mine wasn't quite that bad. When I took Shadow in to be neutered, I had to help hold him to get his sedation shot, as he is skiddish of the vet. He was scared and vented his glands near me. I stayed with him until he fell asleep. Then I went home, put everything I was wearing in the wash and took a shower. I aim to make his vet visits better by starting a regime of visiting with treats without any procedures. His vacc update is this year and I want him a little more relaxed. We've been there a few times for a weigh-in.
 

I'm not laughing.

I'm not.

Honest. [:-]


(I have to say though, all kidding aside, that I feel really more sorry for the dog!)

Yup we did eventually get the blood... I know some dogs just have a problem with me holding them the way your supposed to for blood... its usually big dogs - and when they start to struggle I let up and then just hold their mouth shut and talk to them really loud and happy and the vet will hold the vein herself and get it that way.  that works better for some dogs, usually she gets it and its like they didnt even know it.... we did try that, he didnt like the stick of the needle, he acted like it was a knife stabbing him in the arm... he just really did nothing but flale around, so we had no choice but to grab him and hold him tight just to keep him from falling off the table.  When we did eventually get the blood he was on the floor in a corner with the three of us, still pooping...
 
I do feel really bad for him, I hate to think of how scared he had to be for all that, but its not that bad, he shouldnt have acted that way.  That being said... for whatever reason, he did, and I felt sorry for him... I bet he slept good when he got home after all that stress!
 
I told my family and friends and a few didnt even know what anal glands are... lol, thats why I just had to tell you guys who know )
 
I went to bed pretty early, and I ate Wendy's today so I feel better, lol, yum! My treat..[]

Double gross. [:'(][:'(]

Ewwwww!!!!
 
I was just reading this out loud to my friends and my best friend just got the gag reflex! 
 
I'm so sorry this happened!
 
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I  was eating, but am no longer hungry. That is so gross. You poor girl, I would have [:'(] the instant I smelt anything.

I'm so sorry you had to go through that and even to have a taste of it![:'(] It's bad enough smelling that stuff at work when ever a dog is scared to death of being groomed and sends that stuff flying. I have had to clean anal juice and explosive poop several times, but to have that stuff all over my face and to taste it.  I don't think I would have been able to stand it and would have kept on vomiting and brushing my teeth many times.  You so deserve a very hot shower to scrub off that smell.
 

You so deserve a very hot shower to scrub off that smell.

 
And don't forget the whiskey or vodka to disinfect your mouth!
 
Ugghhh....Amy, you're a trooper! 

OMG Amy talk about paying your dues in dogworld! Ohh Hell-O.
I think I would have huuked a great big technicolor yawn another half dozen more times then scrubed my mouth out with comet...ACK.  I'm soooo sorry you had to go through that!  I believe a few stiff drinks are in order. 
I thought I had it bad a couple weeks ago Mack had snuck something out of the garbage when no one was looking and it gave him the trots.  We had gone to a birthday party and came home to the strong stench of dog poop.  I looked all over the place and couldn't find it.  I kept looking and finally found a huge lake of liquid nuclear waste on the frickin carpeting.  Immediately my stomach did a barrel roll.  Of course I couldn't leave it for the 'Puke/Poop-On-The-Carpet-Fairy' to clean up.  It looked like a couple of pounds or quarts or litres hard to measure when your eyes are bulging and you are about to hurl.   I got a garbage can, plastic bags, gloves, paper towels, lysol spray, scented candle, said a prayer, and started to scrape the blob that ate Salt Lake onto the cardboard.  It was snotty and slimey and dark. It made the same sounds as when a roller brush thick with paint is gliding on the wall.  Then I realise I am the one making the 'urka-urka-blicka' noises and things slide downhill from there.  It took me an hour or so which included steam cleaning the area and I have yet to remove the 'caution crime scene do not enter' tape.  Now I don't feel so bad for myself Amy I feel worse for you!     Jules