Mindless Thursday!

BEVOLASVEGAS

Tina, I don't know about your town, but here there are specific streets & street corners that you can hang out on to make money, & get weiner.  It's probably dirty, disease ridden weiner, but it is weiner.

I don't think we have those kinds of streets or corners here. We do, however, have an "adult store" that I may have to visit.  It won't be live weiner, but at least it'll be clean.

Side note: heard this statistic last week, that 1 in 6 adults in the U.S. has genital herpes.  I'm so glad to be back in the dating game again.

sharismom

Now I'm not only broke, I'm weiner-less.

At first I thought you meant because the furnace guy wasn't hot enough but then I realized you meant because Otis was gone.

I had the most boring lunch.  Lean Cuisine turkey lasagna and green beans. I should've gone to Jack 'n the Box.

sharismom

We do, however, have an "adult store" that I may have to visit.  It won't be live weiner, but at least it'll be clean.

There is nothing wrong with B.O.B.!  (battery operated boyfriend)

cakana

sharismom

Now I'm not only broke, I'm weiner-less.

At first I thought you meant because the furnace guy wasn't hot enough but then I realized you meant because Otis was gone.

Yeah, sometimes the humor loses something in this medium (typing).

cakana

I had the most boring lunch.  Lean Cuisine turkey lasagna and green beans. I should've gone to Jack 'n the Box.

Those grilled sandwiches they've been advertising look so good!  If it didn't mean getting in the car and dealing with mid-day downtown traffic, I'd go get myself one. Instead, I think I'll just stay here and put some pepperjack and feta cheese on a couple of corn tortillas and call it lunch. Maybe I've got some salsa in the back of the fridge somewhere.

Joyce

cakana

I had the most boring lunch.  Lean Cuisine turkey lasagna and green beans.

 I've got you beat - I'm eating my sister's Nutrisystem meals she's been ignoring them and not following the program.  She has 4 boxes of food because they just keep coming.  We're talking, I could fit two of the dogs inside the boxes, they're that big.  Today was ravioli with basil sauce.

Meanwhile, I find the Safeway brand's Eating Right meals almost always taste SOOOOOOOO much better than Lean Cuisine, and calorie counts are comparable.  Though not comparable taste or calorie-wise to Jack in the Box.

Hey, Amanda, would you give Schatzi & Shooter a bath so we have clean weiners to go around here?

My coworker who saw me earlier brought me some melted mini peanut butter cups.  They were in the freezer, but too close to a light, so they can't be sold.  Yay me - I'll pass them to anyone who wants some, just ignore the separated fat part.  You could melt them down for cookies!  Mmm, cookies...  *looks back at Nutrisystem meal, and feels the pudge on the belly*... sigh... I guess I should run tonight before the snow starts.  6-10 inches.  YAY??  It was 70 yesterday.

 there are moments I am so sure 'a dog's life' is far superior to 'a human's life'.  I am slogging away writing a huge report and I just gave Bugsy an emu drumstick - just saying this dog would survive in the wild just fine And if I was in a plane crash over a deserted island I wouldn't want to be stranded with him LOL Anyway he is very very pleased with life.

Me not so much 

miranadobe

I guess I should run tonight before the snow starts.  6-10 inches.

Wow! Really? I'm sorry. I told you you should move to California. It'll be 70+ here into next week. I soooooo have spring fever.

I don't really have a craving for something sweet but some french fries would do the trick. The boring lasagna filled me up but it just didn't satisfy me like a grilled chicken club would've.

I had to stop at the lab and have blood drawn this morning and wasn't sure if I had to fast, so I did anyway. Turned out it was just thyroid bloodwork, so I didn't have to fast but better safe than sorry. I was happy that my dr. ordered a full panel this time. Something feels off and it could be hormonal but I'm hoping it's the thyroid.

BEVOLASVEGAS

sharismom

Now I'm not only broke, I'm weiner-less.

Tina, I don't know about your town, but here there are specific streets & street corners that you can hang out on to make money, & get weiner.  It's probably dirty, disease ridden weiner, but it is weiner.

And this is what I get for working diligently all day...missing these sort of conversations.  *Sigh*  Really need to work on that independently wealthy thing...or get a phone that lets me sign in to iDog.

 is this damned day over with yet. my god it is lasting forever!

cakana

miranadobe

I guess I should run tonight before the snow starts.  6-10 inches.

Wow! Really? I'm sorry. I told you you should move to California.

miranadobe

Hey, Amanda, would you give Schatzi & Shooter a bath so we have clean weiners to go around here?

Both weiners got a bath last night, so they are clean & free of disease or parasites for ya'll.

Shooter killed a snake on our last potty break of the night. Then, he ate part of it, puked it back up, & rolled in it, so a bath was mandatory before he got to come back inside. The rule here is that if one weiner needs a bath, they both get one. Schatzi was PISSED. She kicked Shooter's a$$ & he took it. Normally, nobody kicks Shooter's a$$ because he doesn't allow it, but he just sat there & took it last night.

Steph, you definitely need a different phone. You're missing "weiner talk"!

I came home early. My allergies were kicking my butt & I needed Claratin.

What's for dinner? I'm trying to decide between bbq or italian...

The geek took an agonizing long time to switch out my computer.  I got grey hairs just watching him.

Deb W.

Deb, sometimes you have to whack their a$$ with a 2x4 to make them work a little faster.  Surely, you know this.....

BEVOLASVEGAS

Surely, you know this.....

Yeah, but considering that the bureaucrats took 2 years to figure out how to get me a new 'puter, I figured it was one of the rare situations that it would be better if I just kept my mouth shut and went with the program.  Dosn't happen often, but it does happen.

Did Brutus get his hotdogs??

Deb W.